How will you fortify yourself for the coming darkness?

How will you fortify yourself for the coming darkness?

> no black pudding
Fuck off paki

Make Breakfast Great Again.

That looks gross and yummy at the same time. Definitely not healthy, though.

left side of the plate, above the bacon.

There's 4 slices of it m8.

wtf thats more than I eat in a week

Die, goatfucker.

When will you /brexit/ from planet earth? Take your pig disgusting struggle plate with you. God damn I fucking hate britshits so much

Thinking of getting a Stromboli and a slice of pizza at the pizza place Near my school when my class finishes for the day.

man I wish I knew where I could get british bacon.

I used to have a place, but they went out of business

Stornoway and all. Best of gear.

Jesus fuck that looks delicious

what the fuck are the black disks on the left?

What kind of weird faggot puts pasta sauce on their beans?

Pig blood cakes

>struggle plate

Americuck pls.

>mug of worcestershire sauce

>triggered by pork
Fuck off Jew boy.

whats the ghastly looking shit between sausages and mushrooms

>baked beans for breakfast

brits are a funny bunch

British breakfast always made sense except for the beans.

You don't eat beans for breakfast. The reason why is obvious.

Im half Irish so i add Soda bread to my fry up

Fried pancakes and slices of haggis overlapping I'd guess

So is it beans for breakfast or eggs for dinner? I'm asking because I'm American.

Haggis and Black pudding at the same time seems like overkill.

Beans are a Nigel thing.

You don't generally find them in Scottish or Irish breakfasts.

Their beans are sweet-flavored. I discovered this when I visited their country and ate one of their breakfasts.

Both for breakfast. Who the fuck has eggs for dinner.

Yes you do.

Source: am Irish.

Borsch
Burgers
Sausage and sauerkraut

The empire has fallen

fuck off frog eater

We are the world,we are the future,we are gods chosen people.

Jackeen detected.

Source: I'm from Bundoran.

I'm eating fucking Hamburger Helper. Is it odd I actually like this gross shit. Gonna get Comfy and eat a huge bowl of Hamburger and Pasta.

VIRGINIA WILL GO RED MAGA

McDonald's has breakfast all day over here. Eggs can be dinner. No need to be salty, britfag. I'm an American who is genuinely curious and asking questions. You should be in awe.

There's a couple of bits of white pudding under the tomatoes too. Chaos.

Sausage and egg, with a bit of mash and some gravy

I would kill a man with my bare hands every day if it meant eating a meal like that every day. where/how the fuck do i get something like that meal

god i hate english breakfast.

we used to make them cook the bacon 3 times overseas, at which point it became normal bacon

>cancer.jpg

Hey, hey you, yeah you, fuck you.

Eggs are great for dinner.

Can't beat a nice pepper, spring onion, cheese omelette with some meat or fish mixed in with it.
And mushrooms if you like them too.

Fried egg on some nice cheese-baked loaf, some beans, mushrooms.

You can do loads of great things with eggs.
Eggs are like the most versatile item you can work with, being able to be cooked in loads of ways without using any other ingredients.
Top-tier food.

Its called being british and not being an americuck

I will admit it looks great, just never thought to have beans for breakfast.

>implying we do anything other than sit on the can for at least 3 hours after eating one of those things

looks kinda poopy desu

Cook 3 times just so it can soak up the extra fat you need to fuel your lazy day sat in your ass?

Don't forget the newspaper and tea table in the lavatory facility.

Any without it is absolute shit-tier.
Pun intended.

Shiet, that looks amazing.

>in your ass

>ohmy.jpg

Do you mean winter? I'm going to drink a lot and put up Christmas lights.

heres my breakfast at morrisons ..lel

JF Germain's 1820 smoking mixture, a four pint french press full of French Roast coffee and if I get hungry, lamp stew with local bread.

Should keep me through the night.

You're missing out them, have a big serving of Heinz beans on toast and your life will change.

