Shit pages

Post the worst comic pages you can think of, especially from the big two
Pic related: never understood why DC hates Ralph and Sue so much

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Anything from Torso, Jessica Jones, or Supers.
It's a mystery to me how Bendis got a job at Marvel with that shit on his portfolio or how he kept any job in comics after Jessica Jones.

Ah, you one of those "Bendis were never good" posters

He's one of those "Bendis were never good" posters?

Torso and Supers were from before he got into Marvel. Sure, he got good but I have no idea how anyone would look at this page and think "yes, this guy has talent this is good".

And fuck, I always fuck up Powers' name.

>Sure, he got good

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Is Bendis in some kind of schrodinger's quality state here or something?
I didn't mean good good but borderline not terrible good.

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is this exactly what i think it is?

why are the sound effects so...weird?

The sad part is this really is how some atheists are made. Someone they love and/or know dies and then they throw a theological tantrum.

>Pic related: never understood why DC hates Ralph and Sue so much
It has less to do with DC hating them and more with JLI members being the designated cannon fodders for events.

I always hated Bendis since Ultimate Spider-Man

Sure. But it's not as common as some religious people would like to believe. It's the same as the "there as no atheists in foxholes" thing. Yeah, it happens. But if you watch enough combat footage you see that when the shit hits the fan plenty of religious people don't really think that there is some divine figure looking out for them.

How can you not recognize Indentirape Crisis?

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Only time Sup Forums was funny

Who hates their nemesis more, Reverse Flash or Black Manta?

Oh, I didn't say it was common, just that it happens.

I don't have them but
>Bobby you're gay
>America Chavez flying off with a dyke, cued by another dyke in awe

I demand one of you tell me who wrote this shit.

This is actually autistic writing, and I am going to send an angry email to the person responsible for it.

Waste of ink

Surprised no one has posted this yet.

Every thread until I'm not as mad.
What a waste of perfectly good Joe Madureira.

What a way to lay the biggest turd on a character on your way out of the book. It's like they wanted to leave a mark on the character to be remembered by in the worst way possible

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What's sad about that?

>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>So you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?

I don't get it what's wrong with that page user? I think I might be missing something

Yup. You can see him typing "Bendis were never good" already.

don't forget in secret six where sue cheats on ralph flat out with riddler? or did it turn out that was a fake, I think I dropped the series right after that

/thread for me. I legitimately still can't believe this was written.

then again I also can't believe pic related was made. at least it's non canon right??

My criticism in that post goes for Ivy's character, it cements the "Ivy is a doormat" idea that Palmiotti has been drilling during his whole run in the book. It doesn't help that according to them Harley and Ivy are "girlfriends without the joulosy of monogamy" so it makes Ivy looks bad because only Harley seems to get any action while Ivy gets stuck doing nothing. It takes away any fun of the dynamic that it was Harley/Ivy before

usually after a hearty argument Zoom seems to come out on top more often than not around here but goddamn I love me some Black Manta, the fact he can even be mentioned in the same breath a Zoom, let alone has some legitimate arguments as to why he hates Aquaman more that Zoom hates Barry is unreal.

that is literally all atheist

>muh suffering children
>muh disease
>muh christianity is wrong

nobody said god was the good guy and only a twat believes in the christian canon. At least christians have some imagination

I hate America so fucking much. Probably the absolute worst characters ever created and easily one of the worst written characters in fiction

Alias is trash even compared to its contemporaries

what's the issue?

>nobody said god was the good guy
Believe what you want, user, but that's straight up not true.

ah ok, I get you, fair enough. Sorry I haven't read a ton of that run. I mean the dynamic they've tried to develop may not work for this theory but maybe because Ivy is... well... into plants, its more just based on Harley? like does Ivy really get anything out of sex with a dude? or anyone for that matter? Guess I'm just trying to play devil's advocate, again haven't read the rest of the run.

looking for the ghost rider vs punisher page. you know which one
Yeah that got me mad
>no one said god was the good guy
u srs m8

>A human with a functioning brain actually wrote this.

Your theory really screws up when the "girlfriends without the jelousy of monogamy" gets into play, if they were girlfriends, as in in a relantionship, while would Harley search anybody else? They really treat Harley like a slut, I have to say. Also the Harley/Ivy dynamic that many people like it was the one when Ivy wouldn't take Harley's BS at all, here it's just a different character.

apparently my brain ain't functioning too well either considering i didn't even notice I posted an edit.

maybe that was hyperbole but it says right in the bible that god is responsible for the evil in the world (Isiah 45:7)

its only really the stupid overly religious people who peddle the whole "god is good" bullshit

that's actually pretty fucking funny

youre being generous

fuck off Bendis

This entire run was bad, but this page was utter garbage.

