How is it that the gay parody looks more interesting then the real movie?

How is it that the gay parody looks more interesting then the real movie?

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This looks very straight.

It doesn't, you're just trying too hard to be funny or fit in.

Quicksilver's porn outfit also did not look better than either the FOX or MCU one

In the parody, only the characters would be fucked. The real movie fucked the characters and the audience.

One thing I will say is that those costumes look a lot better than the ones in Axel Buran's parody. Also what the hell does wonder woman do if that's a gay parody?

GL WAS NOT IN THE MOVIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude looks like a lady.

Because OP is a faggot

Actually there was, just not Hal specifically

>Not "Justice Lube"

>Batman
>Tacticool armor and goatee

DROPPED

>How is it that the gay parody looks more interesting then the real movie?

Simple: The porn parody studios are not beholden to WB or DC, so they can write whatever story they want. If the costumes look good and the acting is okay, the non-porn parts can pass for a fan film - and realistically, even a low-budget fan film has a good chance of being better than the DCEU these days.

>Also what the hell does wonder woman do if that's a gay parody?

Throws pop culture and BDSM references around while being played by Manila Luzon.

>How is it that the gay parody looks more interesting then the real movie?

Because you like dicks.

Why do gays like DC so much?

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>Johnny Rapid is the Flash again
No

Hey OP, i want you to go into detail about just what looked so "interesting" about that. Yeah i am putting you on the spot.

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Wonder Woman is better

Nah, mostly the costumes look better and they didn't just throw in cyborg to have a black character. But yes, dicks are neat too

More excited for Wonder Woman tranny parody.

It seems pretty obvious to me.

this

What's going on with Flash's mask?

Creative parody names have been dead since 2003

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This may be the single greatest act of projection I've ever seen.

Can't be worse then this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Pussy

Neither was all the ass fucking

That was in the Snyder cut.

How did they decide that was what GL's costume looked like?

>Do you bleed?

I kinda dig it.

I disagree. I was pretty butthurt when I walked out of the theater.

>Embracing beard Superman
>Flash is based on the superior TV version
>No blacks/Cyborg
>Rupaul's drag race cast member as Wonder Woman
>Wonder Woman dropping Fifty Shades references
>Including a Green Lantern on the team

>Why do gays like DC so much?

Buff men in tight clothes. What's not to like?

>>No blacks/Cyborg
Man you racismfags are pretty pathetic. You'd watch Batman take it in the ass so long as no Black dude is present. Imagine being that insecure.

>Wonder Woman dropping Fifty Shades references

That was such a forced and unfunny attempt at humor, even I could have written a better line.

"What is this, a gay rodeo?"

Goddamn Frenchmen getting to see all the buttplay.

criminally underrated post

Self-insertfags are like that, muh immersion

>gay porn movie
>featuring woman

It's a man, baby

DEEP DARK FANTASY

It's a drag queen youtube.com/watch?v=TnFcUo6m2Rw

Why isn't there a lesbian Amazon orgy parody with Wonder Woman?

Because god hates us

Probably because it has Green Lantern.

lol faggots trying to do the parody thing

they should stick to the gay 4 pay and turning straight men gay fetish that they love so much

>Manila Luzon.

There are chicks with dicks

Only men with boobs

You seem to know the gay porn industry pretty well

The only reason those bisexual men who are gay 4 pay actors pretend to be full-on straight is because of those fetishes self-hating gays have for masc str8 bros

Not very well, but you pick up stuff when you work in the regular straight porn industry, I used to work for a well known Adult Talent Agency we had mainly female porn actresses on our books and a few straight male actors

They didn't shoop Superman's moustache out, kek

Also how can it be gay with a chick in the middle

ummm...she does have a lesbian scene with batwoman in the straight parody of justice league

>gay men are turned off by black dudes so much they took the black guy out
>didn't even replace him with the black green lantern
lmao
reminds me of when that porn studio had their first nonwhite porn star and a big deal was made about him

Why do you faggots all insist on saying "parody", when it's just porno-industry parlance for infringement. Way to drink the kool-aid(s) of some butt-fucking profiteers.

>porn ... so they can write whatever story

porn doesn't have a story. this doesn't even have attractive enough models, much less 'actors' who could have handled a 'plot'

Excellent. Now give Harley a dick. Suits her better than Wonder Woman.

>avengers movie being made
>Anthony Mackie gets cast as Falcon
>says he wants the classic red costume with feather wings, and a falcon animal sidekick
>studio says no and gives him high tech ironman wing suit

>porn parody Falcon gets the classic costume instead

...

