What's gonna happen to Heidi?

what's gonna happen to Heidi?

She's going to get as fat as Cartman, start dressing like Cartman, and act like Cartman. Then Cartman gets killed off and people just start calling Heidi, Cartman.

damn imagine the sex

Heart attack.

Matt and Trey sure like getting rid of their fe ale characters don't they, what's this, the 5th?

Crabtree, Choksondik, Clyde's mom, Principal Victoria and possibly Heidi.

None of the first four had as much character has Heidi.

Fat Heidi is fun

She pretends to go back to normal.
Pretend being the key word here

I want to mount flabby Heidi

>t. Butters

>they keep Heidi fat and angry at the end
>next season focuses on her, Wendy and the other two girls as the main kids, theme song change and all

how'd you feel?

Be a nice change

too experimental for south park.

although it work work better

there's only so much stories you can tell and with new protags you could tell way different stuff

plus trey has a daughter now right?

and for some reason south park has an insane amount of female fans

it cud werk

Fine with me

No way Jose, first they gotta actually dedicate time to the underused actual protagonists like Stan and Kenny, THEN maybe they can focus on unimportant side characters.

No thanks. The girls aren't funny enough, they work better as occasional foils for the boys.

Why are sleepovers so lewd anons?

Fat Heidi is hilarious, but I do hope she comes back from the brink, or at least that she isn't killed off horribly. I hope she stays fat either way though.

Women are funny, user; get over it.

I kind of hoping they make it seem like she goes back to normal but end the season with a cliffhanger where it shows she is only pretending to be normal again

>end the season on a cliffhanger
you stop right there satan

>implying they won't do it

She's gonna be happy with Jimmy

>wendy and heidi become the new kyle and cartman
i could see it

Why do people push that ship?

Personally because 1 it's cute 2 I want Heidi to have a happy ending 3 Jimmy deserves a fucking gf already 4 It would make him more relevant

this
last minute of the season will be heidi having a heart attack and dying

then next season cartman will return to normal

Reminder that they've already had sex many times.

But Jimmy already has a bunch of GF whores

Dude is a pimp man, he's got all the la-la-la-la-bitches.

They'll kill her off like they did Chef and just never bring it up again. Cartman will have one scene where he's seen shedding a tear and then it'll all go back to status quo.

She's not gonna stay like that, she's either gonna die or go back to how she was and stay in the background

She still has mutant intelligent waterbears inside of her, as evidenced by her reaction to hokey pokey on TV. They're either going to kill her somehow, burn off her fat, or give her waterbear superpowers. Or even all of the above.

Judging by the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset episode, Wendy is too goodie-goodie responsible to test drive Stan's jackhammer. If they had a sleepover the only thing they'd wind up doing is flirting and then sleeping. But Stan would have to sleep on his stomach so he doesn't aspirate his mini-pukes.

...

I think she sticks around even after she breaks up with cartman. The creators have had to keep adding things and altering the show to keep it afloat. Sodasopo and shitpatown from before. Garrison president last time. Heidi is next addition.

>show replaces the main characters who have been the main focus of the show for 20 seasons for a new character with only two seasons, wendy and two random new girls
then again people here are so stupid they expect to see 9 year olds being gay and cousins dating on a children's cartoon

Lisa Berger was both too fat AND not fat enough

I'd be extremely skeptical. I like Heidi and I definitely want more girls episodes, but nothing but girls episodes? I'd sooner they just get a couple of episodes here and there and others times interact with the boys as more than just stand ins for dealing with women's issues and stereotypical little girl behavior.

Like how Wendy is in FBW. I like her role there because her being a girl isn't the entire and only reason she's around.

Someone is gonna make vore porn with her and the bears or some shit like that.

As long as Bebe is there, i'm fine with it.

I don't necessarily think it needs to be about womens issues - it'd just be interesting to put the spotlight on them as individual characters.

Alternatively, I'd like to see more of the girls and boys playing together, just for the different situations it throws up.

>FBW
What?

I agree with that, I just thought the post I was quoting was suggesting just focusing on a girls group as a stand in for the typical boy's group for the whole season which sounds like a pretty radical change. I'd like them to get more focus, but that just sounds like overkill. I'd be open minded but worried.

Fractured But Whole

Intelligent waterbears colonize her body like nanomachines. Think that one episode of futurama with the worms inside Fry.

>"normal" Heidi accidentally slipping antisemitic conspiracy shit and curses, coughing and pretending nothing happened

That would be pretty fun.
Even a "hiding her power level" thing could work.

That's what I am hoping happens
Because that's literally me

Tbh honest that would be an interesting turn of events

I wonder if the parents have ever walked in on Stan and Wendy

Many times

the female fans are fans of the male characters though

She's gonna enter a loving relationship with Jimmy. He will be patient, loving, understanding, forgiving. He will motivate her to get back into shape and pursue her academics further, maybe even participate in Super School News! She will make couples bracelets, and make charms to put on his crutches. It will be cute and perfect and they will be so happy.