He had a technology that teleported the ammunition out of their guns?

hmm yea I suppose thats a tad different than what made their team up so great way back when. I mean if they are in a relationship but... I mean it seems like you're describing an open relationship if i understand correctly. So is it possible they meant to rite harley as the wild child, getting her cooter stuffed with sausage because she's a woman, can what she wants, etc. but don't need no man, meanwhile Ivy who potentially just doesn't get much from sex sticks around for the emotional support of Harley... hmm I may have just talked myself into agreeing with you, if it were just sex Ivy should have kicked that dude's ass out the door and cuddled up with Harley. yea ok I'm on your side now.

how the... what the fuck is this? I've never actually seen this page before

There is nothing comedic about that. It's literal 12 year old humor.

imgur.com/UEkf2hp

Savage dragon goes full porn and the art seems to have gotten way worse for this scene

I hate this kind of hand-waving shit

Especially because it’s so short-sighted, like any writer in the future is going to remember Black Panther can just turn people’s guns off

Those are police revolvers. It's just a hunk of metal that slaps a bullet's ass out a barrel. How do you develop technology to 'defeat' that?

I bet that same writer had an issue at some point in the future where a gun gets pulled on Panther and that doesn't happen. Fuck me, say what you want about Batman but I dunno if I've ever seen his god-tier preptime reach this level of retardation

To my knowledge, it's literally never explained or mentioned again.

He just casually declares that his people have had the ability to make firearms non-functional.

Across an area from a dozen yards away.

Without moving or needing a visible tool.

And that they've been able to do this far enough back that matchlock muskets would have been new technology.

And he just so happens to have whatever device this is on his person at the time.

And it never, ever comes up again, despite this being an incredibly useful power.

I can't even remember who the writer was for this arc and I'm still mad at them.

who cares. It's literally just a stupid harmless joke

why didn't that black asshole just outfit the world with that technology and put an end to all gun related crime??

We could go back to sword fights. This is bullshit.

For the same reason they don't share their cure for cancer: lol wakanda.

He's telekinetic. He just said "Technology" to throw them off his scent.

Wakanda and Black Panther being an elite force of charlatans to trick the world and other capes would actually be a lot more interesting than what the original writer unironically thought was "SO BADASS!"

I think of it as Canon. Got that steaming turd on the 'shelf of shame'

If God isn't good, but you do believe in him, then shouldn't the end goal be kickin his ass?
Maybe I'm just thinking this way cause I just finished preacher, but I mean it seems logical.

>nobody said god was the good guy

Christians do, and like, all serious theists.

>stupid overly religious people
You mean genuine religious people?

Does Wakanda have a Magneto for every citizen or...?

m-muh dick!

Haha what the fuck

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How could we forget

I just

what the hell was Larsen thinking

You best be lying. I liked secret 6.

New52 Secret Six. She had amnesia and didn't remember Ralph at all, and Riddler was blackmailing Ralph. The series ended with them together again

Oh so no wonder it sounded like shit.

Fuck you that was awesome.

Black Manta definitely.

I remember in one story, when Black Manta found out Aquaman was dead, he gave up being a villain and became a kindly fish merchant that helped his community a lot, and he even gave to the poor. But as soon as he found out Arthur was back, he killed everyone in his store, and went on a killing spree.

The birth of rapeman

>goes 18+ rating on 218
>porn cover on 225
>now this scene in 228
The man wants to go porn but doesn’t want to start a new comic. Being such a long running comic apparently gives him a lot of leeway

Forever evil?

So is this like a flashback, or is that the clone Gwen?

Right after Brightest Day when Arthur was ressurected

it's a clone. real shit story, not even funny bad, mostly just boring and poorly written. no need to loo it up honestly.

The joke isn't the fucking problem.

Now this is autism

i always wondered how in-universe religions have dealt with superbeings coming back from the dead.

doesn't say anything much but at least they referenced it is nice.

LMAO.

It's not a clone.
It's the real Gwen it happened while she was in Europe. Basically someone went "Oh Peter can't have kids? Okay then I'll just make him a cuck"

One of the recent Punisher runs had some anti-combustion technology small box that prevent combustion in the area of a large room

So why does he hate Aquaman?

Aquaman couldn't cure him

either because Aquaman killed his dad or just cuz

I imagine it as kind of a Wizard of Oz effect. IN the original Baum story, everyone was made to wear green tinted goggles so the city would appear to be made of Emerald. If Wakandans were telekinetics and telepaths, they could indeed put forth the illusion of a highly advanced society within the ass end of Africa.

I think you're reading it a bit wrong. God is infinite and therefore the responsibility for everything, good and bad, can thus ultimately be traced back to Him. The idea of *intent*, however, is separate, and God-worshipping religions believe that when all's said and done He is good and wants what's good for us.

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you know, I thought eventually I would stop being mad

yet here I am, STILL FUCKING MAD

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