GUYS.
Since Trumps victory is secured, I think it's time to move on to a more important issue: That our future president is a filthy Asukafag.
Thing is, I don't think Trump has been properly informed that Rei has mastered the art of running to school with toast in her mouth, while that german bitch hasn't.
Someone please get ahold of Trump and explain the all-important toast factor to him. I don't want him swearing in without this knowledge.
Slide thread much?
rei a cute
Asuka a best.
Polite sage
...
Misato an used old hag.
>since Trumps victory is secured
Post proof.
Misato is used goods!
So is Trump, but now he's making a comeback
Correct me if im wrong but isnt "rei" actually one of many mass-produced soulless clones? What is the appeal
Rei is cute, and is perfect contrarian choice so Sup Forums likes her.
I like Asuka because she did cool shit and she's a more fun character.
Considering this scene is from Shinji's collectivist wank fantasy during the Human Instrumentality Project, you're full of shit.
No, the clones were just parts for her
Why would a clone made to pilot against machine of war need to go to school?
girls have to wear school outfits in anime
where muh maya bros at? she's the purest
Where else would she run to with toast in her mouth?
Check & mate.
rei is autist
people who like her are mother-son incest pedoniggers
asuka best gril
>secured
nigger is hasn't even begin.
Stop trying to slide things. This is some psyop bullshit.
Saged.
Maya > Rei or Asuka
good one
>rei is autist
I see no problem here
Rei and Asuka are way underage, it's illegal, and Maya is much more pure than those roasties Ritsuko and Misato
What do you think of this Asuka?
>not ritsuko
weak
flat is justice
funny, I just watched that
anyway
>falling for the vaginal jew
LITERALLY HILLARY
ASUKA FOR TRUMP
>liking someone means you must want to instantly fuck them
calm down there Freud
that doujin was hot
fuck she looks good in that one
Tits way too big.
This is nice.
DELET THIS
ritsuko is pure and beautiful and doesn't even wear pantsuits
This sequence took place during a "what-if" scenario in the final episode of the show. Therefore, it is 100% non-canon and, in turn, does not prove that Rei has truly mastered the art of toast-running to school. In fact, her characterization during the rest of the series indicates that she would never do such a thing - as a robotic husk of a human being, she would never knowingly put herself in a situation that would require her to run to school. Even if she was late to school for some reason, she wouldn't run there with toast in her mouth, as she knows that her ultimate purpose has nothing to do with her education and would not feel the need to exert more energy than necessary in order to complete a non-essential activity of this nature.
Checkmate, Reifag.
any doujin with these two is hot as fuck
HER MOM KILLED BEST GIRL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(i)
ASUKA LANGLEY SHIKINAMIxDONARD TURAMP
So the quip about "childless single men who masturbate to anime" wasn't inaccurate?
so, she strangled th little girl and then killed herself, did i get it right?
>current year
>not acknowledging that pre-instrumentality Lilith is clearly superior to both
>only real men can handle curves
yes
Asuka will grant you diamonds if only you reply "Shinji is a baka"
NGE is an overrated pile of shit find a better waifu anime
Thoughts on this Asuka?
Yes, but its k because she is essentially a god.
Yet people still refuse to acknowledge her supremacy and choose other false idols
fucking degenerates
asuka is the worstest girl, not only of evangelion, not only of anime, but of all fiction ever created
asukikes should hang themselves
Shinji is a baka
...
Asuka is /ourguy/
...
>trump gets elected
>passes law that classifies ALL japanese cartoons as child pornography
>IF YOURE AGAINST THIS LAW YOURE A PEDOPHILE
>dumbfuck masses love it
>war against pedophilia declared
>90% of Sup Forums ends up in concentration camps
>year 2016
>only Eva doujin with good art is Mogudan
fug
So I never this whole circle jerk about this whole Trump shitpost would go for so long.
At first thought it was a pun, but now I can see, you guys are disgusting.
However I must admit that I'm quite impressed on behalf of the way you sick neckbeards even maintain this place, considering that yours entire existence is a joke.
