Holy shit Hollywood types just can't seem to keep it in their pants

Holy shit Hollywood types just can't seem to keep it in their pants

I really wish he would just review the second scoob/wwe movie and the Jetsons one.

underrated

With Mikey gone it's finally Kirby's time to shine.

Nogger!

Not if the turtles new villain has anything to say about it

Do toonfags really find these kinds of posts funny?

Surprised no one's accused Shredder and all the other cartoon villains who tied up women of anything. You think being bound and gagged would considered some form of sexual misconduct.

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The real reason Nick cancelled TMNT.

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It's an open secret women love BDSM.

You automatically assumed the accusations were true, obviously because women have never lied or given false testimony. Ever.

Sure feels like a McCarthyism drive out there to frame up and destroy lives whether true or not.

He's not the only one vying for the newly open turtle spot though.

Witch hunts are an American tradition.

Guess who joined the club!

It would've been funnier if someone used Krang for that joke.
Then again, I can't remember he ever interacted with April.

Would probably fit the TMNT verse.

Who?

Think it's all the 'other' turtle characters from different versions of tmnt
Terrorpin?
April as a turtle?
Metalhead
Mona Lisa
Venus
Slash
Kirby
Tokka?

I'm pretty sure April as a turtle was never in any of the shows or comics that I know of

Mona Lisa also isn't a turtle

I can only imagine how many women are going to come forward about what Bruce Wayne has been doing for years.
Or maybe one of his wards will come forward and he'll declare "he lives his life as a gay man".

Yet another reason why the 2003 cartoon is vastly superior.

April was turned into a mutant turtle (white bandana) in the archie comics.
Mona lisa was originally going to be a female turtle, but was changed to a salamander at the last minute.

>April was turned into a mutant turtle (white bandana) in the archie comics
Like permanently or a one-offer?

I'm surprised I never saw it if it was a plot point

It was in the Archie comics she wore white.

What BAR is he?

One-Off.
In a Special called "The Fifth Turtle"
Still enough to spawn a whole bunch of people that keep talking about it 20+ years later.

They're bad guys. It's what they do.

yeah April and a young scientist named Perri were both mutated. April became a turtle and Perri became a flying squirrel. At the end of the story they captured enough retromutagen from the bad guys to restore one person, and everyone pretty much agreed to turn April back into a human. perri stayed a flying squirrel (but was never seen again)

Michelangelo is Sugus Green Apple Candy

I hope Batman puts that creep of Bruce in his place

>Bruce Wayne accused of sexual misconduct
How does the DCU respond?

>women drivers

Well Hades did kidnap his niece and forced her to love him.

And some bitch accused James Woods during one of those "#metoo" marches.