Poll stories

Have you voted yet? How did it go? Any voter fraud?

I was there at 7 am. Had mom wake me up early and drive me down before she went to work. Put on my MAGA hat and "Hillary for Prison" sweatshirt. In line a woman from the Killary campaign asked if I would consider changing my vote. I told her to fuck off and go praise Moloch elsewhere.

Waited close to 20 minutes. Feet were hurting, back starting to spasm, but worth it. When I voted straight Republican I felt so good. I walked out and yelled "Trump 2016!" and a bunch of people (blacks included) started clapping.

One (((sneaky))) woman gave me a dirty look. Can't wait to see her deported soon.

I'm back home about to take a nap, but damn it feels good to vote and help Mr. Trump win.

you woke up, waited 20 minutes, voted, then went home and are going back to sleep? wtf

I just returned from my polling station. Not looking good at all. People wearing trump gear were politely asked to leave, and their ballots ripped up. The hilary supporters were given a free sausage and onion in bread and a coffee/ hot chocolate depending on their caffeine consumption choice.

Not looking good for trump

Guys, I just got back from my polling station, and it's not looking good for Trump...

Everywhere I looked, 'I'm With Her' shirts, but no MAGA hats. Outside, 'Love Trump's Hate' bumper stickers on 90% of the cars in the parking lot and even on the buses loaded with marginalized Latinos, Latinas and blacks brought in to vote left...

Why didn't Trump have a strategy to get out the vote?

did you get extra tendies?

You literally posted a "and then everyone clapped"
you even aren't old enough to vote are you?

Yes? I voted at the crack of dawn to make sure I beat the rush.

I don't have to do anything today except watch the country turn red :) Enjoy your fucking wage slave life you Clinton shill

>I was there at 7 am. Had mom wake me up early

Oh, wake up call by mommy huh? Did she bring you any nuggies?
>and drive me down before she went to work. Put on my MAGA hat and "Hillary for Prison" sweatshirt.

But no going to work for you though huh?

>In line a woman from the Killary campaign asked if I would consider changing my vote. I told her to fuck off and go praise Moloch elsewhere.

Oh here we go. Bullshit lie. It's illegal for any party to campaign at a Polling place

>Waited close to 20 minutes. Feet were hurting, back starting to spasm, but worth it.

Can't stand more than 20 mins without your body starting to fail you? Yup, sounds like a Trump supporter

>When I voted straight Republican I felt so good. I walked out and yelled "Trump 2016!" and a bunch of people (blacks included) started clapping.

I image they were clapping cause you left

>One (((sneaky))) woman gave me a dirty look. Can't wait to see her deported soon.

Another Trumpism

>I'm back home about to take a nap, but damn it feels good to vote and help Mr. Trump win.

Maybe you should help your mom and get off your NEET ass and get a job faggot

I don't any of this actually happened. this is weak trolling.

I'm 29.

long time Trump supporter and happy to help him win

Can we get this CTR shill banned? I just did my patriotic duty and (((he or she or heshe))) is acting like I'm a monster just for voting correctly

>actually going outside
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Who dis tho

Just returned from my polling station in London. No Trump or Hillary signs. They've been worskipping some bearded socialist. What the fuck is going on?

>issuing a point by point response to an obvious bait thread
absolutely retarded

And living with your mom at 29? Surely blacks and stupid lazy citydwellers need social security to survive, while being carried by clever rednecks like yourself.

>Tfw no democracy sausages at American polling stations

>Hurrrrr someone made fun of me. They must be CTR since I'm obviously so responsible cause Im 29 and need my mommy to wake me up and drive me around. I need a safe space so I can tell my lies without being called out in it

>taking the bait this fucking hard

Shit posting to post shit.

fucking kek

>wake up early
>put on my MAGA hat and Hillary for Prison t-shirt
>go to the car
>ready to go to the polling station
>remember that i live in Yurocuckistan
>i can only vote in Yurocuck elections
>drown my depression with alcohol
>Achmed steals my car later

Guys I astral projected myself to the polling station and spooked some old female Hillary supporters, did I do good?

I live in Pennsylvania so get on my level.

