If your last name is Llama, why the fuck would you name your son, who is a llama, Llama...

If your last name is Llama, why the fuck would you name your son, who is a llama, Llama? His name is literally Llama Llama.

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>Not having the same first and last name

user's just ass blasted he will never be a Business Macho Donkey Wrestler.

Llama's are autistic.

If your last name is Mario, why the fuck would you name your son, who is a mario, Mario? His name is literally Mario Mario.

Should they also be wearing hats?

If your last name is Spawn, why the fuck would you name your son, who is Spawn, Spawn? His name is literally Spawn Spawn.

Man, Super Mario Odyssey is taking him to strange places.

Sup Forums will want to fuck that llama, won't they?

Given the chance, they'd probably go to town on this petting zoo here .

Trips confirm: Jimmy James!
The man so nice, they named him twice!

I believe there was already some lewd work done of the mom in a previous thread a couple months ago. So, yes.

>I definitely do not want free porn of this: the thread

They're planning to use the cartoon to sell more babby books, which are going to use the show's style going forward.

It's a family name ok.

My brother wants to name one of his children Riley Riley Riley.

Punch him. I mean it.

Why are you guys so obsessed with making porn out of everything? Don't any of you ever get tired of masturbating and having sex?

I can't. He's stronger than me and has health problems.

yes, but we never get tired of memes, and fucking literally everything at all times is the primary meme of Sup Forums these days

Why the fuck are they making a show about cartoon llamas? Do they WANT children to trust llamas? Do they WANT to lure unsuspecting youth into traps so the llamas can suck out their souls? Is it all a illamanati plot to take over the world? Fucking llamas, you have to scream at them so people can see them for what they are. You have to let them know the danger. Teaching children llamas are ok is so horribly wrong on so many levels.

Exactly.

They should be alpacas instead.

>wanting to fuck everything is the primary meme now
You summarized it oh so nicely.

>and having sex

You see this. The IsLlama-phobia. This is what is wrong with society. Too many people giving Llama's hell. They just want to integrate PEACEFULLY into our society. And yea there are some bad soul sucking Llama's out there, but those don't represent the whole Llama community. Don't be mad at the Llama community. It's radical Llama you're at arms with.

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>Thinking alpacas are better

If they're so trustworthy, why do they name themselves after Alps? I'm not trusting anything that shares a name with nightmare-driking monsters.

What ungulate can we trust?

There was some kid in my school district whose name was literally "Gilbert Gilbert". It happens.

If your last name is Polo, why the fuck would you name your son, who is a polo, Polo? His name is literally Polo Polo.

If your last name is Muhammad, why would you name your son Muhammad as well?

The true equivalent in this case would be a human named Human Human.

pigs.
they're both jew-proof and muslim proof

Meet Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

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>little helpers
Child slaves. Eat your gruel.

I NEED PORN OF THE GOAT

>having your own species as a name, twice
Can't have a worse name in a world of talking animals
It's like being Guy McHuman

funny you mention that.

>found porn of the mom
lonbluewolf is a treasure

Don't forget his brother Luigi Mario

Use the health problems to your advantage

She's a gnu.

>also called wildebeest, either of two species of large African antelopes
A FUCKING NIGGER

I see nothing wrong here.
Do you have a problem with Taako Taaco?

>Little girl
>Has a beard

Don't be speciesist

i find it erotic

>Wants to make friends but doesn't know how
Is Gilroy /ourgoat/?

why does the doll have two names?

One is its slave name.

>The solely reason why Peach rejected Mario’s invitation was so she wouldn’t be called Princess Mario

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That's nothing.
The main villain of Animal Land was called Giller Giller Giller.
He was a mad religious anti furfag.