Would you watch an Overwatch animated series/movie? What would the plot be?

Would you watch an Overwatch animated series/movie? What would the plot be?

Sure. I'd imagine it would be like a modern G.I Joe. Different episodic adventures to showcase different characters.

I'm 95% sure that's a picture from a webm where she's getting fucked I'd watch it but I don't trust it to be all that good

Are you the same guy who made that other thread? Well it doesn't matter just post more of that thing

Holy fuck is this wrong. But holy hell is it erotic.

>like a modern G.I Joe.
sign me up

Honestly? No. It's entirely too tame. Really at odds with the fact they fucking shoot people all the time.

It's basically just The Incredibles, only instead of a single family it's all the other retired heroes banding together to stop a new badguy.

Only if Pharah was the main character.

what is this image from

Porn, judging by reactions.

care to give me sauce?

A good show that gets ruined by a toxic man child fanbase. Just like the game.

>African robot horse pussy

There would be no plot, just a series of vaguely interconnected character pieces where the theme is "hope" or "forever" or something, animated by SFM pornographers who are holding back for mass audiences but there's still like this weird edge

I'd want, you know, the plot. Tracer and Winston putting the Overwatch gang back together, Talon's secret plan, the omnic shit going on in the backgroung, Junkertown shenanigans, and whatever the fuck it is Bastion is doing in the woods.
Blizzard set this whole lore for their game but they refuse to actually move it forward for some reason.

It's pretty good

Either you're into the design or you're not and that'll determine if you like the porn

>TFW we could have had a TF2 TV show, but that would have meant Valve had to meet deadlines.

Adult swim was on board and everything

>at least half the TF2 cast is dying or retired

>Still like TF2

It became shit as soon as it became Free to Play

Movie Plot:

Tracer is the protagonist

Film opens with this big battle on Talon’s “sovereign orbital fortress” where we’re introduced to Overwatch and Blackwatch in their prime trying to defeat their adversaries once and for all ala the opening of the GI JOE cartoon movie. Tracer’s the pilot of the shuttle and as they try to escape the self-destructing hq, she hotwires the craft’s “Blink” system to get them past the debris and explosion. The protection to the cabin is compromised and she winds up unstuck in time.

She comes to a few years later as Winston has found a way to anchor her temporal essence to the present at last.

Main narrative is Lena learning about what happened to most of her old team, attempting to master her new power to fight crime, trying to reconnect with her girlfriend (who is now dating an Omnic lass), and discovering that Talon isn’t as dead as she thought

Widowmaker and Sombra are her primary rivals (apparently led by Reaper) with Genji and McCree eventually joining her and Winston as their primary allies.

Characters omitted from main narrative outside of cameos:
Symmetra
Orisa
Mei
D.Va
Bastion
Lucio
Doomfist 3 (2 appears, fights, and dies during the opening)

>DaaAAAaaaAAAaah! I'm the shoulder joint on the robo-horse!

That's what I thought it was when I saw the very first short. I thought it looked interesting and might have potential
>mfw I learned it was just to advertise a new game

I want to fuck that robot.

Still better than overwatch.

It's called the games workshop strategy. It's not the surprising, Blizzard used all their other ideas

>Tracer is the protagonist
and into the trash it goes

>Tracer
Fuck no, there's absolutely nothing appealing about her.

It would suck. One of the main problems I have with the shorts is how disjointed they all are. None of them feel like they're in the same universe. The only thing that connects them is that they usually have robots.

Bastion's and Reinhardt's were connected

yes we need some sauce

>go watch overwatch
>chew too loudly
>get banned from theater for vocal abuse
>cough once
>get banned for sexual harassment
>sneeze
>get banned for being toxic
>wear a red shirt
>get banned for not conforming to blue shirts
>no refunds

What the hell kind of movie theaters have you been to, user?

the only good short was the bastion because there was none of the god awful dialogue and voiceacting

ROBOT
HORSE
DONUT

i think hes trying to make some OW=SJW gag but its not working very well

>Tracer Main
>no Mercy anywhere
FOKIN DROPP'D!

...

Basically this The problem is that you'd need the plot to actually develop by giving the villains a concrete goal and plan. You can't just have Reaper, Widowmaker, and Sombra show up every week and job like they're Team Rocket or something.

>Tfw no Fareeha animated short
Get to it, Blizz

It's because Fareeha is boring as shit

To be fair, her short couldn't possibly be worse than Mei's.

Viewpoint character for the audience. They get introduced to this new universe along with her because TIME TRAVEL.

A-story becomes her trying to find a way BACK to the past because she finds the present to be such a depressing place only to learn that these grizzled, mangled versions of her former teammates and some of the new heroes who have popped up in the interim might have what it takes to save the world regardless.

She'd be attached to Genji's subplot as the one who patches him up when he gets in over his head. He'll gab on and on about his newfound spirituality while Mercy chides him about how that won't exactly fix his mangled legs.

Moira gets a bit where she "just happens" to be in King's Row to bump into Tracer. She treats the former pilot to dinner, they talk about old times, ruefully fume at how much has changed and they depart with Tracer saying that it's heartening to see that at least one of the team is doing well for herself. Right away, you learn that Moira was working for Talon and just did the dinner so she could scan Tracer up close because they're interested in her new compact Blink ability.

Maybe she's boring as shit because she doesn't have a short yet?

>A-story becomes her trying to find a way BACK to the past
NO.
The main character shouldn't be unlikable, that's a terrible idea. Get out.

I don't know how you could unless its a series that takes place before Overwatch got disbanded. But that would mean no Bastion or Orisa or DVA...

Orisa is objectively the best waifu.

she has the mind and age of a child, she is not for sexual

No dick no waifu.

Human Orisa is for sexual

who is still alive and not retired?

I think Sniper, Medic, Spy and scout are alright, pyro doesn't need anythings.
Soldier and engi are dying if i'm correct.
No idea about demoman and heavy.

saxton hall and pauline are alright, same for the announcer.

>Would you watch an Overwatch animated series/movie?
Yes.

>What would the plot be?
Prequel of the game about the Omniac War.

I played the game for a year and for the life of me couldn't tell you what the plot to overwatch is

Wait what?

As far as I know, Demoman and Heavy are fucked too.
Also, Scout does all of his shit for free.

I absolutely agree