Literally 99% of Germans are cucks

youtube.com/watch?v=wjWP5FN3D0s

>that propaganda show
>literally telling nothing but lies about Trump, incorrectly translation everything he says and adding swear words he factually didn't say
>financed with tax money (you are literally forced to pay for this show in Germany, even though you don't even have a TV)
>99% comments are "OMG, Americans are so stupid voting for Trump, he is racist and stupid!"

I'm depressed, Sup Forums. What the fuck should I do? Being redpilled in Germany is like being an alien.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PowgEaKySgM
cbsnews.com/news/face-the-nation-transcripts-december-6-2015-trump-christie-sanders/
spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/asylbewerber-muss-google-karte-mit-fluechtlingsheimen-loeschen-a-1043845.html
daserste.de/unterhaltung/film/filmmittwoch-im-ersten/sendung/wer-hat-angst-vorm-weissen-mann-134.html
newobserveronline.com/german-govt-promotes-interracial-sex/
youtube.com/watch?v=USJnMP7oczY
handelsblatt.com/politik/deutschland/afd-empoert-ueber-lehrer-entlassung-politische-saeuberung-pur/14803204.html
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We need to start sending a signal.

You know how to build bombs?

Wählt AfD.

Propaganda is bad, not public TV. Don't fight the wrong enemy.

Same in the Netherlands. Mabey a little bit better, but not that much.

Why do they translate Trump?

Because it's public TV.

They claim this pic related is a hoax. Take it however you will.

>youtube.com/watch?v=wjWP5FN3D0s
>Das hat nichts mit der heutigen Zeit zu tun. Schau dir die Geschichte an, das war schon immer so. Der Großteil der Menschen ist nun mal dumm. Dadurch natürlich leicht zu beeindrucken und manipulierbar.

Sagt der deutsche Cuck, der sich ein staatlich finanziertes Propagandavideo auf Jewtube ansieht.

This show is propaganda.

The show need to be canceled not public TV.

To lie. It works.

They pretend he said "you can bet your ass on it" or "I would have wrecked them", "Mexicans are all failures" etc.

needs*

Sup Forums when are we officially declaring Germany dead?

All media in Germany, public and private, are propaganda.

There was heavy CIA influence on all German media outlets in the early decades of post-war Germany to prevent a fascist resurgence. The people who grew up in this environment then took over the propaganda and started spewing it all by themselves. Germans are quite literally brainwashed sheep.

You're the only one generalizing and talking about public TV here.

I just want them to stop lying or at least German cucks to stop being retarded.

>biased
>openly critisizing merkels refugee policy

selektive wahrnehmung much.

>You're the only one generalizing and talking about public TV here.
The image macro that you posted is against mandatory subscription to public TV because it's propaganda.

Move to Switzerland

It's been dead for some time mate. We're mostly sort of ghosts, though luckily one that still scares the (((enemy))).

>Germans making fun of other people for electing a racist buffoon

Same shit here all trump bashing and nothing about clinton.

But i don't pay tax for public broadcast

>not knowing the electric jew is propaganda

youtube.com/watch?v=PGRkVmcDvyA

what about this? isnt this more to your liking?

> being redpilled in germany is like being an alien

wtf are you talking about

99% of bavarians fucking hate refugees and everyone I talked to hates that bitch

>be German
>everyone in school is "hurr durr trump is evil americans are so stupid intelligent people vote vor hillary"
>teachers are spewing propaganda
>everything not 100% leftist cuck gets labelled right wing

Can you guys please nuke us? Im leaving this place and getting an US citizenship as soon as I can

Oh, you're one of the braindead Germans I was talking about in the OP. You actually get sedated by some false flag shenanigans.

That's cute. Disgusting but cute. Yeah, let's ignore the show basically only exists to shit on AFD and Trump because sometimes they also make fun of Merkel (who is just a scapegoat anyway).

>I'm depressed, Sup Forums. What the fuck should I do? Being redpilled in Germany is like being an alien.

If you're in Berlin we could have a beer and talk it out. I'm 100% serious.

I'm not talking about the show. I'm talking about that in the german public broadcasting there are often critical voices about merkels policy. especially about refugees. What would they have to say that they are no propaganda in your opinion? Trump is the saviour, refugees are all raping criminals? Merkel is trying to exterminate all germans?
I'm really curious.

>wanting to have a beer with somebody that use "redpilled" ironically
lad

Wow, you are dumb. What are you even doing on Sup Forums? You're clearly a libtard.

