Just got done watching the Nascar episode, and I've gotta ask; If Kenny's immortal...

Just got done watching the Nascar episode, and I've gotta ask; If Kenny's immortal, why doesn't he just kill Cartman at this point?

Just because Kenny is immortal doesn't mean he is without morals. Mysterion is a superhero, not a villain.

What if Cartman is immortal? His head once blew up and he was fine the next time we saw him.

Why would being an immortal give him incentive to murder other people?

Also, is this a good episode for Kenny fans?
What're some other good Kenny episodes, I heard someone mentioning an episode where he rescues Kyle from an acid-filled house, which one was that?

>I heard someone mentioning an episode where he rescues Kyle from an acid-filled house
I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode and I don't remember that at all.

The Poor Kid

Cartman joins NAMBLA is a pretty good Kenny episode

That sounds like Smug Alert, though it's Cartman going in to save Kyle, with some assistance from Butters.
The Ring was decent enough in that Kenny faithfully puts a promise ring on for his gf.
Mysterion episodes in general are nice, it was wonderful to see him tell his parents to chill with the drugs in the Cthulu arc.
Definitely doubling down with The Poor Kid is fantastic.
Obligatory Going Native for Bunny.

The sodosopa episode was great,and for a more funny less feel ep the purity ring one

Because aside from his perversion, Kenny is actually one of the more moral, good-hearted people on the show.

>aside from his perversion
having a psp isn't haram tripfag

My favourite Kenny episode will always be Major Boobage. Also gives Gerald some screentime, instead using Randy.

Not what I meant.

Do you realize how long a life sentence would be for him?

I can't imagine Kenny going out of his way to cause malice. He went to heaven for a reason

Essential Kennycore
>The Poor Kid
>The Coon and Coon trilogy
>Major Boobage
>Chickenpox
>Rainforest Shmainforest
>Poor and Stupid
>Best Friends Forever
>Cartman Joins NAMBLA
>Jewbilee

>family is so poor they have to eat frozen waffles and poptarts and live in a literal shack
>yet Kenny is always one of the first kids to have the newest fad toy and has expensive hobbies like Magic
Explain this

I've seen poor people with expensive things. Its usually why they are so poor.

Kenny has a job.

I like Dr. Pepper.

That's actually really common user. Poor people are generally known to be terrible with finances and investments. It's why the term "Hood Rich" exists.

Hell, my parents were Low-middle class and they would spend all our money every year to go to expansive vacations like Cancun, Alaska and so on yet they had zero plans for my college funding and just expected me to just go by with FAFSA and scholarships.

Are you sure you like Dr. Pepper?

Expensive new shit falls off the back of the truck all the time. Kenny lives in the hood, he likely knows a guy that can get him brand new shit a lot cheaper than in the store. Thats why he has a brand new expensive phone with a shitty 25mb limit

>Only 9 Kenny-centric episodes out of 200+
The suffering is real

hey, an earthbound south park game would be pretty cool. it would go back to its roots of ridiculous bullshit trying to kill them

He's said he feels sorry for Cartman before.

That's fucking adorable.

In the PSP episode, they handwaved it in an interview that Kenny had been working odd-jobs and saved up the money to buy a PSP upon launch.

Also the Coon trilogy revealed that after he adopted the Mysterion identity, one of the very first things he did was brutalize his parents so that they started giving Kenny and his siblings allowances and to force them to start doing the bare basics to provide for the family.

Also, Magic is pretty cheap if you don't bother buying the packs/hand-build your decks and buy your cards individually. A lot of the more expensive cards of the last couple of generations can be bought cheaper if you buy them individually than buying huge number of booster packs to try and get them. Also, most card/comic shops sell common/uncommon cards dirt cheap (like 5-10 cents a card) and most players, if they know their shit about deck building, can build powerful decks using common/uncommon cards so long as they can maximum said cards strengths and weaknesses

Just cause you can't die doesn't mean you can't go to jail. And believe you me, jail is much worse when you're immortal.

ImmorTal, not immoral. The T makes it a different word.
That's how words work.

also he still feels the pain from his death.

You think after 80 something deaths, he would have gone insane by now.

I want the next game to go Road Warrior and have Butters be Lord Humungus again.

They'll probably do something Star Wars related, I hope not though cause I dislike Star Wars.

Jason, Dogpoo, Scott and Franics should be in Kevin's gang

it probably has him bored to death by now

It's called being nigga rich, user. When I was a kid I barely ate but I still had a Wii and a DS Lite, my sister still had a new camera and a sports bike, my mum still had solid gold jewellery and designer bags and all of it was bought with casino winnings because my mum was so desperate to look 'respectable', didn't matter that all the shit she bought ended up being in a pawn shop by the end of the month or that she'd spent rent money on it so long as she still had it.

>tfw rewatching the series from Season 1

He seriously has some really brutal deaths from the getgo. Also it's funny to see the transcripts repeatedly refer to Craig as "the kid at the principals office again".