>be ancient Egyptian chaos deity
>be dormant for thousands of years
>get summoned by accident by internet autists so you can make a celebrity business man president
Be ancient Egyptian chaos deity
David Reyes
Lucas Sanchez
he was here all along you retarded cunt.
check the digits.
Julian Watson
You know nothing of my work.
Nicholas Phillips
werent digits represented by Bateman ? what changed ?
Cooper James
jesus thats a good shoop
what was it originally
Jonathan Powell
I never believed in anything until I found Kek.
Caleb Taylor
AND?
PRAISE KEK
TRUMP WINS IN A LANDSLIDE
Christian Evans
...
Colton Hill
If Trump wins I will deticate my life to kek
Wyatt Stewart
WASTE
Aiden Thomas
If Trump wins I will dedicate my life to finding that statue in OP and making it into a permanent hidden shrine.
Charles Foster
WITNESSED
Caleb Taylor
Kek is love, Kek is life
Isaac Kelly
Worked for Reagan, best period in American history. Hands down.
Luis Jackson
you can buy them on (((Amazon)))
Kevin Rivera
Witness the power of kek
Nathaniel Wright
Though they misspelled (they being the whole internet, apparently) volkspflug.
Kayden Fisher
DO IT
Robert Green
Show us your magnificent power, Kek!
John Butler
I was actually summoned long before you guys even existed. I have chosen to show myself now. I'll prove it too.
What's really gonna piss you off is though I voted for Hil in FL in exchange for a bj from Madonna. Oh well. See you soon.
PS This isn't RP. : )
Austin Price
no you can't. Only vendors are shady af and theyve priced the only remaining one at over 1k USD for a shitty thing that cost $2 each wholesale from alibaba.com.
Lincoln Cook
50 STATES ARE RED
ZERO ARE BLUE
PRAISE BE TO KEK
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