That's literally what South Park or Bill Maher does. They are not even scratching her open-doors politics, it's just ad hominem shit. South Park does this all the time with Hillary, everyone does it with Hillary. However, when it comes to Trump, they all openly shit on his wall and the Second Amendment.

And this also isn't even the heute-show.

First of all you should leave this shithole.

It's a hoax. A state minister Rickermann did never exist. The Kanzlerakte may be real though.

well, apparently you have no argument whatsoever nor are you interested in a discussion. you shouldnt be surprised then, that no one takes your and your concerns serious. Man up, little child and come to the real world. you can do it.

we have that kind of a tax as well
and the media we must pay for is far from objective

I agree that most germans are brainwashed faggots, but i really like the based ones such as yourself.

At the top classified as VS-NfD which means restricted, the lowest classification

Followed by Strengste Vertraulichkeit, which is not existent.

It misses any red ink or a sign saying Amtlich Geheimgehalten
It's a cheap fake and everybody who was in the Army more than a grunt or any public office should know it.

I just made a huge argument which apparently hit a soft spot. They are not attacking her politics, they are attacking her physical characteristics, her looks, her voice. Do you really want me to come up with arguments against her politics now? Because I'm not doing this. If you are really this new, make a thread about it and link it, maybe I give it a minute or two.

They say ad hominem shit about Trump as well, making fun of his hair and other shit but they also attack his politics, and tehy always attack his politics.

Yeah, why not saying Merkel is trying to exterminate the Germans? It wouldn't be more of a stretch than saying Trump wants to start a third world war, is racists and wants to ban ALL migrants which is what they say. There is literally no point in her politics at all but raising our fertility rates.

There's no need to discuss anything with a leftist. The only argument they've ever had is "you're racist".

youtube.com/watch?v=PowgEaKySgM

galileo, a "science" show puts words in trumps mouth.

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You can't watch it on basic cable?

"OMG, Americans are so stupid for wanting to vote for a racist idiot."
>When you're right, you're right.

>Don't pay GEZ-Gebühren
>Ignore every letter from the GEZ
>Got two letters initially
>Haven't gotten a letter from the GEZ for 2 years now.

What's cucked about Germans is they pay "GEZ gebühren" even though they can just ignore the GEZ letters and not pay.

Some transcript to an interview they base those statements on (which he never made and actually make him sound lunatic):

cbsnews.com/news/face-the-nation-transcripts-december-6-2015-trump-christie-sanders/

Have some more German media pretending Trump said things he didn't say and all Germans believe it because they are too lazy and gullible, also too retarded to understand English (in their defense, you can't even hear hima nymore).

youtube.com/watch?v=PowgEaKySgM

Don't even get me started on the shit they give the AfD.

No, you can't. They are just slow with bringing the cases to court. Have fun paying twice the sum in a few years.

Move to the south. Something weird is happening the further you go north

love the voice of the guy """translating""" trump.
such force

>No, you can't. They are just slow with bringing the cases to court. Have fun paying twice the sum in a few years.
Of course you can, they just push for prosecution in high profile cases, nobody gives a fuck if you don't pay and don't talk about it publicly.

Paying GEZ Gebühren is for faggots.

Haven't paid GEZ Gebühren for 9 years now, so if they are slow they are really slow

Yeah, this country is just beyond saving.

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern here. I'm good tho.

Looks crowded

t. Westcoast of Schleswig-Holstein

Would vote for Trump and can still laugh about this. Satire is satire. And don´t start to argue that Trump did never say shit or stupid things. He needs to pander for the vote of the stupid, hence therefore uses popular bullshit from time to time. That does not change the fact that he is the better choice over Killary she is a falcon and put europe into the refugee crises single handedly.

I have a few friends in Berlin who got visits and had to pay on the spot or they would have started taking their furniture lol. Apparently this starts happening at around 300€.

Soße der Liste?

spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/asylbewerber-muss-google-karte-mit-fluechtlingsheimen-loeschen-a-1043845.html

>I have a few friends in Berlin who got visits and had to pay on the spot or they would have started taking their furniture lol. Apparently this starts happening at around 300€.
Berlin is cucked.

If anyone appeared at my door I'd tell them to fuck off, I don't pay for propaganda if anything I expect propaganda to pay me for watching

Soon Hans. They will know

It's not satire. This is satire: youtube.com/watch?v=PGRkVmcDvyA

What they're doing with Trump is incorrectly translating 60% the things he says and trying everything to make him look as lunatic and egocentric as possible.