>never having stirred last nights haggis

>he pays a supermarket to cook his food for him

>raw egg yolks
Disgusting. Actually that whole plate makes me puke. British "cuisine" is truly shit.

BASED POST

Whats a grit?

>tfw no Full English breakfast available near you
>only it's inferior cousin the "Full Irish"
Stupid New York is full of nothing Micks, Spics, Wops, and Niggers.

those eggs look fake

I want to smell her irish rose

>cooking egg yolks
you disgusting shit

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>You don't eat beans for breakfast. The reason why is obvious.
Uh... why?

>fake eggs
u wot

That's the most English shit I've ever seen
>where's your meat pie dad?

mom brought me spaghetti from olive garden

Beans gives people bad gas and/or diarrhea (depending on how their digestive system reacts to high fiber intake).

I feel like spending a day with gas/pooping isn't too fun, but maybe Britbongers have different digestive systems?

Almost as ugly as Hillary

>all that pandemonium on a plate

Big greedy fat bastard, are we?

i feel sorry for the brits for they have had to endure this kind of diet century after century

yes you fucking do

im scottish

Can't go wrong with burgers.

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Got me lad
heres mine .. my missus does me

no wonder english love slurping semen

I'd imagine that would be your answer. I guess it must be more because americans aren't really used to beans, or maybe it's the sort of beans, or the way you prepare them. I mean, beans+rice is the essence of Brazilian diet, yet nobody really complains about beans giving them a bad case of gas or the shits.

When I worked in my uncle's scrap yard, we had the best toilet in the world.

It was full of porn and copies of the Sunday Sport. There was an ashtray, too, and it had a proper wooden seat that didn't get cold.

>getting this triggered by some bacon and sausages
Top kek, my muslim friend.

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Flower of Scotland, you mean

Hamburger helper, wow wonderful idea!

>implying hillary is ugly
???

You English fucks know breakfast, that is one thing I'll give you

>from a turkroach faggot
sides gone
>Sunday Sport.
bus on moon lel

If I was to make something like that what order would I cook it in to make sure everything is nice and warm when it's time to eat? I've only got two frying pans

>he doesn't like a runny yolk
It's like your opinion never mattered.


Also, I don't even have a full english, scottish or irish any more.
I've not had one for a while actually.
Last was when I went on holiday with the family about uh... couple month back.

Most of my breakfasts usually involve:
meat or fish - chicken, turkey, pork, salmon, haddock, tilapia, cod.
Bell Peppers.
Spring (Green) Onions.
Carrots.

Then as a base for it, either:
Make it in to a salad with egg, leafy greens.
Make some rice, quinoa, noodles, or mixes of them.
Omelette it up. Throw all that shit in a pan together, huge omelette.

Then a side for it usually being some bread, or lightly toasted. Maybe a toasted pancake, crumpet or similar.
I like getting this nice bread with cheese baked in to it and a cheese crust outside. Shits SOOOO goooood.

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Hendersons relish ftw.

Who else /Sheffield/ here?

I'd imagine you can make a lot of that shit together. Maybe sausages first, then bacon, and when they both get a good deal of oil on the pan you crack the eggs?
Don't know about the baked stuff.

OI FATTY ARBUCKLE BURGER , less of the Fucks we Made you lot ok
Show some Respect to Your Daddy ok
Espesh this nite Fatty OK !!

Why the fuck do brits like their eggs raw?

Those are what real eggs look like. As opposed to salmonella-ridden industrially produced American eggs.

Rice, beans, flour, salt, sugar, pepper, and whatever canned foods i can find.

Beer is the best breakfast

sausages>bacon>beans>eggs=tomatoes

>microwaves you crim scum cunt

You should just do the beans in a pot. I don't do mushrooms, hash browns and tomato either.

Sausage first, then bacon, then the black pudding, then the eggs. Stick the sausage, bacon and pudding in a warmed oven whilst you're finishing the rest. The bread should be last, and fried in the same pan as the meat. I do the eggs separate.

All should be cooked in lard. Anyone who does otherwise doesn't know what they're doing.

thats real fucking disgusting