If trump loses tomorrow im going to kill myself

if trump loses tomorrow im going to kill myself

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are you the dude who bet like $20k on him

Don't, there will be more elections

I put $10k on Trump, but I won't kill myself if I lose. It'll sting a bit if he loses, but no big deal. About a month's pay.

You should kill yourself either way.

please stream it

pls do

i was about to until i picked up this super rare new flag to add to my collection

cool sounds good, do it, I've already been planning for if trump loses, I am just going to fucking leave this tumor of a state and restart, I can't stand most people here anyways, so its fucking bullshit on top of bulllshit.

twitch or fag

>10k a month
can I do your job
I need to pay denbts

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is right, you should kill yourself either way you pathetic shill.

Start studying IT Security. Theres insane demand for skilled professionals. You can easily make 200k if you're skilled.

Probably do anyway looking like that

Top kek please do

Why does Rockstar taste so terrible?

Lol trump lost already senpai kill yourself now plz and stream

He's already going to lose, and I'm bored so kill yourself on stream now.

Don't. We'll need you for what comes after.

Wat the fak

I should've done cs.

T-timmy Williams???

Don't be stupid. You will be doing exactly what the other side wants. It's far better to go down fighting..

Where to start?

I'm bout to major in CS. How good are you? I do mostly web/javascript and can do some C++/Java

Did you do computer science or IT security?

However you are going to do it, incorporate a flip into the action.

No you wont. You are a cowardly little man.

Energy drinks might do it no matter what happens tomorrow, lad

If you're young, study CS. Specialize in security with some of the following certs:
CompTIA Net+, Sec+, GIAC GSEC, get an entry level job in IT Sec, work for 4 years, get your CISSP, make 200k.

Government will even hire you for 100k+ for super comfy jobs /w pension, killer benefits, and almost no workload. Private sector pays more, but more work/pressure.

I'm a bit older, I don't hold a degree. I've been hacking and cracking since the mid 80s. Self-taught with a passion. I do hold a number of certs now. I'd say the biggest jump in pay/opportunity was once I got my CISSP.

Beating your cat and then crying into your pillow?

wew my oldfag is tingling

Trump will win the popular vote but loose the electoral college.

Remember that Simpsons Halloween special, where Snake's hair gets transplanted onto Homers head?..................

>loose
american education

Are you that guy who shills the USB vacuum thing?

Read Epictetus

retard

No, I haven't seen any USB vacuum thing; probably need to lurk moar.

don't do it OP

Jesus loves you

Wifi Pineapples are fun though ;)

A trump presidency won't help make you not a fat loser with no prospects and no chance at happiness.

user could you talk about the 80s more. I'm really curious what's was like. I know of BBS and phreaking and stuff. What did you do?

I'm old enough to remember MS-DOS and I do computational work in bioinformatics, but I'm a grad student. What kind of questions does the CISSP have? Would it be difficult if I already have programming experience?

Also last question, what's your day-to-day like at work?

thanks

You can always become a wizard.

IT security specialist here. I've never encountered a colleague in this industry dumb enough to bet on Trump

>*tips thumbdrive*

The thought of a Hillary presidency makes me feel icky too. Makes me feel stabby.

A Hillary PePe is so stupid. She did call it a white supremacist symbol. I hate your face.

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Don't do it you silly Aussie. Your hair alone is worth more than all the stars in the universe.

I'm studying cybersecurity. I just started school this year.

Zak is that you? Cut your hair, you look like a fag.

The 80s was great except for the hair (including bush). Best music, good cocaine, stupid clothes.

Newsgroups, BBS, lots of text terminals. Once SQL became popular the game opened up. Some friends and I were responsible for an aussie government website compromise in the early 90s. Plastered the homepage with cartoon gifs of guys fucking kangaroos, dead koalas, etc.

CISSP covers everything from policy (law), risk assessment, perimeter security, best practices, and knowledge of all the core areas of security, from IDS/IPS, file/print server security, to desktop/endpoint security. Its 500 multiple choice questions, 6 hour exam. I believe it costs $500 to take the exam. Programming knowledge isn't really necessary, but will be very useful skills to have in the real world. Oh, and if you don't use Linux, start using it. Kali is the best distro for security at the moment. Oracle offers a free VM host application called Oracle Box. If you have a good computer or a few machines, you can set up your own virtual corporate network to play with.

live stream or gay

praise KEK

It's probably a bad move
Part of life is suffering my dude

I work mostly in a text terminal on a server running CentOS

Thanks for the answer. How did you get into computers and more specifically hacking? How did you learn to hack?

IT Security user, I have a question. I just started studying cs this year, and I really like it so far, but the problem is I'm worried about finding a job because I have felonies. Will that matter?

>start studying IT security
You had to get really high grades in highschool to do that

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Stfu coward

Nope that was me, also its only a months pay as well. poor fags BTFO.

Burger education everyone

Go back to r9k limpdick

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Started out just modding stuff, reading about cool tricks and trying them. A friend and I built a black box and used it to prank call other countries on his neighbor's phone line. I grew out of the black hat stuff pretty early though. Met people in IRC that knew more than me and learned from them, started hitting the books, got an entry level job and moved up. Now there are so many different variables involved, you can have very niche specializations. Before it was mostly messing with phone systems and exploiting OS/protocol flaws on open ports. Brute forcing credentials, etc. Then came SQL injection and pivoting, passing hashes, etc.

I make 100k a month. You are a poorfag lol

kill someone else instead.
democrats

Sure thing leaf.

cool thanks for the history lesson. theres a bunch of BBS documentaries that got me really interested in computing in the 80s

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Well, you might as win something, user.

Kek wills it. But worry not. Trump will win. MAGA.

Cheers and good luck. You won't be disappointed if you like the work.

would be SAD! In all seriousness, horrible idea

Jesus Christ will not approve. Dedicate your life to him; don't waste it away. you have so much to live for

I'm on it user

You two need to join him. You know you want to.

Kill Martin Turncoat first

Trump is winning their poll by 52%

I know.
It's true.

kek no you don't need high grades in hs. just go for a regular cs degree and buy a cheap as fuck computer or 2 and a router. Install some vulnerable vm's on that shit and start practicing getting into them. Very few schools even teach security specifically, they just offer a few encryption/basics classes.

RARE FLAG

Suuure aussie you totally make over 100k a year

so what do you really do? install Norton and shit?

>mfw only $2k a month

You might, hypothetically, take out as many coloreds and race traitors with you as you can. Not that I would ever advocate such a thing, surely, because violence is wrong.

But in order to get a job you need a degree. To get a degree you need to have had great grade 11 and 12 grades

Trump will win.

Good fucking riddance.

I hope you have cancer

Witnessed

Vote

I make over 300k most months exporting kangaroo ballsack bottle openers to China

Then you get an associates degree and transfer.

take some people with you first

I'm an IT consultant, and yeah, basically they write reports and maybe do some actual cyber security once in a while.

Gov't projects are typically ats, so he WILL get fired for disclosing too much.

I know a guy who hates the gov't, and he swore he'd sooner die than betray their cyber sec, cause of some really fucked up shit going on. I didn't ask what, but he did tell me about the aliens near Lockheed Martin.

Kill yourself too, nobody gives a fuck about you.

It's a growing market I hear.

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gets almost 100 replies. Sigh. Faggots

You cant get a degree without aceing highschool

Pls have cancer no one cares about you

No, you could go to community college with low grades and work towards a degree. You'll just have to take a lot of remedial classes.

Cry more bitch, tomorrow you faggots will be the biggest joke in the world.