>hillary gets elected
>passes law that classifies ALL cartoons as child pornography
>IF YOURE AGAINST THIS LAW YOURE A PEDOPHILE BIGOT
>hillshills hate it, but dont dare speak against it
>war against russia declared
>5% of Sup Forums ends up in fallout shelters, the rest dies
>Mogudan
>considering that yours entire existence is a joke.
>said a BR
7-1
Your country is pathetic, an absolute shithole. We will make our country great again, and you aren't invited Joao.
>is on Sup Forums
>"your existence is joke"
kek
Misato?? Dude she's like, above 20... Gross.
>ID is fap
Rei is getting amazing treatment by Mogudan
Is there an artist that draws good Asuka dojins?
Someone post the picture of the guy with a piece of toast in his mouth proclaiming to be an anime character.
>cartoon child pornography laws
literally nobody will give a fuck, its illegal in Canada and there has been almost nothing done with regards to that dumbass law, you have to literally ask to get arrested
i bet you think asuka is superior too germancuck
fap quietly
Also someone spoil this anime for me. Why is this considered the too deepiest of the too deep animes.
just when I'm listening to MTC by S3RL
not Mogudan-tier but its aight
Will trump make anime great again?
You don't understand... President Trump knows what women like Asuka want. They want a man that will take control. They want a man that will grab them by the pussy while leaning in to steal a kiss. They want a man like Trump. Rei is the kind of girl who likes to secretly watch while The Donald and Asuka are having fun in the bedroom.
>the average asuka fag can't comprehend the plot of nge
No surprise they are asuka fags.
Id say its well made, but not so deep
too much character introspection, the ending of "i can be myself" is like, seriously, talking to yourself for half hour to get to that?
>Why is this considered the deepiest
because
>deepest sounding conversations
>characters talk about their thoughts a lot
>characters suffer from trauma
>tragic and violent things keep happening with dramatic music
>tons of symbolism
>has a very mature vibe to it most of the time
every fucking time
>the average rei fag can't comprehend the plot of nge
No surprise they are rei fags.
>the ending of "i can be myself"
that's it? what a piece of OVERRATED SHIT
It's just pretty nuanced character development that uses the animation medium really well to convey the inner feelings of a character. Not overly deep, just very well made. You can figure out what's going on the first run through fine.
fml
Asuka is literally the only figurine I own
I guess that makes her my one true waifu right?
>nobody will give a fuck, its illegal in Canada and there has been almost nothing done with regards to that dumbass law
just wait till the politicians need a distraction / scapegoat.
maybe there will be a corruption / environmental scandal or something and BAM the media will be full of stories of how children are being sexualized in cartoons and child-rapists congregate on internet-forums and before you know it a SWAT team will be knocking down your front door.
seriously, if you think these kinds of laws arent problematic because they arent enforced RIGHT NOW, then you are a massive tool
>no u
no u
GAS ALL ANIMES REEEEEEE
>ANIMES
>S
Based Russia with 10/10 taste
All reifags I've met are fucked up people who all want to use her as a slave it's fucked.
Asuka is best tho rei fags give Rei a bad name.
>call him out on obviously not knowing what happens in nge
>y-you too
The asuka fag.
on the contrary i think they are cancer, but my point was that their historical impact has been non-existent and likely to result in one japanese tourist getting arrested for running around with loli magazines
>toast factor
That isn't fucking Rei, you dumb faggot pleb cunt retarded nigger, that's a fucking alternate universe Rei where she's not completely fucked up so it's NOT CANON.
Asuka best grill, faggot.
does canada have SWAT, or do they just call it LEAF?
Asuka is a thousand times better than Rei. These doubles confirm it.
>makes baseless ad hominem
>receives the same baseless ad hominem
what a tweest
you are no brother of mine
Stop being wrong, Iceland. The Rei we see inside the scope of the story are literally called Rei 2.0 and Rei 3.0. Flashback Rei is Rei 1.0, who is then killed by jealous old hag slut
yes we have swat, but they usually strike riding mooses and wearing colonial uniforms
THE DELEGATES DON-KUN
>in that one
>baseless
SHIKINAMI A NOT TRUE
MAKE MY DICK DIAMONDS, DOG. SHINJI A BAKA