The blacks (the lazy ones) feed off the government and contribute nothing but violence. I've gone to the mall and just hear Jamal "holla"ing and L'Shawnda. Disgusting. I have been unable to get a traditional job due to my medical disability (high blood pressure) so I work from making video game mods. I contribute to this world, what do you do? Push buttons for 8 hours in an office? No wonder you vote Hillary - I'd want to die too.

kek good post

Guys, I just got back from my polling station, and it's not looking good for Trump...

Everywhere I looked, 'I'm With Her' shirts, but no MAGA hats. Outside, 'Love Trump's Hate' bumper stickers on 90% of the cars in the parking lot and even on the buses loaded with marginalized Latinos, Latinas and blacks brought in to vote left...

Why didn't Trump have a strategy to get out the vote?...

>Have you voted yet?
fuck yeah, got there early as shit.

>How did it go?
started at 7, out at 7:15 and it was *packed* on my way out, easily 200+ people just 15 minutes after polls open.

>Any voter fraud?
none that i could tell. it was done on computer and it didn't try to change anything on me. there's still gonna be bullshit, but it won't be nearly enough to stop trump's landslide victory.

is this just shit posting or does CTR really not know how this shit works

>Mr. Trump
I think you mean president Trump my friend

>A FUCKING KARGAROO

>Had mom wake me up early and drive me down before she went to work.

Kek

Voted for Trump in Maine at 7AM. Fair number of people there, but generally uneventful.

Seen this post 9 times now. Fuck off, CTR

>tfw I can't vote for Trump.

[Muffled vittu in the distance]

Holy fuck trump supporters are in full defense mode

Must've been a long drive from 'Straya.

CTR has donated $0.02 into your account, Goyim!

ITT: dingoes, redcoats, shoahs, LARPagans and racist NEETs, that unemployed mystique

Guys i also got back from the polling station i can confirm what my amigo is saying. Things are not looking good . I was with trump since i saw him go down those escalators but seeing the turnout for hillary made me vote for her.

Too late ctr Trum alerady won

You mean full victory mode? Because my polling place had around 75 people there already. Based on the applause as I left, all except one voted Trump.

I think it's safe to say he has PA won. He also seems to have the black, woman, and Asian-American vote here, so I'm guessing that expands around the country.

Only non-Trumper was the shill at the door and the (((harpy))) who gave me a dirty look. Hillary is fucking done.

I just got home from the polling station and everywhere I looked I only saw Jeb! signs, guac bowls, not a single Hillary or Trump sign or clothing attire this is not looking good WE ARE FUCKED

>tfw I can't vote for Trump.

I voted by mail last week while watching game 7 of the world series. Have fun standing in line, cucks.

>(high blood pressure)
> medical disability

This world. Just eat more garlic.

MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I voted early for Trump, feels good man

>20 minutes
>Feet were hurting, back starting to spasm

why

hahahah this is top quality trolling, subtle but effective

your feet hurt? from standing? wtf...

>control+f "shart"
>0 results

ITT liers

Same here. Straight from the peoples Republic of Chicago!

someone must've been stepping on his feet and whacking him in the back.

Floridafag here. Waiting in line to MAGA as we speak.
Long lines but worth every second of waiting bros.

Boy I'm sure afraid about Trump losing Spain

or maybe he is just fat

Amigos, he regresado de mi centro electoral, y no se ve nada bien para Trump...
mire por doquier, camisetas con 'Estoy con Ella', pero ninguna gorra MAGA. Afuera, calcomanías 'Ama el odio de Trump' en el 90 % de los automóviles en el estacionamiento e incluso en los autobuses cargados con latinos marginalizados, trajeron latinos y negros para votar por la izquierda...

¿Por qué Trump no tiene una estrategia para salir a votar?

I want to relive what you just did and will in an hour!
I want to say to the crowd "You know we will come for you, when you least expect it, when you aren't looking"
give big wink

Moving out is a jew plot to get real estate money. A traditional white family has a family estate and you only move out if you really need to live somewhere else for some reason.

>shilling for trump is just as pathetic

He will get a job. Once the factories are back and all the illegals are on the south side of the wall

no tendies? fail

It's so hard to differentiate between the two because ctr posts are inherently shit, for if they were composed of critical though, logic, or truth, they would no longer be pro ctr worthy. A good ctr post is paradoxical

>Watch Dr Strange two days ago and they have a astral projection fight
>listen to Astral Projection for first time in ages yesterday
>someone post a screen cap yesterday in Pedo pizza thread about someone killing people in astral projection form
>More astral projection synchronicity