Reminder that this is what Bendis thinks girls find sexy

Reminder that this is what Bendis thinks girls find sexy.

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>I’m going to use the fuck out of this pushover

Is it actually though

> A black dude
But they do

How many kids do you have OP?

Why does every girl that comes to like Miles get that crazy look in their eyes?

Those speech bubbles are the worst. Its like Bendis writes for children.

How many people on Sup Forums do you think have ever even talked to a girl, OP?

That is what woman like.
They won't be attracted to somebody just because they say it though.

This isn't a cartoon thread. Not all of us here are pathetic virgins.

I liked "That actually hurt my feelings"

>How many people on Sup Forums do you think have ever even talked to a 10/10 qt non-crazy girl, OP?

FTFY

Kek.

How many legitimate kids does Bendis have?

as bad as he is now the thought bubble phase was literally the worst

Two legitimate and two adopted.

bendis' wife has 3 biological daughters

2 of them are black

they were all born after their marriage

do the math yourself

Holy shit, is that real? As a casual movies only fag, my only exposure to Bendis is through Sup Forums constantly talking about him, but I had no idea his dialogue was this terrible.

dis nigga never been laid ever

Bendis wife has one biological daughter and one biological son. Bendis' black children are adopted, m8. One from Ethiopia, one from the US.

Is DOOM gonna have to choke a bitch?

is bendis the anthony burch of Sup Forums?

This is exactly the kind of thing I expect a future rapist to say.

Bendis writes cape comics, so yes.

Is a line as lame as "I would never disrespect you" really supposed to excite her so much? Am I reading this wrong?

You're reading two panels posted out of context by an OP who probably got info on Bendis from some place like this

en.rightpedia.info/w/Brian_Michael_Bendis

So yes, I dare say you are reading to some extent wrong. As am I, I don't know what actual comic this is from because I never read Bendis comics.

>All these Anons saying to the OP how he probably doesn't know any women

I hope you men don't think this is attractive to a girl.

>Hot Monkey Dick

Welp. I'm buying that PS3!

Sounds like a retard, considering kids dont read cape comics anymore.

Victor Von Chad ain't got no time for hoes.

It's not out of context.

>it's not out of context
>posts some additional but not full context
Nigger even posting the full page is out of context. Post the issue if you're gonna post anything.

it's well known that bendis is gay and offers black male con attendees $50 to go up to his hotel room and "let him do stuff with their feet"

>random "I would never disrespect you" thrown into the conversation
This dialogue doesn't sound like something a human would say.

No shit, it's Bendis.

Go to the fucking archived storytime them. That's literally the context. This is the literal second page (apart from the first where they're talking about robots and the flash back that doesn't play into the conversation at all). That's it, just Miles saying "respet the womens" and her getting moist from it.

bendis writes like he doesn't know how humans talk

RESPECK WHAMEN

No such thing as a ten unless she's your wife, son.

>Fourth panel

Hey, ya'll down to respec the womens?

Jungle fever.

It's real, and the majority of it isn't dialogue. It's internal monologue.

>when you stick it in her pooper

Seems like she's smiling because he's considering telling her his secret, which she really wants to know.

Blacked!

You order other people to do it?

they feel the heat emanating from his crotch

isn't it past your bedtime bendis?

Bendis is a fake feminist who's trying to disguise his true intentions really hard like all male feminists do. His early indie comics disrespected women a ton, then there's his early Marvel work.

Don't doubt my respect for womens.