You guys have any funny audience stories from Sup Forums movies?
>seeing Suicide Squad
>it's not good
>final fight with Enchantress starts
>Harley hits her with her bat; no effect
>Enchantress turns around and boots Harley right in her groin
>guy behind me screams "Harley!" like he'd just seen a loved one get shot
>mfw
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Fucking degenerates
L O L
>seeing Man of Steel
>baby Superman's penis shows
>black family starts hysterically scream-laughing
I don't have any funny stories, just like you.
KEK
Watching JL post credits scene
>first shot of Deathstroke
>someone in the audience makes this exact sound, only 1 second shorter: youtube.com
>everybody keks
I went to see The Avengers in theaters while I was at trade school. It was pretty soon after it'd come out and there was a little kid sitting behind me and my friend; I thought to myself "ugh this is gonna fuckin blow." Instead, the kid was actually fucking adorable. Near the beginning, right after the cube got stolen, and someone asks Nick Fury what they're gonna do or whatever, the kid pipes up in the most excited, awed voice "The Avengers!"
Then later during the big scene where they're all down because Banner Hulked out and fucked up the Helicarrier the kid said in the most morose tone "But...where's the Hulk?" Shit was hilarious and actually made the movie more enjoyable.
t. the guy who was sitting behind OP
>right before Civil War
>wearing an Iron Man t-shirt
>Look around for my friends
>Connect eyes with a chick wearing a Captin America t-shirt
>We jokingly glare at each other
>Her boyfriend comes from the bathroom, also with a Cap t-shirt
>Cracks his knuckles and says "Yeah, keep walkin'."
>mfw
Maybe I made him jealous, maybe he was playing along. Either way, I had a hearty chuckle.
>That one user who created a topic bitching about getting yelled at by a stranger for trying to tell his dad all the Gotham references in Justice League
>Dumbass thinks Sup Forums will side with him
>Everyone calls him an asshole for talking during the movie
>OP gets serious asspain
>Deathstroke first appears
>Someone next to me thought it was Deadpool
>>Watching Civil War
>>Crossbones fight
>>Couple behind me
>>"Who dat?"
>>"It's Loki"
>>"That ain't Loki, where's his hat?"
>>"It's Loki"
>>"Can't be Loki, he doesn't have his staff"
>>Me leaning back "It's Crossbones"
>>Them "WHO?"
>Watching Batman v. Superman
>It's the Knightmare sequence
>The part where one of the Parademons punches Batman in the head
>Someone yells "Damn!" As the screen goes black
>Entire theater busts out laughing
>Also the only time the audience laughed during the movie.
>>Thor the Dark World
>>Kid behind me crying after Loki's death
>>"EVERYONE IS DYING!" he shouted
>>Age of Ultron
>>When Vision is created, this kid screamed "RAAAAAHHHH!!!" loudly throughout the scene
>>Winter Soldier, two kids up front were screaming and crying the entire film cause they were bored (God, why didn't the parents just leave?!"
>>During Deadpool, in my same row, this kid would explain Deadpool to his parents
>>Such as "This isn't right, Deadpool is supposed to be part of the Mutant X program!"
The last kid I liked cause he was cute.
Ok K.O lol gross.
>pass dem eggrolls nigga
Thts the last time i side with Sup Forums on anything
They didn't laugh at the "I'm a friend of your son's" quip?
>Crossbones
>"It's Loki"
There might've been a few chuckles here and there for that scene, but wasn't as loud or widespread.
>same scene
>Harley Quinn gets kicked in the nuts
>lady in the back says "She needs some milk!"
>watching Avengers
>Loki is apprehended by SHIELD
>there's a quick cut where he smiles at Banner, and Banner does a facepalm
>me and my friend laugh out loud
>some Chad behind us taking it way too serious says "Was that SUPPOSED to be funny?"
I've never been in a theater that wouldn't approach the family and remove them if only you took the time to get up and complain.
Got a couple
>At Punisher Warzone
>Black cop vs Papa Frank
>Black cop starts kicking Franks ass
>Old black lady next to me "yea...thats right kick his ass"
More recent
>At Justice League
>Anytime, EVERYTIME Aquaman appears this dude next to me would flip the fuck out pumping his fist and cheering
>Avengers movie in theater
>Mid ending credits sting
>Thanosreveal.gif
>Guy Behind Me: "YEAH! YEAH! GALACTUS, YEAH!"
