Darkseid vs Stairs

Is New 52 Darkseid now strong enough to defeat his greatest foe?

He should loose some weight.

He needs his own helicopter like thanos, walking is for plebs

It's like Darkseid spec'd into every stat but AGI and LCK

>Having luck as a stat
>B-But muh crits!
Disgusting.

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I don't know...Them stairs have defeated the brightest minds.

>Sneak attack
BITCH YOU WERE IN PLAIN SIGHT

All this proves is that any problem can be solved by fancy shootin'.

Darkseid's true enemy is Santa Claus

He’s a baby

Agent None strikes again!

Maybe some non-retarded footwear would help.

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I loved Brotherhood of Dada

They are baaack

Darkseid has fuck all to do with any of the biggest events in DC history, even final crisis he was just a second fiddle to the main bad guy, why does he still get pushed?

Loving the new name, it's cheesy as fuck. Also the members are even crazier.

Stairs are the hero we need

He's crouching, so that makes him hidden.

>OOPS I DROPPED THE COSMIC CUBE
Perfect summation of Greer's life.

lolthanos

That's why.

>Falls down the stairs so hard that they shatter