...right?

Nigga, Heidi has no chance of being in a relationship with anyone at this point

She and Cartman are gonna break at some point, Kyle probably won't try anything because he'll be all "I learned my lesson and she needs some space now" and then she'll go back to being in the background

That or she dies

Killing her would be so unsatisfying after all this

heidi could actually be killed off

This

Watch Cartman starts to take the vegan thing seriously, losses weight, and becomes attractive to the other girls while Heidi is still fat. Would be an interesting change of pace for next season to have a skinny Cartman.

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sauce?
can't find the blog, tried rev. image search, saucenao, etc

She's just going to tell Stan the news one of these episodes, I'm sure of it

his voice would change
you wouldnt be able to hear the "Fat" in his voice anymore

why do people keep saying this?
did i miss something?

Maybe, but this is South Park, they've killed characters before

I personally hope she goes back to how she used to be, seeing her the way she is now is sad

Not gonna lie that low quality jpg background is buggin the hell outta me.

Why is this ship so straight yet so gay at the same time

while I'm sure Matt and Trey wouldn't care, they would probably get some serious backlash for killing off Heidi, especially all the shit Cartman put her through, even one of the main female VA's made a post about how she didn't like Cartman blacklighting her in the premiere.

>even one of the main female VA's made a post about how she didn't like Cartman blacklighting her in the premiere
doubt

Do people not know about how edgy this show used to be?

They're gonna fake us out. She's going to get a massive hole blown through her torso only for her to heal the damage like a waterbear powered T1000 Terminator.

After being exposed to all the crap Cartman has her eat on a regular basis, all the mutated waterbears in her system will become tiny Eric Cartman waterbears. Then Heidi gets a cold and a Cartman virus spreads through the town transforming everyone into Cartman versions of themselves, and it keeps spreading until nearly the entire world is Cartmanized.

Heidi or Cartman wakes up in a cold sweat, everything is back to normal, Heidi's not fat, not dating Cartman, she actually hates him, and Garrison isn't president after all, resetting the damage done from last season.

It's weird but I still find fat Heidi kinda cute in that pic. I still hope she turns back to normal and becomes stealth Cartman.

>I still hope she turns back to normal and becomes stealth Cartman.
This

I'd love this.

"whatever, it's Saturday, and I'm not in skoo"

Reminder that fat little girls are cute.

It's "skewl"

There is clearly no L.

That's true, you're not at skew

thicc

Then I must be remembering wrong then

Only because I didn't break the roos

>Imaginationland was ten years ago

>South Park is over 20 years old now

>if the boys aged with the show, they would now be 30

...

>the setting has gone from an actual isolated Mountain town that wouldn't even make it on the map to a quickly Urbanized suburb

...

In the S19 commentary they actually mention that the reason they did shit like sodosopa and the craft brewery was to make south park more up to date to what colorado is like these days

>the happy, optimistic tone of the show has died, replacing it with this much more cynical tone
>much like how everyone has replaced hope for the future with cynical bitterness in real life
>mfw the same thing happened with Virginia and I can't recongize it anymore

Somehow Heidi will get into hospital, and all her system will be flushed down. Her “fat” will be just a bloated waterbears, and lots of them.

She will get an amnesia, she will forget her love to a Cartman and all events of the season, and break up with a Cartman. He is will be a really heartbroken and emotionally devastated (for real this time) once again but and it will be all just a part of plan Heidi-Cartman to permanently ruin and destroy Cartman, for what he did to her

Whose brother is Karen talking about?

Kenny

Kenny, Kevin's in the next room over bitching about you trying to steal his waffle.

Obviously Kenny. I don't think Kevin ever really gets out of the house much, and if he does, it's likely only to go to school.

>that part of the SoT where Karen asks you to protect Kenny
>remember her plea as I am killing Nazi Zombie Princess Kenney
>realize I failed
>feels ensure

I would like to know this too

>Kevin's in the next room over bitching about you trying to steal his waffle.
Fuck I don't remember this

Could someone please post a youtube link or something? According to the wiki, in the Stick of Truth, if you stand at the bus stop long without Stan as your partner, you hear Stan and Wendy doing it behind a tree and the tree is shaking.

>According to the wiki, in the Stick of Truth, if you stand at the bus stop long without Stan as your partner, you hear Stan and Wendy doing it behind a tree and the tree is shaking.
this feels like the kind of shit that one asshole friend would tell you at school when he's really lying through his teeth

Wtf are you serious?

>People still falling for this shit that M&T said 20 years ago as if it's 1998

Something with the waterbears