I did tell him that it was Thanos and he responded "Who the Hell is Thanos?"
I imagine we'll have a lot more of these stories once Black Panther comes out.
>TASM 2
>halfway mark
>a third of the theatre have already begun to walk out, and counting
I don't think I've ever seen someone walk out of a movie. But that might be because movie tickets here are always at least 18 USD each
>watching batman begins
>get to the end part where lucius fires rutger hauers character
>didn't you get the memo?
>see a guy a flip off the screen
>mfw
I know it's stupid but it caught me off guard. Made me laugh like a jackass.
Tickets where I go are like 10 bucks for adults, plus it’s in a mall, so people got bored so they were over the movie fast so they wanted to finish shopping or something
Had someone scream "YeeAAAAHH FUUUCK THOSE BLACK BOOTY BITCHES! WOOOOOOOOOO" during Transformers 4 during a scene that had no actual black bitches. Or black people period.
All of my friends liked that movie. I swear that its only negative media hype and nobody really thought it was that bad. It was better than like... 1/3 of the mcu movies. I liked the darker story, i liked the actor's appearance, i also really liked the fights and the fact that they were going to do black cat in the next movie. Also, his girlfriend who's name is escaping me was really hot
>seeing Suicide Squad
>it's fun
>buy some merch afterwards
FUCKING GAMESTOP
What kind of parents brings their kid to a rated R movie? What did they do during all the sex scenes and strip club scene? Did they massage his tiny balls too?
>It was better than like... 1/3 of the mcu movies.
>it's fun
Why would you make up a story?
>see Homecoming
>nu-male beside me takes pictures through the whole thing
>bottle up my frustration as to not cause a scene
>fiom ends
>tell my friend that I think I'm donw seeing these films
>nu-male let's out a "WHHAAA??? ARE YOOU SERIOUS??!"
>tell him to fuck off
>"did you just tell me to fuck off? Like, did you seriously tell me to fuck off?"
>nu-male looks at my friend "is he always like this? Please tell me he isn't always loke this?"
>lie to the guy that I don't know that dude
>tell him he was taking pictures during the movie, butting into my conversation, and that he needs to fuck off again
>nu-male stands up "come on man, fight me"
>tell him I'm not wasting my time
>mock him some more about not being a man
>his girlfriend tells him to go
>hits me with my popcorn bucket
>I start laughing
>pisses him off more
>his girlfriend is screaming at him to go
>they leave
>Captain America talks about patience
>nervous theater laughs loudly and cheers in agreement
>leave theater
>nu-male is outside waiting for m
>his girlfriend is crying now, begging for him to get into the car
>dude starts screaming in my ear
>trying to get me to hit him
>don't say a word
>get into my car
>drive off
>get to first stop light
>car pulls up beside me
>nu-male exits the passenger side
>starts slamming against my window
>give him a bored look
>he slams harder
>hear his girlfriend say something about breaking up with him
>laugh hysterically as the light turns green and I drive away
Tbh that was better than the film
>What kind of parents brings their kid to a rated R movie?
This is how we can tell that you were born after Clinton took office.
Did you get a boner writing that?
Plot twist you were the numale all along
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>seeing Wonder Woman
>gets to the Steve Trevor standing nude in the spring scene
>Diana: “What is that?”
>classic dick joke.
>some girl in the back row’s phone goes off
>the tone is the Old Spice whistle tune.
Too fucking perfect; entire audience busted out laughing.
>Go to see Captain American
>airport scene
>Spider-Man gets punked, tries to keep fighting to make good impression to Tony
>"M-Mr. Stark, I-"
>a couple of girls go "Awwwww~~!"
>went to see avengers day one
>packed theatre had to sit in the front but whatever
>get to the end of the big fight iron man has the nuke in his arms
>he sent it through but the portal is closing
>is he gonna make it out
>that second passes where we see the portal close
>a small flash of ligh ,AND HE MAKES IT
>some kid in the back yells "yes"
>aww he was stupid enough to think he'd die
Still one of my favorite moments in a theatre
>Watching Justice League
>Steppenwolf Flashback
>Shazam and Green Lantern appear
>Loud Screech of excitement throughout the theater
>mfw it was me
Everyone was fucking having a great time, lots of laughs even if the movie wasnt everything.