That they spend 90% their time shitting on Trump and AfD instead of Merkel, Hillary or our completely illogical and inhumane open-doors politics alone should leave you skeptical unless you are retarded, though.

"WE LOVE MERKLE, WE WANT MORE RAPISTS AND MURDERS, PLEASE, PLEASE!" I actually now hope that Germany gets BTFO.

You are delusional. If the Gerichtsvollzieher shows up with the police, you are done.

Er ist ein patenter Kerl.

>You are delusional. If the Gerichtsvollzieher shows up with the police, you are done.
And you are a cuck

mfw Drumpfsharts BTFO again

if yuros are so smart, why are they so liberal, Sup Forums?

I remember this same guy shitting on pro-brexit voters.
I don't find his comedy that funny.

>Teaching class this morning
>All the """""white""""" German students are pro-Hilary, especially the girls
>All the Turkish/Polish/Russian immigrant students are pro-Trump

Literally Bizarro Reich.

>go to Germany for work
>stay at a friend's house for like 2 weeks every 6 months
>go register this new residence for some paperwork
>barely 2 days after I register arrives a letter at this friend's house asking me to pay the monthly TV fees
>literally the first and only letter I receive there
>mfw this friend of mine already pays his TV fees and only has one TV in the house that I don't even watch
Shit, and here I thought the yearly 100 euros per family we have to pay here in Italy were bad.

>Franz versucht sich mit Alpha zu arrangieren, so gut er eben kann, denn er muss seiner Tochter helfen, sein Lebenswerk, die Metzgerei, zu retten. Alpha muss sich in sein Schicksal fügen, denn so leicht wird er den sturen Alten nicht los.

daserste.de/unterhaltung/film/filmmittwoch-im-ersten/sendung/wer-hat-angst-vorm-weissen-mann-134.html
newobserveronline.com/german-govt-promotes-interracial-sex/

All out of your own pockets. I feel bad for you Germans, you're even more cucked than us.

...

GEZ is cancer
They send letters to newborns

>Turks watch Turkish TV
>Russians watch Russian TV
>Poles watch Polish TV
Keep watching RTL and Pro7 goy.

Sounds like what we did to Hitler.

Fuck off Jacinto

Do what Reinhold Elstner did.

get some guns, you will need them soon

>implying german tv isn't god tier
youtube.com/watch?v=USJnMP7oczY

>(((zdf)))
Nobody even watches that shit channel.

We only pay 4€ here in Portugal. The media is biased but not at German level.

lmao german "humor"

I prefer John Oliver and Kimmel myself.

oink oink!

People just can't imagine how hard germany is fucked.
You get abandoned from society for liking trump, you are labelled as dumb idiot, as well as all burgerbros.

Its cucked beyond repair.... get over it.

In 1945

Riiiiiight.

Way more than 10mio people get their daily news from state propaganda channels.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Facts are for losers
>Merkel is insane

LOL hopefully this backfires

As long as you aren't a faggot and still drop the red pills and let people know. Just be alpha about it. Helps when you actually look alpha, granted.

Well, thats because they can watch media with an alternative point of view.

You know, people here actually thinks Germany is a good country for jobs, order, and all that jazz. Is this just a meme or is it the facts?

No money left to spend because I am forced to pay gibs me dat.

how hard is it really for germans to obtain guns? they are the home of fucking hk. i'm sure there's ways to get armed

too many still do, especially in West Germany.

post cucks

Come to Switzerland and get depressed because everyone, including other foreigners hate krauts.

Here in Duisburg are too many of them when i go out it feels like there are more nigger than whites here and all of them with iphone's and more expensive clothes than me and if you say something against "refugees" you're racist

>complaining about the accuracy of a satire show

I'm kinda curious, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking this shit and ruining my nice day. I think I'm just going back to playing Ocarina Of Time now.

Only because the government granted themselves the monopoly on sport rights.

i imagine it's the same as in the usa where actual retards think it's a legitimate news source

>You get abandoned from society for liking trump, you are labelled as dumb idiot, as well as all burgerbros.
It's called ''dehumanization''. That's also the reason leftwing antifa cucks call everyone a nazi or a fascist.

And it works on most people.

handelsblatt.com/politik/deutschland/afd-empoert-ueber-lehrer-entlassung-politische-saeuberung-pur/14803204.html

Who is this nicely dressed maiden?