He did nothing wrong

He did nothing wrong
he got Steven and Connie back together, he gave Steven good advice, and made tried to make him not look like a faggot.
All just to see Stevonnie at his party and they just leave

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What he did was wrong, for kids. His advice applies more to superficial teenagers and young adults.

>he got Steven and Connie back together, he gave Steven good advice, and made tried to make him not look like a faggot.
>All just to see Stevonnie at his party and they just leave
well, yes, he did nothing wrong and he got to have a bitching transwarping pink Lion making his party one of the best to remember.

why can't he be satisfied by that?

give your jacket user

>You can come to my party IF you fuse with connie
>Comes to the party
>ok now it's your turn to hold up your obligation
>lol no

>Scrawny upper middle class brat
terrifying, gonna beat me up with those cat eyes? you're gonna make a fine rug.

you wanna go frog
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>obsessed with having a six foot tall dickgirl showing up at your high school party
Is Kevin actually in-world popular? He was able to get eight kids (and pretty dorky looking kids, with dumpy bodies and undercuts) to a rich-kid party with a pool and open bar.
Is he just a crazy autist who watches too many 80's-90's high school movies?

He himself said the party was shitty, things probably just didn't come together like he wanted them to. Thus why he invited Connie/Steven to it in hopes it wouldn't be shit. He is emotionally retarded though.

>Is he just a crazy autist who watches too many 80's-90's high school movies?
That would be great: youtube.com/watch?v=ISuLELJe-8Y

He has the potential to become Steven's Reigan

literally just finished the episode. they should have at least humored him for a moment by fusing

I need this now.

I'm watching this shit in another window right now, on episode 6, does it get better

>Keven and Steven start dancing in sync
>expect for a split second that they're gonna fuse
Would have made the episode better, desu

I am going to rape you.

is this one punch meme? is it worth it?

Drawfags please! He's just a younger version of Reigan!

It's Mob Psycho 100

you two sicken me

Mob Psycho 100
>is it worth it?
It's a fucking TV show, either spend 20 minutes trying it out or don't.
What's 20 fucking minutes worth?
I've taken shits longer than that (only while I was very ill, but still).

steven is 14 he's a teenager

It doesn't change significantly, so stop if you aren't enjoying it.
Fucking brainlets these days.

He's mentally a child, by years he's 14. Notice how he never grows.

but Kevin THINKS he's seven.
Also Steven is fucked-up in the head so he makes himself look really young.

If he's physically so young then why are his hormone almonds activating for Connie

Because he's becoming more attached to her as a person, that and they fused into one being out of love for each other. You'd think that would strengthen a bond, adult or child.

You have to take me to dinner and have sex with me first.

He's got a friend-boner for her soul-cunt, it's a different thing that he'd still do if he were a castrate or a brain in a jar.

no Mob Psycho is boring as hell

>a friend-boner for her soul-cunt

*castrato, not castrate.

Who cares? Fuck Kevin.

>>>/tumblr/

>Fuck Kevin
We're trying, we just can't seem to get a rhythm.

this is a great idea too bad stevia won't allow it

You know what?

Kevin would be MUCH better as a girl.

I wish I could fuck Kevin....

Kevin is /ourguy/

Split Kevin into two.

One male, one female.

Unless you're two kids in a she-male shaped trenchcoat you probably aren't his type.

Also would this fetish be the worst to have?
There's almost assuredly no porn for it, and if there even was it would be illegal.
Being Kevin is suffering.

>Ywn be able to sex Kevin's sassy face

Nah he wasn't entitled to Steven and Connie's relationship, but he WAS a much more enjoyable character in this episode. Went from being the only SU character I don't like to be pretty entertaining.

lapis + kevin to make a gigga cunt

But their hair would be -amazing-

>invited a pair of what he thought were 7 year olds to his party to make him look cool by performing tricks, exposing himself as a fucking doofus
>90s anime style
>insists he has no friends
>somewhere during this begins to identify with steven and partially starts to help him out because he has also had his heart broken

Is he the new Lars, but less of an annoying asshole with an actual chance for character growth?

why do i want to see kevin get raped

Does this mean anyone but Ronaldo can get redemption and development?

He's a similar situation to Lars, but both still are in their development period. I don't believe Lars became a super cool space captain in the few weeks Connie and Steven were apart. I think he's just putting on a front to appear cool in front of the Off Colors.

