What is your thoughts about Zatanna

what is your thoughts about Zatanna

She's great when Byrne isn't drawing her.

>Addicted to solving her problems with magic
>Dirtied by Constantine
>Never really available
0/10 would not waifu

thats fine Paul Dini married her anyway

One of my favourite DC women, but probably not waifu-status.

That, however, is a bit unfair. If nothing else, she's plenty available, and who wouldn't want to Eiffel her with John?

He married a cheap knock-off.

>Plenty available
Because she’s a slut who doesn’t like being tied to one person.

How fucking lazy do you have to be to turn your shower off with magic?
I get she's homo magi so her overuse is unlikely to cause problems but still.

Don't you talk shit about Fifi like that.

I've never read her books just seen her in cartoons and she's okay but her gimmick does not translate to anything that isn't written

Yeah, she sleeps around, but the point was that "never really available" isn't true.

SHE’S A FILTHY SMELLY SKUNK

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

what she did to Bruce is unforgivable and got a lot of people killed

Yeah okay, she’s available in the same way a slut is.

>uses magic to turn the shower off
that seems really petty when the tap is right there

Superman forgives her, user. Isn't that enough?

This. Never forgive, and literally never forget.

I D E N T I T Y
C R I S I S

That was Meltzer. Not Zatanna. I mean he had Black Canary and Barry fucking Allen be complicit in that bullshit as well.

What did she do?

Jobber

Do you think John poo poo pee pee'ed on her?

I think they're talking about Identity Crisis, where Zatanna alters Bruce's mind to make him forget about Dr Light 'lobotomization' right after he raped Sue Dibny.

Good story, I liked the fact that Batman was sidelined, and another person got to solve the mystery.

Costumes pretty good.

Wiped his mind of what she, Barry, Ollie, and a few others did to Doctor Light after he raped Sue.

The writers sure did.

One of the few good things to come from CA.

>I liked the fact that Batman was sidelined, and another person got to solve the mystery.

I like how this encapsulates your degree of quality measurement. You're exactly the kind of retard that Meltzer was preying on with his shitty excuse of a murder mystery.

She's great. Sometimes a great opposite of Bats ("Pure" human vs. Basically wizard compared to, again, "Pure" human vs. A fucking goddess he has it with Diana).

Still not my OTP though. *8/10. Will hang out if given a chance in a very, very platonic way.

For god sake
of courshe

Literally a who that exist for Batman's dick like the rest of his bitches.

Has she ever had a decent solo? Only ever seen her in team books

>Only ever seen her in team books
Did I imagine she appeared with Hellboy in something? Was that real or a dream?

Paul Dini wrote one and Morrison wrote a mini.

I enjoyed the one where she was scared of puppets. I'm sad nobody else ever used the magic psychiatrist from it.

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I absolutely love Zatanna. On a surface level it's already cool that one of the most powerful human wizards in the DCU is a stage magician in fishnets and a top hat, which is a fantastic bit of misdirection/hiding in plain sight when you think about it. But beyond that, what I like the most is that despite all her powers she's still very affable, endearing and just plain human. She's got a job, a career, a family, friends, and a life of her own besides magical superhero-ing. You're more likely to see her smiling than brooding. And she's got legs for days and knows it. So I really enjoy having her around.

The hanah montana movie was so disapointing. I went to it with my sister expecting a nice extended episode of a sitcom I liked and got some shitty drama bullshit instead that didn't even have the main comic relief character in the film.

I like zatanna but a big problem with her is her power level is all over the place.

Would have casual sex with her.

She wouldn’t with you, though.

And she would be open to casual sex.

Would Batman and Zatanna make a good couple?

Just not with you.

Blue Scorpion ornament costume >>> any other costume.

Yes.

terrible, they don't belong together at all

I read some one-shot with her that was pretty fun.

Prep girl to Raven's goth

Not him, but what's wrong with sidelining Batman?

Also about IC I don't think it was ever a true mystery i.e. I don't it was intended to be solvable maybe the author said different though.

She's lewd as fuck.

She was her own character for a while. She's only really thought of as a Bag character due to the animated series working her into Bruce's backstory.

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do it Ollie

Elseworlds actually show she's the closer to make Bruce actually give up of the cowl to live a normal life (normal for rich people).

Fishnets.
Fishnets everywhere.

Hottest girl in comics.

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>average person uses 10% of their brain

>Magic only works once per specific sentence
>Use it for every-day tasks

really?

>what is your thoughts about Zatanna
I think more highly of her than your English

I never understood why Bats never started integrating magic into his routine

Cute

>but what's wrong with sidelining Batman?
nothing, the problem is thinking sidelining batman is a merit

He took her V-card, but never wanted a relationship.

Weird response but okay.

Ever read a comic with the Terminator in it?

>Magic only works once per specific sentence
Really? I'm sure she must have repeated some generic spell along the way.

It angers me too user

Bullshit. She's not Nico Minoru.

> a family
? I know about her dead villain dad, from whom she got the magic. what other family does she have?

There's a male cousin who was with the JSA for a little bit

Cousin, Zachary Zatara. Showed up in Teen Titans and some other stuff. It's not much of a family, but it's there. Also, her dad, Zatara, was most definitely not a villain.

>backwards magic to run off shower
Seems excessive and slower than just doing it yourself.

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maybe she's practicing? ....it's DC though, seems like a bad idea

I like to think she massively shat herself as well. Don't fuck with Slade

She also probably pissed herself as well.

god i wish batman got married to her instead of selina

>identity crisis
>good story

>I'm sad nobody else ever used the magic psychiatrist from it.
That was legit the best thing from Dino's whole friggin' run. Or at least what I read of it. I never finished that arc. Zatanna should really go cosmic.

I didn't know Zatanna was Asian.

Batman doesn’t like magic because it’s unpredictable and easy to misuse.

I'd take a cheap real life knock off of Raven in a heartbeat. Dini married his waifu and gets paid to write comics about her. That lucky bastard.

>Magic only works once per specific sentence
Getting her confused with the girl from Runaways

Not really

i wonder what it would smell like haha
just imagine how stinky she would be haha

I'm confused, is she supposed to be a holocaust victim here?

I think you need to work on your English.

But to answer your question, 10/10 muh waifu

That dude has weird complaints.
The problem with identity crisis is evident the first time you read it: dude had no idea how to end it so he just went for a total asspull. It's really crap because of this.