What's up with black people having electricity powers?

What's up with black people having electricity powers?

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What other power would they have?

Good color balancing.

Speed
Invisibility powers
Time powers

In their pants.

Colour contrast.

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Because the white man can't handle the idea of black people getting ahold of super powers and shaking their oppression. So they give them electricity powers, electricity, which white men control and divide and use to make their own cushy lives more comfortable. An black man with electricity powers might as well be a black man with slavery powers.

>Invisibility

I was gonna say something snarky, but now I'm realizing I can't think of any black mind controllers.

There's a niche.

Who’s your favorite black electricity superhero ?

It's just Black Lightning and his homages.

hoping they can turn on the lights back at home for they fambly

Why not simply have Black Lightning in Super Friends?

Hypno Hustler?

At this point it's a joke

Even Naruto had a village of lightning niggas

Niggas run fast, electricity is fast put two and two togther user

Only at night.

Superbolt

It started out as parodying Black Vulcan/Lightning, and then it got out of hand

Injustice 2 Black Lightning.

They run on soul power.

Swimming

Tony Isabella is a bitch nigga

Isn't it shocking when they do any work?

(I'm really not racist I just wanted to meme I'm sorry)

>Always

He does Black Lightning for a living?

electricity goes with bright yellow or cyan
both of those go nicely with dark blues or purples
both of THOSE groups look great with brown skin of all shades.
I saw this somali woman at the store whose skin was medium paperbag, maybe wet paperbag at the darkest, and her whateverobe was dull pumpkin colored and it really didn't look good against her skin. too little contrast but made her skin tone look even more dull

He's a teacher when he's not superheroing .

Why didn't he want Black Lightning to be on Superfriends ?

came here to post this

>Time powers

You could call it Colored People Time

Black Vulcan is just a knockoff of Black Lightning anyway. Super Friends couldnt use him, hence his creation in the first place

Nigga watt?

Its called "Midnight at the Apollo"

The power to reduce the amount of melanin contained in their skin cells.

>watch the Netflix Stretch Armstrong cartoon
>hinting at villain with electric power
>revealed to be a black woman

At least she was also a speedster.

That was fucking pathetic.

Because... Black men tend to get executed a lot. After hanging, but before lethal injection, the preferred method was the electric chair. :)

Still the best

Was she hot?

Someone's made that pun before

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Most poorly defined power set in any cape show

This right here is the poetic example of a nigga if there eva was one! Dark as the night, wastes a gift given to him, and his highest ambition in life is to be a no good street hoodlum. Nigga could make a mint being a nighttime travel service, but no, the nigga want to rule the ghetto

Eh, she was okay. Not the best brown chick in the show. Though she does stick out her ass when skating.

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fuck I read it in his voice

I want to hear Ruckus rant about all the Milestone niggas now

No, it's "Real Nigga Hours".

Pretty much any power. There's no reason for it to be electricity 9/10 times.

[Real Nigga Hours]

What would it's stand power be?

The black kid from Xiaolin Showdown never came back with lightning powers. What a wasted opportunity.

It fits well with urban aesthetics.

Real talk, time powers as a black person would suck. Couldn't go further back than 70s

Flash is a nigger?

Wasn't there one in invincible?

Sort of .Wally C is .

That's what makes it perfect for interesting stories

Has it been done?

Why would you really want to go back further than like 20 years in general? Like there's a very small amount of novelty in eating the original version of something or seeing how something looked before photography, but anything truly useful like making money would need to be within your lifetime or it would be difficult to collect.

>speed based on magic lightning
still part of the 9/10

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But user, you could go back to bc and live like a kang

Damn straight.

He wanted to get paid.

How could you not? We're all primed by mass media now.

Plus it helps when the writing closely matches the character's speech-patterns.

Based uncle Ruckus tellin' it like it is

Black power

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH

black people are good with electricity because once the power goes out they can loot.

Mister Hawkins, please!

Stealin' bikes

Multiple degrees and an IQ over 9000.

They can't have proper technologies and power plants so they have to rely on magic.

Money
Dreams
Change of skin color

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The thought of invisible black people might make whites subconsciously uncomfortable

Black Thor when?

Once Bendis returns home from his spiritual travel.

Raikage

I liked the guy in MiracleMan, the fire power dude

A Shango (Nigerias God of Thunder) story could work in the right hands

You can kill Hitler and smile in 2017 as people try to figure who murdered him

>not wanting to see the famous historical sites in their prime
>not wanting to talk with famous historical figures
YGSIU

Hey, Cardiac doesn't have electric powers! You all remember Cardiac, don't you?

...y'know, Cardiac!

hittin' that mothafuckin' like button.

Black Panther?

i wonder of Kishi was a capefag.

Sends the user and any targets back in time an hour. After the hour is up, any time displaced units merge with their now-present selves, sharing any wounds the two may have gotten. However, if one is dead, the other dies in the same way, unless the user of Real Nigga Hours is killed

Because black folks are the best electricians irl.

I only trust a nigger to fix the wiring in my house, not a spic or white trash.

hits goofy fucking button that appears when he says it; sends you to bizarro world

Goddamnit, it doesn't count if you're the absolute monarch of the country that gives you the degrees.

>:)

Just use a reaction image instead.

>All that racism from one single post