Voting Stories

>Talking to the woman who verifies your information
>She tells me I should use eye contact

I endured this suffering for you, Sup Forums.

don't worry user, autism is the future of human evolution

who the hell is this semen demon

>>She tells me I should use eye contact

You should, soft skills are the mark of a well adjusted man.

Even if you have to fake them.

Taiga from Toradora

>go to vote
>vote
>return home
>prepare my guns for the civil war

Huh... thought so
Was that the Christmas scene?

Yes

thanks for making me lol

>be canadian citizen
>hear about no voter id laws
>look up state below my province
>no id required
>take the day off work to drive down and try to vote
>show up and they ask me my name so i tell them
>they hand me a ballot and i go fill it out

i really didn't think this would work, but i did my part at least

Taiga best girl

what anime

boku no pico

toradora

>Go to polling station
>It's actually my local pub
>Vote for Britain to leave the European Union
>Have a nice pint of the local ale
>Go home and get a cozy night's sleep
>Britain leaves the European Union

>no voter id laws

What's the purpose of this?

kek. who did you vote for?

>tfw i accidentally convinced my family to vote for clinton

So dead people and illegals can vote.

should have told her to shut the FUCK up.
why did you endure it? are you a hilldawg cuck?
tell that cunt to fuck off, take the ballot and vote for Trump. if any one has a problem tell them this, when i done voting for trump meet me out side you fucking shit skin nigger. then vote, then go out and BEAT THE SHIT out of that nigger. matter of fact BEAT IT TO DEATH.
NIGGER ARE BETTER OFF DEAD.

I PRAY FOR THESE FUCKING THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME, LET A CUNT TELL ME SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. ILL BE ON THE NEWS FOR KILLING AT LEAST 3 OF THEM BEFORE THE COPS PUT ME DOWN

WHITE
POWER

ID is raciss because reasons.

Listen to this guy
Don't trust the leaf

Voter fraud, obviously. There is no valid argument against not verifying if people voting are actually fucking citizens.

I tried to vote, I stood in line for 2 hours. Right as my turn was coming up, a prison bus showed up and they let the inmates in and said that polling was finished for the day. WTF?

Jokingly asked for the multiple ballots for Hillary. I'm a black trump voter. This bitch says "I wish I could. I see all these black folks here with us and wish I could"

>tfw carrying and are forced to not go full retard cuz you took your mom to vote also

Btw I convinced her to at least vote for Aleppo instead of Hillary and got my sis to write in bernie

Toradora

>be oct 27
>fill out ballot
>lick stamp
>place in mailbox
>lift flag
>turn 360° and walk away

Boku no pico

I'm not that new

Take a guess.

I'll give you a hint: it has something to do with the way that the Democrats fight tooth and nail to keep illegal immigrants, dead people, children and imaginary friends on the electoral register.

hes a leaf, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE C U CK FAGGOT VOTED FOR FOR.
THE SHE DEVIL
SHE WHO IS HE
SATAN CLITTON

GO FUCKING DAMN IT HURRY UP CIVIL WAR I NEED TO KILL THESE NU=MALES NOOOOOOWWWWWWHEHGBWSRTWSRTREEREEREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUJN R6UYRJISRETHSFGHHSGFRSHGFSHTGFDSTRHSRTHHTSRTHSRSHTRHTSRHSTRHSTRHSTR

basically.

She told you to stop being a pedophile.
She could see it in your eyes.

I hope it changes you for the better.

>a prison bus showed up and they let the inmates in and said that polling was finished for the day
cant make this shit up

>not that new
>doesn't know the show
Kill yourself.

Yeah right, gypsy.

...

^for dems

Jesus Christ you shitter it's obviously bait.

Toradora

> not using tongue contact on her anus

They legally have to let you vote if you're in line though.

She wants to take you, right then and there. Her feminine instincts are in overdrive when staring at the essence of a pure Donald J Trump supporter.

>you can literally vote in the US even if you're not a citizen

What the fuck? How can anyone defend this?

Disagree!
Ami is best girl.

you do realize that you are not registered so it's not going to count right?

In fact you are lucky you didn't get caught and arrested and then banned from entering the US for life idiot.

So illegal democrats can vote.

As I was leaving, a bunch of black street hobos shuffled in at once, under direction of the obvious rich dem lady.

I'm in a black area of Greensboro NC. So they are def. Pulling street ppl into vote, clever strategy. On the plus side, 0 wait time.

The only problem I had was that my signature changed from the dmv signature they had on file from like 7 years ago when I got my first driver license.

All four of the ladies there was black, old as fuck, and had Southern accents. I'm from Nevada.

>Britain leaves the European Union

Democrats won't pass laws to fix it, because they benefit from it.

Gantz

Be strong, user.

Get yourself some tendies after you MAGA. You can get them yourself and everything, user, you're a man now.

>go to vote
>they take your name and address and enter you into the database as having already voted
>you would be caught immediately if you were one of the 20ish people who tried to vote again in the last decade

b.bbutt muh fraud... muh voter id...

Literally illegal. You got fucked, get back in line.

...

>got my sis to write in bernie
should have gotten her to vote for Jeb senpai

>walking home at midnight at uni
>notice mailbox
>lick envelope and seal my vote
>throw it in the box
>go home eat and wake up for another 17 hour school day

save me Trump

>you do realize that you are not registered so it's not going to count right?
You realise that as soon as your vote is in the ballot box, it's indistinguishable from other ballots and will be counted right?

>>Britain leaves the European Union

thank you what you did.

You friend from germany who understands you and values you.

Hope you get vanned you maple sucking moose fucker

Taxation means representation.

