Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie

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MAKE A STICK GOD DAMN IT MODS

BRAAAAAIIIIINYYYY!!

POETRY.

>Based Brainy

I'm very sad that we didn't get a sticky for this

Fuck yeah Brainy

>kiss

Hot damn Phoebe

REMINDER THAT BRAINY IS HELGA'S FIRST KISS

So do they really think it's okay to leave a bunch of grown men and Olga alone?

>Phoebe and Gerald
I really saw that one coming since the old series.

WEW

>Curly riding Olga
fucking THOT

>didn't watch the first movie

Is Helga wearing lipstick?

>threatening kids with fucking machetes

She kissed Arnold on the movie

>you will never have a Helga sit on your crotch

PHOEBE X GERALD

>The Virgin Footballhead vs the Brainy Chad

He played us all like fiddles

NTR

>you`ll never ride Olga like a bull

why even live?

Damn helga

how the fuck did brainy get into the cell and why can't he get them out

RICED

>implying that's not what Olga wants

Occurred beforehand during the Romeo and Juliet play

>Knocks him out with a fuckin stapler

Okay yeah Helga becoming a secret agent is sounding more plausible

Mr. Steal your kiss

bruh, helga kissed arnold in the episode where they were in the romeo and juliet movie for a solid 15 seconds.

For real though, Samurai Jack got a sticky for all 10 episodes of its revival, why does Arnold get ignored?

STAPLER SAVES THE DAY

Grandpa knows best

Oh.

Realistically, the pirates would rape and kill them all.

>No mod sticky

Great movie, trash board.

Helga has already kissed Arnold at least four fucking times user.

paint in background looks like a purple penis with a blue tip pointing at a pink vagina.
symbolism

>All according to keikaku

So how long until the pig saves the day?

>It didn't suck.

WAS LETTING US GO PART OF YOUR PLAN

GAMBITS FOR DAYS

>All according to plan

How much ahead of time did this asshole plan?

>the necklace was a fake

Aw yeah, Macgyver Phoebe.

KEIKAKU

this is 1 movie, you'd expect this nostalgic event movie to get a sticky over 10 separate episodes

three or four minutes

Helga kissed Arnold in that School Play episode, The beach episode and the first movie. Where the hell have you been?

Fuckin Phoebe holy shit

This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about beepers to dispute it

Why does Bob live in the beeper store?

BEEPERS WERE A CHECKOV'S GUN

I love Olga's parents.

>and the other one

Why must ronda suffer?

Holy shit Helga's parents suck.

>the other one
>oh yeah Helga

>immediately worried about their whore daughter over the good one

All that god damn beeping, my TV nearly drowned out their voices

OH NO NOT OLGA

>They remember Helga, although after worrying about Olga first
Good enough I guess

>OLGA!
>Oh, right the other other one

Helga's parents, shitty back then and shitty forever

>OLGA
>Oh and the other one

Poor Helga

>Olga!
>and... the other one!
God Damn it.

>they live in the fucking beeper store
>their house was repossessed

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SAD

>oh right the other one

parents of the year

Loving the movie so far but why is it TV PG?

Post Tsundere Helga

>and the other one

MODSSSSS

Probably can't pay the mortgage because they only sell beepers in the fucking smartphone age

>and the other one
>helga is STILL neglected to the point of having her own parents forget her name

>oh God Olga is in trouble
>...
>...
>...
>Oh and the other one

>Olga!
>Oh.. and the other one
Holy shit. Helga's parents were neglectful but not that bad.

>and the other one

Hey, they're still going to save them

...

>the other one

When does this movie take place? Are smart phones just getting introduced? Or does it take place in 2017 and Bob sold beepers until fucking now

Miriam's still an alcoholic.

>Where the hell have you been?
Probably watching Cartoon Network.

I dunno they were basically like that whenever Olga was in the picture at the same time

Oh shit, I just noticed that, damn.

Just wait, you'll see.

What did Bartlett mean by this?

>and the other one

Helga deserves so much better. Christ...

Ah, Teen Titans Go probably melted their brain then.

they were literally in suspended animation

This movie is pretty great, shame what's about to happen after the commercial break.

Plus, 2 separate threads because HA! doesn't deserve a sticky I guess

it's taking place technically a year later from the last episode of the fixed timeline, so in "theory" it's about 1999. However in truth it's an abstract meta time passage that references modern technology

It's like how time passes in the simpsons. The world gets older but the characters dont age

I want to see Helga and Rhonda squishing their budding chests together.

Bob also sold cell phones. Surely, he'd carry smartphones.

>and the other one
The only thing I'm legitimately mad about in this movie so far.

It's damn near fucking polarizing how Helga can look beautiful sometimes.
>fifteen second kiss
I want to be Arnold in that scene.

>tiny christmas
>i gotta epic idea!
wow, Nickelodeon has absolutely nothing going for it except this arnold movie

Well they clearly aged a little

Also HOW THE FUCK DID ABNER GET BACK

>shame what's about to happen after the commercial break.
What? I already watched it btw.

Of course it has, Bob's running a fucking beeper store.

I'll tell you right now judging by technology used later on, it's not in 1999. Sorry for the minor spoiler. It's cartoon impossible time.