Hillary wins

>Hillary wins
>See this

What do you do?

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Thank you for putting us out of our misery.

Avert eyes from blast. Remove clothes. Crouch into fetal position. Cover ears with palms of hands. Wait.

Also keep mouth open to prevent eardrums from rupturing.

Begin masturbating

Or get crouch behind an obstacle to prevent thermal radiation burns

Or crouch*

Report to the nearest barracks to sign up to fight #ForHer against Russian bigotry and islamaphobia

Oh yeah, that too.

why remove clothes?

Duck and cover.

then after the blast you have 90 minutes to escape the zone before fallout

Fill up my lead bathtub with cold water and lie down in it

Do you want to be covered in burning cloth?

and then once you see the russians in your sights you turn on the hillary supporters mowing them all down, calling for your russian brothers who just want to help make america great again advance

Rejoice that my bottlecap collection will finally be worth something.

well i mean, if im close enough for my clothes to spontaneously combust im probably dead anyway right?

Light a spliff, kick back, book a flight to New Zealand, dodge the draft, never return.

That's right.

Cum on a scone and throw it out the window

Because nukes only target people with small dicks

...

Run toward it. Literally anything will be better than having that satanist bitch

I will be taking over the hole that belongs to the sump pump.

Maybe. You might just be lucky to escape with some burns. Some very serious burns.

Git gud.
Lets fucking rock this world one more time.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/world-war-3-how-you--6904856

This article says the fallout comes down in about 20 minutes and over 24 hours it spreads with the wind.

>my bottlecap collection
Gotta see this.

Damn. Nice knowing you all.

pull my pants down and have one more fap

I have a fallout bunker and 2 years worth of rations. Up my colloidal silver intake as I drink my Berkey®
filtered water via muy isolated underground supply.

I'll be just fine.

Tip pip

Do you think your soul is vaporized if you're at ground zero of a nuclear attack? Seems spooky how there is 0 trace you were ever there.

Death would be much prefered