>fused into one being out of love for each other
If that's what fusion is you're going to go down a rabbit hole of more and more unpleasant questions.

Fusions can be created as a result of similar emotions. Thought that was obvious.

That makes a lot more sense than some of the other theories being brought out.

People really like to overthink this show.

Maybe Steven's semen has gender bending properties...

>Kevin being Steven's mentor
I hate you knowing that this will never be a thing

All I want is for him to have a lars-esque development arc

Honestly, Kevin's "show her you're living" part is actually good advice. Why would anyone want to be with you if you are nothing without them?

Kinda disappointed that it was pushed under the rug in order to give connie her shitty "I didn't want to talk, but that would be talking" speech.

Connie was a total piece of shit.
>Runs off with his lion.
>Doesn't respond to any of his texts.
>Shows up at a party to see him.
>Ignores him and waits for him to come up to her.
>Gets mad at him for not approaching her first.
>Lazy "I wanted to speak to you in person, but you weren't home" excuse.
>Plays victim.

She's a worthless cunt.

Sounds like the thing he did wrong was expect a different outcome.

As much as I hate Lars and Lars-centric episodes, I'd rather have seen more of him than Steven and Connie's relationship bullshit.

because he's O B S E S S E D with Stevonnie

kevin reminds me of a guy that i went to school with, even had the same hair
>be me, around 6th grade and have social anxiety
>there's this new rich guy that I think it's the coolest guy ever
>try to approach him and make a friend but i'm afraid of everyone
>one days he calls me and says he can't beat cell on dbz budokai tenkaichi 3
>i go there and go some advice i dont remember because i was like the best at that game
>going back to my chair, there's a guy who i don't remember who near it, don't mind
>when i'm going to sit on the chair the guy pulls it, i fall on the floor and everyone is laughing
>realize this was a plan to humiliate me
pic related

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Honestly, coming off of this long of a haitus and especially after the "trapped on homeworld" bomb, these town episodes were destined to be soured even if you were anticipating them but I will say this, it had the best joke in the whole series only ease it caught me off guard.

"I normally wouldn't do this since your a pitiful kid with snot coming out of his nose, but I need those old people to whisper my name when they die"

His delivery was perfect

>If that's what fusion is you're going to go down a rabbit hole of more and more unpleasant questions.
Not really. If you're fused together long enough, you'd probably come to accept it as normal. Garnet defusing would make Ruby and Sapphire feel like they're missing eyes and half of their height.

When was that line? I kept skipping through the new episodes since they were so boring.

>lars and kevin where two of the worst characters a season ago
>now theyre the two best characters on the show
Fucking incredible. What happened?

Lars was always one of the better characters, pleb.

The characters that were better than them turned to shit. They look better by contrast.

>This is be Bob.
>Bob wants to fuck-off to space at the drop of a hat
>Bob is fine with leaving all of her and Peridots shit behind.
>Peridot tells Bob she wants to take her shit with her.
>Peridot tells Bob she doesn't really want to go.
>Bob leaves and takes Peridot's shit she didn't even want with her.
>Bob is a fucking bitch.

Lars is still a piece of shit

Get some muscles, you pathetic wimp. I seen manlets with more definition than you.

Bob is a bitch but I want that rock to bounce on this cock

No, I need it for reasons.

But you look like a fine vessel...

The last one at the party, Kevin says it to steven when he's giving him advice on getting connection back, made me like him only because of how great that line was

I love that bitch. I'm glad she took Sugar's Zim fanfic's shit.

I spent nearly an episode trying to figure out why Steven gave the slightest fuck about Mayor Dewey only to realize it was just an excuse for him to feel betrayed and realize he betrayed Connie.

But Dewey was right. It was a hopeless cause, the right thing to do for him was to step down, and Steven should have seen that.

The only reason he didn't see it was because he was too stubborn to realize he had wasted a lot of time and energy on Dewey's campaign and only realized it was pointless at the end.

Holy shit that would be amazing.

But why did Steven give a shit about his campaign in the first place?

He felt responsible for why everyone was mad at him. I mean, really the reason everyone was pissed at him was because Steven named names and they got Anne Frank'd.