Same reaction during the Deathstroke reveal
>Loud Screech of excitement throughout the theater
seriously, what's wrong with Americans that they think this is acceptable
This isn't about being prudish, you fuck.
As a parent you want your kids to stay away from vulgarity as long as possible. Same with extreme violence. Having them growing accustomed to it from an early age can be a problem.
I hope your kids learn to say "cunt" at age 5. See how you like that then
>>Anytime, EVERYTIME Aquaman appears this dude next to me would flip the fuck out pumping his fist and cheering
Scotland?
Youre allowed to have freedom here instead of how it is in your communist republics where youre forced to supress emotions
So we're agreed.
Black people have ruined movie theaters.
Shazzy was in it???
How the fuck did I miss it?
Are you talking about the godlike archer person? I thought they said gods were fighting with them. Figured it was Apollo or something
There’s a fucking reason it’s rated R you fucking liberal sack of shit.
Kids shouldn’t be seeing the kind of stuff that was in Deadpool until they’re at the bery least 15 or 16.
>be me
>see Man of Steel
>guy in front of us is upset through the whole thing
>Superman has Zod in a chokehold
>crazy guy in front starts muttering “Don’t do it…don’t do it…DON’T DO IT…”
>Superman snaps Zod’s neck
>guy in front “THAT’S IT, YOU LOST ME, I’M OUT,”
>psycho's girlfriend had to pull him back into his seat
>tfw the crazy guy was me
Did you not see the man that was shooting Lightning Bolts and shit?
I may not have been THE Shazam, but it sure as fuck felt like a nod to the character
No one ever believes this happened. My friend abandoned me and I felt terrible after at the time. My buddy gives me shit for it and we laugh about it now, but it was just so out of character for me.
You're forced to supress emotions, at least the ones that trigger 'loud screechs', whenever you are in a situation where you are supposed to be silent not to disturb the people around you. For example, in a fucking movie theater.
>first Raimi Spider-Man movie
>the rainy kissing scene
>audience is uncomfortably quiet
>some Chad yells "Damn, look at those TITTIES!"
I bet you clap after movies too
You’re not supposed to screech and clap like a god damn ape when watching a movie in a movie theater you autistic fuck.
You sit down and watch the fucking movie.
Oh I thought there was some big important Greek God that shot lightning bolts and shit.
Ok I'm willing to accept it happened if it makes you happy but it really sounds like something out of a bad sitcom
It's called manners. Nothing to do with freedom.
Not that an ameritard like you would know what manners are or what actual freedom is, for that matter
Well.
There’s Zeus.
That might have been Zeus.
But you know, Shazam gets that Z from Zeus, so it just goes full circle in the end.
>some Chad yells "Damn, look at those TITTIES!"
chad knows some truth
what they said:
Was watching King Kong and this black family came in late about 10 minutes in to the movie and the mother had one of those light yolks for her iphone, lit up the screen like the 4th of July, they choose to sit right in the middle of packed screen and all you hear from the back of the screen is some young one
>fucking niggers
Made me laguh anyway.
Also when watching Free Fire someone laughed so hard they farted
>first Raimi Spider-Man movie
>some guy just keeps going on how "niggers and kikes ruined America" and how "Hitler was an underachiever" for the entirety of the movie
>look up Sam Raimi on the internet when you come home
>it's actually that guy
>watched all of the current line of DC movies
>enjoyed them all
>go to see Supergirl in theaters
>kids keep laughing ta my bald head
>didn't even see Helen Slater's panties
But I thought all of the Greek gods were dead, ares killed all of them in Wonder Woman
It was Zeus.
>No one ever believes this happened.
Because it didn't.
Why would I lie about this? It makes me look like a jackass, which I was
For attention.
