One thread per hour to shit on the Justice League movie is okay

>One thread per hour to shit on the Justice League movie is okay
>One thread per week to talk about Namor's amazing lore and character development isn't.
Is this the new Sup Forums?

Namor shitposting will only get worse now that he's on X-Men:Red

>now that he's on X-Men:Red

He coming for Jean Greys teenaged booty?

It's different because people will eventually stop talking about JL. Namor's not really relevant and you're still talking about him.

You bet your ass.

Every time a character behaves retarded to open room for a soap-opera with Namor, I will be there to point out how garbage the story is.

No he's going to cuck Logan

God bless you kanye user and obsession with namor's fish dick.

you picked a really bizarre hill to die on

I hope he has sex with everyone in that picture.

EVERYONE.

No, God bless you for liking an edgy character with no good stories. You're below Spawnfags.

And yet you're going to ignore Jean Grey getting off scott free despite the far worse atrocities she's committed.

Even the giganigga?

Not even talking about morality here. I'm talking about soap-opera. I'm talking about "look at this angry, immature fish man. I simply cannot resist such a man".

You're a Namorfag, so you like this kind of writing.

Time to just start posting some Namor I guess.

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EVERYONE

This is just after Namor's revival in Fantastic Four and Avengers in the 60s

So I see Namor has always been an asshole, that's not just a modern affectation?

I actually kind of dig it.

Namor and Dorma, had a somewhat complicated relationship.

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I always kind of wanted to see a crossover fight/team up between them, just to look at their different styles of ruling. Namor is basically like Aquamans brother.

Yes, he pretty much has never matured.

He has the mental age of a teenager since forever. Marvel women and Marvel readers dig that.

Stan Lee had a way of writing relationships in all his Marvel work

>Namor is basically like Aquamans brother.
Orm is intelligent and responsible.

Maybe I'm just a sucker for a woman that rides a shark

...Is this a Trump reference?

I'm torn cause I really like this artist, but this is a Drumpf reference isn't it.

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Why is it whenever X-men starts sucking this faggot isn't far behind?

Oh man, I forgot about Namor's novelty trident.

>He has the mental age of a teenager since forever. Marvel women and Marvel readers dig that.

Dark Triad bro

Thanks for the storytime my man.

I bet Lady Dorma has lots of Vibra-keys

>tfw Sup Forumsposters are such annoying faggots that they've made me appreciate Namorfags

Is this the new Sup Forums?

In all fairness, Aquaman has been dealing with this kind of shit since way before Trump had announced his candidacy.

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>being this triggered

It's a Trump reference but it's still perfectly in character for Antlanteans.

What the fuck is this trident? LOL

See, this why Dorma and Namor are meant to be together. They are both huge drama queens.

There's an user who really hates this artist for some reason. Like, really hates. Hates him more than I hate Namor.

Time for Namor to fight some Killamari.

Eh, killamari....like calamari. only killier.

They should be together, then.

At least Namor would be a less childish power fantasy if he was married. Marvel books would have way less soap-opera, too.

So whats the set up for this story? Why is Aquaman "dead"? I know it has to be recent cause sunstone

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>At least Namor would be a less childish power fantasy if he was married. Marvel books would have way less soap-opera, too.
>implying

He would cheat on her constantly, she would be yandere, they would fight and fuck

This is the first time in this continuity (Post-Flashpoint) that Arthur uses the name Orin.

Namor recovers his mighty sea shell. Such is his power.

>squid
>slow and sluggish
cephalapods are fast as fuck

Coup d'etat. It was bound to happen since Johns' run.

Best girl coming through.

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now kiss.
KISS

user, Stan Lee was the guy that didn't even know that Thor was supposed to be a redhead. You're expecting to me from him.

It's a Namor story, for fucks sake.

Namor is many things, a loyal husband is one of them. His wives keep dying, but those are for unrelated reasons.

>bashing something is more fun and interesting than admiring something
Hello welcome to humanity!

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>You're expecting to me from him.
Wanna try that again?

Namor used rock. It is super effective.

user used old joke is wasn't very effective

The feet-wings help Namor to swim faster?

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That's a nice as fuck cover.

Canonically, they let him fly. Namor is a mutant.

>muh heritage

Too much*.

Sorry.

Fact, namor is actually the ankle wings with the mutant power of having an Atlantean Prince growing out of them.

>Canonically, they let him fly.
Wow!

Marvel truly is realistic.

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>Marvel truly is realistic.
Who and the fuck ever said that?

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Reminder, Mass-Annihilation is not the way of the Sub-Mariner

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>magister loke

this man seems absolutely trustworthy

>Who and the fuck ever said that?
C'mon now, user.

"Marvel is realistic" is a well-known meme. Not long ago Stan Lee was saying that this was the difference between Marvel and DC.

Dorma plans to win or kill them both, and she likes those odds.

>Reminder, Mass-Annihilation is not the way of the Sub-Mariner
Big, coming from someone who killed thousands of civilians three events ago.

Ya, but what is Namor's tax plan? Does he even have one?

In some stories, Marvel can be realistic.

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Wakanda messed with the narhwal, it got the horn. Also is there a stronger sea analogy for a bull because I got nothing?

>In some stories, Marvel can be realistic.
Yeah, like in the ones where a married woman wants to cuck her husband with a man that tries to kill all her family.

>He says as he posts shitty looking cartoon crab men

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A bullshit.

And here comes Dolphin, Aquaman's consort that ended up being knocked up by his sidekick in the old continuity.

>Yeah, like in the ones where a married woman wants to cuck her husband with a man that tries to kill all her family.

Namor also saves her family a-lot of times.

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>Because "ankle-wings to fly" is more realistic than crab men.
Hello, Stan, how you doing, old fart?

Namor's battle against weed continues.

Especially the giganigga

Remember when Judo was the thing that every character in comics was doing.

I guess that justifies the cucking, huh?

"I try to kill your family 3 times, I saved them 3 times, now you can make out with me behind your husband's back without shame".

Really realistic.

The next test, a really heavy door.

>Seaweed Man
Powerful rogue gallery.

Namor and the DIAMONDS OF DOOM.

They belong in a sea museum

>I don't know who you are
>literally wearing aquamans costume
>just grew a beard

how do these people not recognize him?

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>I guess that justifies the cucking, huh?

Kissing =//= cucking. Sue storm will never leave her husband.

Aquaman was still fighting the Fisherman during this period. So it's about even

She wants the dick

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