But once Steven explained to everyone how it wasn't Dewey's fault, they still wanted to replace him. Saying that they could just replace Lars was Dewey shooting himself in the foot. And blaming Dewey for alien abductions made no fucking sense anyway. They wanted to make an episode where Steven felt betrayed so he could have an epiphany about how Connie must feel and sadly this was the best they could come up with.

Don't worry Kevin every person I've fucked has stolen at least one hoody from me.At one point I had a relationship so short I suspect she screwed me for exactly that reason, I chose extremely comfy hoodies.

>They wanted to make an episode where Steven felt betrayed so he could have an epiphany about how Connie must feel and sadly this was the best they could come up with.

Essentially yes. But even in the example they gave Steven (serving as the analogy for Connie and Dewey as Steven) really was in the wrong for being upset that the mayor made the right call.

In the end, Steven was vindicated by what happened more than anything. What he did was the right thing and it resulted in the fewest people getting hurt.

But if you're saying that the reason for all this to happen was flimsy, you are correct.

>But if you're saying that the reason for all this to happen was flimsy, you are correct.
That's all I was trying to say. It was really fucking flimsy premise the entire episode was written around.

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Fucking beautiful.

Pretty much. They needed a way to reconcile connie's irrational behavior and this was the best way they could do it.

You'll notice that on top of all that - Considering Steven went through what they tried to make a similar situation, it took very little for Steven to explain how he was feeling to Mayor Dewey and Steven expressed no interest in wanting to not talk to Dewey again for two weeks. So even then, Steven proved that connie overreacted.

>B-but he's just a wittle boy!!
God damn, I'd hate to be your child.

I mean if fusing is an action of love necessarily, you are now going to have to accept that a gem who should have known better steven with a small child. I.E. Amethyst and Steven. If you think a 14 year old and a 50 year old being in a relationship is weird try a 3,000 year old and a 14 year old.

And - in the event that amethyst couldn't know better or didn't know better:
Why the hell were two people who most certainly did (garnet and pearl) so ELATED to hear about this inappropriate relationship?

Or else what? You gonna slap me with your baby soft suburban brat wimpy little hands?

Kevin is also a teenager. Steven and Connie are nearly half his height and he doesn't even seem that tall. To be that short at 14 they've got to have growth hormone defects or something, because Steven's voice keeps getting deeper, but they want to keep his character design the same as how the show started.

only reason why i truly dislike kevin is because he doesnt even look like a chad, he looks like a brown faggot.he looks laughable

>I mean if fusing is an action of love necessarily
Lapis misses Jasper. They were both fucking pissed when they fused, but she got used to being with Jasper all of the time. It's not necessarily romantic love, but a big life change for better or worse can be really uncomfortable but you eventually get used to it.

That's the joke

>There are people who honestly thing MG is Sebina

They would never go for each other

>MG
who?

Again.
Apply this to a 12? 13 year old? (how old was steven during smokey quarts) with amethyst and you very quickly begin falling down a hole of really uncomfortable questions like, "Should a 13 year old be romantically involved with someone who is several thousand times older than him be in a relationship?" Because Amethyst had every opportunity to and DID learn human culture and have EXTENSIVE contact with humans (Buddy's book) and even if we IGNORE all that, there is the amount of human interaction, culturally, she had with close actual human friends before steven was born, and continued to have sometime after (vidalia and greg.) She has no reason to not know better and to not understand that there's a certain age of emotional, mental and physical maturity for a romantic relationship and that for humans, taking advantage of that can really harm a human's emotional development.
Ignoring Amethyst. Pretending that she isn't cuplable:
Pearl and Garnet reacted with elation and jubilation when they learned that a 14 year old just got diddled by a 3000 year old space rock. If Amethyst didn't know better, PEARL OR GARNET would have questioned Steven's relationship with amethyst ala fusion.
Importantly: Pearl understood the concept of a monogamous relationship as she felt greg took rose from her or was taking her from her when they first met. Pearl would understand how _CONNIE_ might feel about this fusing thing with amethyst while steven and connie were already in a committed relationship, as she tried to hurt greg by doing the exact same thing out of jealousy and spite towards him.

Connie would (or should) most assuredly feel betrayed by steven going behind her back and fusing with amethyst willy-nilly like that while they were already in a relationship, and Pearl KNOWS THIS.

Or else fusion isn't solely an analogy for a relationship that's romantic or sexual and can sometimes just be two people fused via a similar emotion.

Her

I don't even think they're in the same age group