>BvS
>some fat man devours his nachos and downs several pints of beer
>falls asleep halfway through the movie
>starts snoring
>snoring so loud everyone can hear it and it's hard to hear the dialogue
>after the movie I go to the restroom to pee
>a foul smell reeks from one of the toilet stalls
>stall door opens, its the fat guy, looking sweaty as fuck and still putting his pants back on as he makes his way out the bathroom
>he took a mega monster shit and didnt wash his hands
I think that was supposed to be Zeus
oh yeah I'm sure this user is really craving for the approval of some other anons on Sup Forums, wew
>Went to see Civil war
>Group of teens completely decked out in Cap merchandise shuffled their way in
>Made an uproar throughout first half of the movie
>Guy in front of them finally had enough and flips out, and starts yelling at them
>Grabbed one of their toy shields, and whipped it behind himself in anger
>Right into what I'm guessing is his now EX- girlfriends head.
>This devolved into a big shitfest, theatre had to stop the movie, and offer everyone a free movie/meal voucher.
Long story short my buddies and I bullshitted our way into making them let us into the next show, AND give us the vouchers.
>seeing Logan
>it's ok
>final fight
>Impaled Logan dies on the tree bough like some butterfly-Jesus
>teen girls behind me start to cry hysterically
>I turn around and tell them "That's ok, he'll be back from alternative postapocalyptic reality as 90 years old man"
>they start to cry even louder
>mfw
>took some friends and my mom to Civil War
>dude in front of me is a buddy from work
>he brought some of his friends too
>guy in front of my mom keeps rocking his chair and bashing my mom’s knees.
Fucking fuming
>about to smack the fucker in the back of the head
>mom kicks his chair so hard I hear the back crack
>dude turns around
>mom: “sorry I didn’t see you sitting there.”
>he turns back around and sits quietly for the rest of the movie.
>see buddy at work the next day, he apologizes for his shitty friend. Is also now afraid of my mom.
she passed away recently. I miss her like crazy. She was 10x cooler than I’ll ever be.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
My man, you were old enough to be bald in the early '80s?
I'm sorry, dude.
Im serious
>thread about Sup Forums movie tales
>share mine
>ree stop trying to tell your story to distract everyone
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front
>she stars yelling
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>I yell back
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD?"
>"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD?"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"
I get it too, man
I get it too
>go to see Chris Reeves Superman
>he's flying around the earth to turn back time
>some fat dude screams "Aw shit boy, he gun do it!!"
>go to see Deadpool with a bunch of friends
>sit on back row, only place with room
>we're all in hysterics, loving it
>movie finishes, they wanna leave
>make them wait for post-credit scene
>"Oh yeah, forgot. Better be good, user."
>Deadpool shows up all Ferris Buellered
>they're like, "Fuck you! What a waste of time!"
>they start to stand up
>"Oh by the way, in the sequel... we're gonna have Cable."
>I shout "YES!" at an obnoxious volume and punch the air
>everybody left in the theater looks up at us
>friends continue to be mad, not having a clue who Cable is
>mfw
What the fuck? He was obviously Zeus, him being a giant and shit.
There were Gods alive in that scene, which doesn't make much sense since Amazons are there and they were created after all gods were dead, but that's what happens when you don't really have a plan moving forward.
There was another guy. He was human-sized, black, and had grey hair.
Do people really clap and cheer at movies or is that a RLM joke? I only see horror films in theaters and I've never seen anyone cheer those.
On opening nights (Thursday and Friday) and only for the plebbiest films, such as capeshit. It literally never happens any other time.
>Talking in a cinema
>Hollering and whooping
>Clapping
The fucking state of America. Kim Jong better hurry up and nuke you fuckers.
Why are you lot so autistic that you can't just watch a film without sperging out about what you're seeing? if I go and pay money to watch a film in a cinema, then I want to see it, not have to sit though unfunny cunts giving what I'm sure they think are hilarious hot takes.
Laughing at jokes is fine
>go see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 at midnight
>theater's in a student-y area, so it's kinda packed out
>everyone's having a jolly old time
>'bout halfway into the film
>a guy has fallen asleep, curled up in a ball
>people notice, leave him be
>getting to the end of the movie
>he starts snoring really loud
>this goes on for about twenty seconds
>someone wakes him up
>he leaves in embarrasment
So stupid then.
I hear this story a lot. Like, a lot of people thought that was Galactus. Which troubles me, because Galactus is one of those things that comic book fans would know about. But so is Thanos. It's just odd.
I was on a flight to Toronto and when we landed the captain said that we arrived twenty minutes ahead of schedule and half the plan started clapping and cheering. I knew they were Americans.