You're on your war to vote for the God Emperor Trump when this d00d blocks your path with his sword and says

You're on your war to vote for the God Emperor Trump when this d00d blocks your path with his sword and says
>Salam aleykum, this polling place is under sharia control. Voting for Drumpf is haram you know. Vote for Hillary or else I'll chop your hands off, inshallah!
What do you do?

Ask why a Sikh is talking a load of Muslim shit.

I say "Very funny you Sikh asshole."

I am not the one of the voters you sikh

High five my Sikh brother for his excellent impression of muzzie scum.

I guess I'd have to turn 360 degrees and walk away

nice bait mr Sikh

The scenarios you dipshits create are laughable, and I say this while supporting Trump.

Go shitpost on /k/ you fag. This shit won't work here.

FUCK MECCA AND FUCK MUSLIMS

>sharia law
>supporting a woman

Better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself

Also this:

>"bhenchod!"
>draw my H&K and shoot him
USP>kirpan everytime

Laugh and go vote trump, ask him if he would like to see my sword collection afterwords.

>Get second amendment device out

*unsheathes katana*

Heh, as if sand people tin could stand up to superior Nippon steel.

*vanishes and appears behind him*

*Cuts him into a million pieces before he can blink*

Nothin' personal, kid.

Indian at the local convenience store said he would vote for trump if he could vote
LMFAO

>he doesn't know that pol considers sikhs to be based

its only a problem if he is mad about poop trolling

Every Indian I know is voting for Trump.

even me

thats not a muslim you retards he is sihk

>Sharia Law
>From a fucking SIKH
We both laugh, vote for Trump, and kill Muslims together.

oh my FUCKING GOD

you fucking faggots fall for

>muslim post
>sikh pic

every fucking time

hahahahahaha

OP is a legend

Based poo

'Haram this'

*Punch in face*
*Disarm*
*Slice neck with his own sword*

That's a Sikh user not a SandNigger. They are honored members of western society.

That's a Sikh-bro, you racist!

Apply some cure

Forgot pic

Oops wrong pic

He's bro-tier

Dude probably grew up in a part of India that has a ton of Muslims

Aren't Sikhs and Muslims mortal enemies?

...

Yes. Same with Hindus. Just assume
Muslims vs everyone else

*looks at clouds above*

"it's a good day to die, wouldn't you say"

*unsheashes katana*

"never get between a man and"

*appears behind him*
*attacks*

"his destiny"

The Sikh faith is basically founded on not taking shit from Mudslimes. They're usually bro-teir; just don't try to force them to take off their turbans.

THATS ALOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BLADE

and hindus and muslims
and buddhists and muslims
and christians and muslims
and jews and muslims

Im noticing a weird pattern tbqh

>high five him
>"good joke Sikh bro, let us vote Trump then remove kebab together!"

You'd be walking straight into his sword, retard. Nice one genious

>this sandn igger thinks hes better than the other sandniggers and is fishing for good boy p[oints
fuck off you all need a nuclear enema

...

Sikh are based warrior-saints.

this

/thread

I'm starting to like this meme desu, inshallah.

Wow how fucking summer of you

That's a sikh though

Speaking of Sikhs I fucking love this guy right here.

Everytime Cuckdeau is spouting shit about bringing in more mudslimes for no reason he's standing behind looking absolutely disgusted

answer you greasy polock

*Unsheaths Colt 1911*
*Teleports behind him*
Heh, this is a free country kid
*Unloads FREEDOM into terrorist*
Welcome to America, USA USA USA USA USA
*Loud Clapping*

> Sikh
> Shariah law

They're the #1 kebab removers, a true ally of the west.

Nice joke, mate. Come on, let's go burn down the mosque.

*ahem* that's a Sikh

Draw my own sword then insist that we touch tips before crusading together against the Muslim menace.

That's a Sikh.

But, since you asked...

Pshh you are ded kiddo. Nothing personel.

I'M SIKH
SON OF A BITCH PAKI
PAKI IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A KEBAB?
DO YOU WANT A CHAPATI?
PAKI IS PIG DISGUSTING
NAWAZ SHARIF IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN

How does this still work?

Nice one prah. Let me just vote and then we'll go for a pint.

that's a chill sikh, he probably, no DEFINITELY, hates radical muslim scum more than you do. bless up you magnificent sikh bastard.

Laugh with him and commend him on the top banter. Based Sikhbro

I'm descended from kebab removers.

I perform a reconquista on his ass and MAGA.

Alternately, I will utilize taqqiya since he can't watch me vote.

kek'd

*teleports behind him*
Nothing personal kid...

that's a nice impression, friend, now lets stack some muslims higher than trump tower

>Sikh pretending to be Muslim

I'd slap him on the back and we'd share a hearty laugh before going to vote.

It doesn't.
The sad thing is that I don't even know if your reply is itself part of the joke

everybody is racist towards muslims

and muslims and muslims
damn muslims
they ruined islam

>1 POST BY THIS FUCKING ID

how comfy is it that we got the leaked Moon .cia to keep us busy on election day/night
Kek smiles upon us

Well he's sikh so we are gucchie.
If an actual mudslime is there, well I always carry my gun so he is fucked.

Goddamnit Austria, that's a Sikh-bro.

Since I have 2nd Amendment rights I solve the problem.

>Sikhs are bro-tier

No. They're people. Some are wankers. Some are great. Most are somewhere in between.

Ask why is a Sikh talking Muslim shit?

this is genius bait

say aleykum salam and vote for hillary

Get back in your lamp bro, I'm not ready to make a wish!

underrated

DEUS VEULT

Shuffle my body slightly to the side, lock and straighten my wrist and use the power of my hips to add extra force to my punch as I thrust my fist into his stupid fucking face and break his nose and knock him the fuck out.

Then I go and vote.

you'd do fuck all you mudslime cunt.

That a Sikh you cretin

"Only a Sikh deals in absolutes" is itself an absolute...

Really made me think...

its a meme my newfriends