Better than me, I had to bring in my car registration as my address on license is old, was having trouble fitting it back in my coat pocket and she started looking scared like I was going to pull out a gun

>duma voting
>meet up with my dad
>both vote for communist party
>dad geniunely supports them
>I voted cuz muh communism meme
>later discuss with friends
>they voted for libtards
>butthurt because of my vote
>now they geniunely support killary
>"take of your tinfoil hat muh CNN is credible"
>place bets
>I wonder how I will be able to eat 3 shawarmas when Trump wins

mental retardation and the fact that most non-citizens vote for the party that you like so who cares about sovereignty... they're literally that dumb, voter id laws are racist lol the US is fucked

>tfw i made that image
Thank you user, I feel euphoric.

I lost my spaghetti while voting today as well
>go to vote
>enter voting facility
>walk right past I checker lady into voting booth and to my surprise there is no ballot
>Lady walks up to me nd says "you need to check in first and get a ballot"
>I walk back with her and check in and receive my ballot
>I go to booth and finish voting
>I bring my finished ballot to old lady
> she asks me "is it you first time voting"
>I say no (it is my first time though, but I didn't want them clapping for me)
>she says "are you sure"
>I say "no"
>she grabs a sticker and puts her hand out
>I thought she was gonna put the sticker on my shirt
> so I lean in and touch her hand against my chest
>she does not put sticker on my shirt
>she hands sticker to me in my hands and I start leaving
>they all start clapping as I walk out
I think I might be autistic guys, Are they supposed to place the sticker on my shirt?

:D
thx bby!

Kill yourself

>She tells me I should use eye contact
Shoulda told the nosy cow to keep her opinions to herself. Stupid bint.

It's none of her fucking business.
She doesn't deserve your piercing gaze, you reserve that for people that don't have shitty jobs sitting around and tallying the signatures of people that are far more important than her.

is the hippy left movement big in Russia? I worry the cancer will spread there too. your young watch too much shitty Western media

>go to polling station
>vote for trump
>Also yes on number 4
(legalize weed)
>go home
>tfw America will be great and I'll have all the legal weed I can buy
>freedom

>go to voting place
>vote
>go home
>shitpost on Sup Forums
Fun times.

yes they are supposed to put the sticker on your shirt. you should call the police, they are probably rigging the vote.

>jump on a bike
>ride for few hours
>get to Portugal
>swim to US
>after few hours I finally see a shore
>ask some faggot what state is this
>NC
>vote
>pass out
>wake up in hospital
>bill is 500 000 000 burgers
What do

I live in a no-ID state and got IDed. That was actually pretty interesting. Idgaf personally but I think that was illegal of the poll workers?

>murriclaps

>voting location is at a school gymnasium
>line up with my ID ready
>at the front of the line now and they ask me to remove my pants
>what
>accidentally in the penis inspection line

Your scar is fleeting. Your action is forever, and you made the right choice.
That goes for all of you, assuming you voted.

This is bullfucking shit some libs came up with.

Their argument is that it will prevent poor people from voting because ID cost $25 bucks to get

>go to vote
>they take your name and address and enter you into the database as having already voted
>you would be caught immediately if you were one of the 20ish people who tried to vote again in the last decade

>Good thing you already mailed in hundreds of ballots that were sent to your address
>Good thing you have the identities of a bunch of illegal immigrants and dead people to vote with
>Good thing the voting machines will flip half of the votes that go to your opponent over to your side

You know damn well that voter fraud and election fraud happens. It just doesn't happen very often with people literally trying to get back in line to vote with the same ID at the same polling station several times.

>>she says "are you sure"
>>I say "no"
It's alright lad, you can always come to Sup Forums and be social and comfy with us fellow autists.

This

>no voter ID
>go to vote pretending to be the other person and vote for him
>fucker gets caught when he actually tries to vote

Bible Black

I want to lick the tears off her face desu desu.

oh, user...

There is too much information in eye contact, I don't want to be inside her mind and have her retarded memes infect me, I don't know her or where that mind has been.

She wants contact between her brown eye, and your japseye

>you can always come to Sup Forums and be social and comfy with us fellow autists.
thanks, Sup Forums is the only place i feel comfortable. If it ever goes down, I don't know what I will do

I'm not sure if any party is legit green.
There are 2 factions - the government supported ones (there is "liberal-democratic", "the communist", the "Russia United" which is Putun's party and some other) and the opposition cucks that may have greens, but they would probably get 20 votes total.
Opposition wing has legit parties like "Apple" or "Parnas", but there are also meme parties like "Pensioner's party" that tries to get a slice from communist's party (almost all elderly folks vote communism cuz USSR).

There is some cancer though, feminism is slowly spreading, though not on political level yet.

>Even if you have to fake them.
If they can be faked, they aren't the mark of a well adjusted man

>liking slut

> Go to vote
> Fill in the circles
> Ready to turn in my test
> Go ask the guy up front
> Politely tells me to just give him the folder, not the ballot
> I give him the whole thing
> He shows me how to put the ballot in the scanner
> Makes sure he never touches the ballot, he tries not to look at it
> Scanner done
> "And once that's done I give you a sticker"
> He says it like he's reading a manual, it's pretty funny
> Sticker stickied
> Everyone was super nice

Such a great experience!

>are you sure
>no
Don't worry, you are autistic, but you're in the right place.

>go in wearing trump hat and pin
>apparently this isn't allowed as of couple months ago
>take them off then and hold them after asked
>voted for the don
>felt like I was going to cry
>still scared of fine
I'm going to okay since I complied immediately right? they wouldn't fine a autistic proto tranny would they?

Best girl. I experience feels™ Every time I watch this anime. Every fiber of my being wants more Of this shit.

Any recommendations?

it's SHIT

Not really the slut.

When she's talking to fagtagonist, and talks about being the only one who can understand him, and walk with him as an equal, that to me, was the moment she was defined as best.