Alberta, Canada

Please tell me this whole idea is just a meme. I would rather take Quebec or pity BC.

why dont we just take the whole thing?

Quebec would rather not be independent than join the US

If we're taking something, we're taking Quebec. Or as it would be called, Northern Vermont.

Albertans are based (at least compared to most leafs), plus there's tons of oil there.

I hope you don't need mailboxes then

Can vouch for this

Please save us from weed man before its too late

kill yourself

Alberta is the best province, everyone knows this

Quebec nationalists call anglo canadians americanized as an insult. Why do you think they would want to join America?

As an Albertan I wouldn't mind joining a Trump America (or even better a white North Western front) and we have some really beautiful nature outside of the prairies and oil sands to offer. A balkanization of the United States resulting in the annexation of parts of Canada is more likely than anything right now.

They would have to learn American

From there.
Would move back if the US took it.
Calgary is in a sad state right now.
Pretty much the wealthiest people in Calgary have always been Americans so you burgers might as well.

Alberta's worth like three states, which ones do we get

>wealthiest people in Calgary

I would imagine this consists of mostly Chinese people now.

Unlike everyone here I live in alberta. The land it self is gorgeous. The humans on the other hand are inbred spazmatic cesspool trash.

I'm all for this, but it makes the map look cringey as fuck. Europe will laugh at us for this.

Why the fuck would you want Quebec? It's basically full of French communists.

Can we have Saskatchewan too?

before oil crashed, alberta was the only Provence that was a net positive to Canada. They have a lot more in common with Montana than they do Ontario or Quebec. They're closer politically too.

Canada allows provences to succeed with a vote, just like the UK does. Might happen in the next 25 years.

They might as well take BC and Yukon, if we're taking a e s t h e t i x into account, but that fully negates the positive effect of annexing AB.

my digits confirm Trump will make Alberta an honorary state, allowing us to open fire on anyone from eastern canada on sight.

quebec
>welfare province
B.C.
>literally D.C. 2.0 aka sjw shithole
you have poor taste burger

That's why BC and Yukon look better, so Alaska is connected. I don't know what Alaskans have been doing up there but they've been getting away with it for too long.

>2525

what did Kek mean by this?

Edmontonian reporting in. Please annex us and save us from our insane government.

Take Alberta and Saskatchewan, nuke Vancouver, annex remainder of BC, send Chinese nations back to China, ????????, PROFIT

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Trust me you guys don't want BC. I currently live in BC. There is no saving this place.

Just remember they voted in a Labour party in their last election. They may be 'based' for Canada, but the fuckers would still turn you Democrat for the next century if you let them vote.

we're heading to the US, famalam.

Northern Ontario is Best Ontario

No, Quebec as a state would have more political power than a fucking province plus free trade with America.

Do you think I give a shit? Look at what happened to Louisiana

>Provence
lel

>The humans on the other hand are inbred spazmatic cesspool trash
>Butthurt non-white communist faggot redditor detected
kinda proving his point there

That was the joke :^)

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>that Quebec

No clue

Unless Quebec suddenly morphs into some ultra-royalist deus vult territory, I don't see any reason to want them in the US.

The majority of North Quebec was originally anglo clay. It was just assigned to Quebec for easier governing, and now the frogs are uppity and think they can take our clay with them when we get rid of em.

roughly drawn to give indians and people who don't want to leave their state.

Also they had a war so the borders are decided by blood

We should at least connect Alaska to the rest of the country by land. Fuck Quebec. They want independence anyway. Besides, they all speak french.

Like we would want some pseudo-french faggots anyway. Cajuns are bad enough.

Like I said, you have no clue. That land to the south is more or less exclusively French and the north is Indians who are totally dependent on us economically