Post Cruz memes while they're still funny

Post Cruz memes while they're still funny

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D A H N A L D

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I have a power beyond your pathetic delegates Dahnald

The delegates, Dahnald. They were always mine. You just didn't know.

Here's a webm too big for Sup Forums that I'm going to link to because I'm too stupid to figure out how to shrink the file.

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Donarudo-san,
Bring deregates, kurosai!

They will never not be funny

>President Trump stands alone

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I'm gonna miss all of this so much

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uBE7sWSPJJs

They will aleays be funny. Cruz will still be asking for delegates years after this election ends. How do you think he created his skelegate army?

Is that a real script to play that little animation? I want it.

This pls gib

DAHNALD!

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Yo can anyone do a vocaroo of them screaming DAAAAHHNAAAAALLDDDDD as if the don was about to die or something, this is important for The Chronicles of Ted Cruz™

Needs to be full of energy, the most devastating DAAAAHHHNAAALLDD your neighbors will ever hear.

>it may be too late for the delegates, but it's not too late for this Danhald

I like the new astronaut one.

How do you have an EU flag?

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>I've become more powerful than any human could ever possibly imagine, hand over the delegates, Danhald.

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What is it about this pose that spawned so many edits?

It's a power stance.

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>CRUZ MISSILE TO GOLD LEADER

>HER JETS AND SAM-SITES ARE DOWN

>YOU ARE CLEARED TO CAPTURE ALL 538 ELECTORAL DELEGATES

RETURN MY DELEGATES TO ME, AND I WILL CARRY YOU UNTO THE PLAINS OF TEXAS MYSELF.

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Fucking keked!!!

Someone post the cowboy cruz

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Dahnald, the fix is in, we are gonna need to change the wires, the delegates are are stolen,

>not alone
>DELEGAHTES
>FOR THE DAHNALD

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Dahnald Trumpius, the delegates please

Anyone else here like Ted? He just seems like a likeable person. If he hadn't ran against Trump I could have rooted for him

Kek

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ZA DEREGATSU, KUROSAI

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N-NANI??

They were never funny.

I like Ted, in general. He's just not right for the position. I'd like to see him on the Supreme Court one day. I think he'd make an incredible justice.

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Tell me Dahnald, do you bleed?

Never talk to me or my wife's delegates ever again Dahnald.

HOLD IT RATO

LYIN TED

I HAVE COME FOR YOU

You will.