What will be your first reaction if Trump wins?

What will be your first reaction if Trump wins?

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WE ARE FUCKED!!!!

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I'd randomly yell while Shadilay plays on an endless loop.

"PRAISE KEK!
SHADILAY!
OUR EMPEROR IS VICTORIOUS!"

Or something like that. Praise KEK.

I'll go take a shit, smoke some dope, and strangle my cock like never before

Wake up.

>bigly

Trump is not going to win.

Nachdem Trump verloren hat, werden mich die Tränen von Sup Forums für Wochen nähren, vielleicht sogar für Monate. Ich werde dieses Imageboard heimsuchen, wie ein Wolf über Lämmer herfällt - und baden werde ich in der endlosen, ohnmächtigen Wut, die dieses Imageboard ausstößt. Mit Augen verspeisen werde ich die Themen über Selbstmorde, die zornerfüllten Beiträge, und trinken werde ich dazu ihr Gejammer. Sobald sie dann tatsächlich ihre Akte der Selbstverstümmelung, bishin zum Suizid, ins Netz stellen, werde ich wahren Rausch erfahren.

Ich glaube nicht, dass mein Penäs jemals härter sein wird, als in jedem Augenblick, in dem eine Million Sup Forumstrottel die Verzweiflung ihrer winzigen weißen Schwänzchen ergießen.

>"Phew! That was a close one."

I'd honestly feel like a huge burden has been taken of my shoulder.

>loses

mild bemused suprise.

I like your style

FUNNY ISN'T IT

>I guess Sup Forums isn't going to be shitposted into oblivion

THERE IS BEAR CUM!@!
THERE IS BEAR CUM!
THERE IS BEAR CUM!

If Trump wins i'll be very happy, and i'm French

"I KNEW IT ALL ALONG"

I'll go and shitpost on other boards immediately.

kek, I just imagine how you say, "hey thats surprising..." with a dead voice

Relief.

Glad to be on the right side of history

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This orange nigger win will be bad for my investments.
Fuck him.

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like jesse jackson when obama won in 08

kek

"GOOD MORNING."

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It is the only option

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I'll literally shit myself with joy

I'll probably cry

It will be on the level of the Cubs winning the World Series for me

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>"So this is the right side of history?"
>"Not bad..."
>"Not bad at all..."

fap immediately

Memes.

Time to turn up the speakers and listen to America fuck yeah at ear shattering volumes if he does

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Praise Kek.

Can you translate that from Nazi speak? This board speaks American, faggot.

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I can't take this anymore. This day needs to be over so I know that fucked up cunt won't be elected.

MAGA

This.

Be super happy to scroll through Twitter and see all the libshits being BTFO.

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IF

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cvbcvb ***All posts like this are designed to waste your time to stop you from voting, go vote Trump, if you already voted, go post this comment in all non-voting related threads like this one. MAGA

Tears of joy

regardless of who wins, alcohol will be involve

If Trump wins, drinks of celebration

If Hillary wins, drinks of sorrow and anger

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In essence he is saying he is gay and likes negroid cum on his asscheeks.

>if

At a party which is mostly liberal, so I might get the shit kicked out for cheering. I'd pray to Kek to help me in it, but he has enough work today.

Getting off this train.

youtu.be/5UoQ87O21Rw

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>strangle my cock like never before
This. Breaking my 1 month no-fap if he wins.

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I'm going to see a recruiter to re-enlist

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It is the will of Kek

Ireland beat the all blacks on saturday, Liverpool are bossing it in the PL and I got a neetbux back payment I wasn't expecting.

If trump wins this will officially be the best week of my life.

UP LIKE DONALD TRUMP

>if

>What will be your first reaction if Trump wins?

A sigh of relief.

A smile.

Realize that there really is hope.

[CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE AND HOLLERING]

Plan a trip to the gun range to celebrate my restored second amendment.

MY DICK WILL GET HARD AND INSTANTLY CUM IN 1 NANO SECOND

same here a chara, same here.

except the neetbux thing get off the dole you bum

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Tell every spic I see to pack their bags

Kek.

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this but both shoulders

HA HA TIME TO SIGN UP FOR THAT RIGHT WING DEATH SQUAD!

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be happy we're not going to war with russia

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i will shed tears of joy.

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Im gonna call my family and say "buy wall fuckers, the God Emperor won"

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WALL

I will shout something because I always do like a total fucking autist.

>tfw there's some hip cool guys setting off fireworks in the street behind me
>tfw I think they're having a party (election party?)
>tfw they ask why that 400lb guy is shouting S H A D I L A Y and asking just who or what the heck this "keck" thing is and why we should be praising him

>if

tears of joy