How did Jasper call Abe for help?

How did Jasper call Abe for help?

I don't mean to sound pretentious here, but Jasper and Abe comprise a dramaturgical diad.

what the fuck is that thing?

Old people can instantly sense when their friends' beards are caught in things.

The fact that you misspelled "dyad" proves you're a poseur of pretentiousness.

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He probably had a student call him.

Cause they fought in what I'm guessing is now the Korean war.

They got soldier telepathy going on.

>Korean war
Abe is a WWII vet.

Abe probably dropped by and found him like that.

pencil sharpener.

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Uh huh and they've retconned/modernized the families past home many times now?

I think I was being generous too, might by closer to Vietnam era by now.

What the fuck are those things?

Pencils. They're like wooden styluses.

How did Flanders beat everybody else home?

Why was Zutroy at the opening of a medical center?

wait a minute.... the family was at church right?

you're right, what the hell is Flanders doing home?

Maybe he went to early morning mass

God obviously gave him a sign to stay home.

A wizard did it

seed's sneed and feed

>doesn't know what pencils are
>can't be a quote because of the colorful language

What do you mean the show ended in 01 no so why would they be at nam?

Faggot's unoriginal and autistic

this user is correct, but also abe was probably substitute teaching.

I figured he went on saturday night

They also showed he somehow fought in WWI, albeit he was young enough to still require nap-time.

Vietnam and WW2 were 20 and 50 years ago when the Simpsons was new and they're 20 and 50 years ago now. There's no reason to change anything.

reddit's butthurt and pissy

Haven't watched the Simpsons in years, is Skinner still a war vet?

18+

>What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant Waylon Smithers? You know what I'm talking about.

Yea, what WAS the deal with Smithers?

Don't.....

it was a different time