CANADA

I propose a trade. Washington State for Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. Accept or Refuse below

fuck off and suck my anus.

Better idea
1. Putin nukes CA
2. USA's problems are solved

throw in Ontario north of Toronto and Saskatchewan for Chicago and Detroit metropolitan areas and you got a deal. let's make this whole continent great again.

WA here
fuck off

Refuse and we will be forced to bring you some democracy.

he will be back in a bit to apologize

Only if weed is legal

Washington state is chill though.

Rather trade some other liberal shit hole.

>bordergore
kys

Nova Scotia-friend here. I'd feel bad being the best state

Would I become a leaf, or be evicted?

Pplz nuke us

Answer is still no.

Fuck off and suck my anus.

i am from washington

yes. we would love to join you. we are tired of the chinese buying all of seattle. vancouver was genius with the tax on international land buying.

No, gb2 Meheco.

u are not worth a nook

Washington State is just a tiny half-assed version of British Columbia.
Nova Scotia and New Brunswick are awesome and the Canadian heart can't beat without them.

Why don't you trade Florida for Cuba. You'll get all those cool buildings and a shitload of awesome vintage cars, and you'll get rid of Florida.

New Brunswick here, if Trump wins please take us. If not, take us anyways.

Refuse. The Pacific Northwest is ours, we'd never trade something so beautiful for Nowhere Scotia.

DUDE WEED LMAO

yup, no chinese here at all

the miracle on ice only happens once, bud.
and it already happened

not saying there isnt, i just want to stop it before we turn into more of vancouver jr. UW is already full of asians

Answer is still no, you need to make a better deal.

FUCK THIS TRAITOR

>unaesthetic borders
it's a not from me

Switch Washington for Maine and Alaska and it's a deal

Scotia nigger here

East coast is the real Canada. oldest part and most unique culture

fuck you man, we're fucking sweden junior. I cant take this shit.

Quebec for Alaska

what say you

it's also the worst and most liberal. Tbh all the western provinces and territories should have separated ages ago.

>tfw living in a majority white, solid red county
I hate this state but love my hidden gem here

Sorry Quebec for Florida is the best I can do

Nobody likes their French population except Americans, We have our share(Cajuns) and don't want to ruin it by taking more

This is my thread faggots, you were too slow to respond. I have first say so allow me to reply like I said before I'm out since the retard can't make a good deal.

fuck off and suck my anus.

kek off, thats a worse deal than the russians made.

Cascadia should just be its own country.
It would be comfy as fuck.

I propose a new trade, Washington, Vancouver and Idaho independence as cascadia for maintaining the current supply of potatoes.

Not even the French would take Quebec back. That piece of clay is forever Canada's problem.

A FUCKING TREE

i propose you kill yourself

1. Make it "BC and its protectorates" or "The empire of BC"

2. dont use that godawful flag with A FUCKING TREE on it

Sounds like an apology.

Washingtonian here. I approve. Plz save us Canada....I mean....for the greater good of America. I accept

new deal, you can just have quebec.

fuck off shart in mart
you want a taste of 1812 the sequel?

Just like Vampires that die in daylight, we know you Canadians combust when the Temperature gets over 80 degrees F 26.667 C for you so it limits our options

I live in Washington have a cousin whose native to Vancouver and her and her husband are biggest cucks I've ever met. Literally posted about how sad they were they wasted money on wedding instead of helping refugees...

On one hand it would be fun being hyper-relevant in national politics as the second richest, third most populous province. But how will we keep the asians out?

Washington is confederacy sympathizing state, OP is a faggot who wants french canadian "people" in our country

Don't put your damned sticky maple syrup fingers on my state you hoser.

DO IT BITCH

We can add the Canadian side of Michigan, may be the best we can offer

I propose another trade Leafs.

All of your hot asian chicks in Vancouver in exchange for a monopoly on selling bacon

Like you did anything but provide housing to the British soldiers and cooked them breakfast.

>Is washingtonian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK MAPLENIGGER LAND

OP has probably never lived outside of his home state if he doesn't like WA.

Hold up buddy, they warmed their beds too