Acts like he has moral superiority over everyone else

>acts like he has moral superiority over everyone else
>also has no problem scamming unwitting kids out of their own money

Is he the biggest hypocrite in cartoon history?

He only scams because his friends scam, and he almost always advocates against the scam. And honestly, the entertainment the Eds provide is worth at least a quarter.

>acts like he has moral superiority over everyone else
no he doesn't

>also has no problem scamming unwitting kids out of their own money
He is goaded into this by eddy and usually adds some genius-tier method of actually making the "scams" worth a fucking quarter. The kinds of shit he plans and ed builds are basically the equivalent of a cheap fair ride and would make the town a lot more fun on a day-to-day.
Dude had a medley of anxieties and just wanted to make his friends happy/ get a piece of candy, now stop bullying best boy.

Do you even pay attention to the show?

Double D > Ed > Eddy > Kevin > Rolph > Johnny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah > Nazz > The Kankers >>>>>>>>>>> Jimmy

It's called having standards, OP

...what did Nazz do to be rated that low?

How does Kevin outrank Rolph?

She's a thot.

Normies making memes should be illegal.

>fucking shovelchin higher than Rolf

Lie down on the train track, holy fucking shit.

REAL OFFICIAL EENE RANKING

>Plank
>Ed
>Edd
>Rolf
>Eddy
>Nazz
>Johnny
>Marie
>Lee
>Jimmy
>May
>Sarah
>the pile of pig shit in Rolf's backyard
>Kevin

what the hell is a thot? first time i heard it was on some adult swim show with those blue squids and i still have no idea what it means, even in context

just a slang term for a slut, or a seductress

>no he doesn't
Yes he does

>That
>Ho
>Over
>There

It's a meme term for promiscuous women/"basic bitches"/women in general/anyone regardless of gender, depending on how you use it/your sincerity.

this. nazz has always been the girl who has tried to accept the eds on more than one occasion, it's just that they always fuck it up somehow

in his defense, he actually does put work into some of those "scams", so at the very least the entertainment gained from them is worth the price, even if it gets ruined in the end.

>Yes he does
no he doesn't
get fucked kiddo

>t. Double-Dfag

WHAT IF HE IS CALLED DOUBLE D BECAUSE HE HAS A DICK SHAPED HEAD DEFORMITY
THAT EXPLAINS THE HAT SHAPE

>implying Kankers aren't gud waifus
nope.

>she puts her mouth on the member, sometimes called a crack whore

>a hoe or an ugly woman, likes to give a lucy

>you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out.

Double D is basically the Tom Hagen of the Eds.

only marie and may really