...

...

...

I mean the real movie was extremely boring. This looks like a worse movie but I'm sure it's at least more entertaining.

Porn is gonna save capeshit from itself, somehow.

But it's got Wonder Woman on it, what is she supposed to do while the rest of them fuck?

Watch?

>But it's got Wonder Woman on it, what is she supposed to do while the rest of them fuck?

Based on the trailer it looks like she watches Aquaman and Green Lantern get it on.

>"she"

>This movie will recoup its budget and marketing inside a month without China

better then the original. one day someone is going to have to explain to me why porn is able to do a noble defender king with Aquaman, and WB makes him some sort muscle chad crossed with a pirate.

> Looks more like Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot

I liked the costumes in the X-Men parody. The black leather actually fits for the parody.

>Using the CW Flash costume

Who gay here?

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quit being a faggot op it helps

I'm not, but the other day I was drunk and feeling lonely, so I installed grindr. I was this close to going to some asian's house to fuck. I masturbated to the pictures he had sent me, and the wave of shame I felt afterwards made me regret everything.

Even though nothing happened, the memory of it still makes me feel like shit.

Du du du du du boy next door

>bearded superman

>shame
gotta learn not to judge yourself. you like what you like and theres nothing wrong with that. its very hard, but you can learn to stop hating yourself for your own private thoughts

The thing is, I don't know if it was just the concept of having sex what had me going or if it was something else. I've dated women before, I know I like it, it's just been a few years since I had sex for the first time at age 22. And I don't know if switching over can be a one time thing only.

>GL was not in the actual movie
>Both the gay and straight porn parodies add him in
WB was obviously in the wrong here

Do Flash and GL fuck?

These costumes actually looked like shit in the films. These are just promo bullshots

when i was in my teens and i first started looking at traps or gfur or something like that, i guess straight looking gay porn, i kind of didnt want to admit i liked it. but as time went on, i stopped caring. i like women too, but i also like dicks. i dont judge myself. i dont hate myself. i like what i like. now, im not saying that going out for cock is easy. in private im okay, but thinking about people finding out how much of a deviant i am is pretty terrifying, even though i wouldnt be judged. so i get if you are scared of going through with it, but in private at least learn to be okay with what turns you on. that chink fuck turned you on? great, keep jerking off to his pictures, look for more stuff online, download videos. whatever you like, dont be ashamed to like it. and everyone here is gonna call you a faggot no matter what, so dont worry about slapping labels on stuff. your gf tongues your ass and it makes you gay according to the niggers here. so dont worry about that

>when i was in my teens and i first started looking at traps or gfur or something like that, i guess straight looking gay porn, i kind of didnt want to admit i liked it. but as time went on, i stopped caring. i like women too, but i also like dicks. i dont judge myself. i dont hate myself. i like what i like. now, im not saying that going out for cock is easy. in private im okay, but thinking about people finding out how much of a deviant i am is pretty terrifying, even though i wouldnt be judged. so i get if you are scared of going through with it, but in private at least learn to be okay with what turns you on. that chink fuck turned you on? great, keep jerking off to his pictures, look for more stuff online, download videos. whatever you like, dont be ashamed to like it. and everyone here is gonna call you a faggot no matter what, so dont worry about slapping labels on stuff. your gf tongues your ass and it makes you gay according to the niggers here. so dont worry about that

Fuck yes, I thought that was Manila. Manila wouldn't make porn though... so I'm guessing pure parody?

I mean at least this team has Green Lantern

>thinking about people finding out how much of a deviant i am is pretty terrifying
Yeah, that's my problem. I keep a tight ship, though, I don't think anything I fap to can come back to haunt me.

And thanks, by the way, I'll try to be as much of a degenerate as possible in private.

Oh sweet summer child

better looking flash at least

you gay

>"Real cool, guys! Real cool! Enjoy sucking each other's dicks!"
This would be great for a circlejerk reaction gif. (Pretty please?)

>Chanel santini
All of my nut

Do you cum? You will.....

WEW

fucking degenerates

When the fuck did Roy from the IT Crowd start doing gay porn? Superman looks almost just like him

>Sup Forums prefers trannies to women
>Sup Forums admits to thinking tranny porn is better than a movie they don't like

kek, you faggots are just proving every other board making fun of you right. pathetic and mentally challenged, nothing new though

Literally looks like Gal Gadot with a more feminine body

>X-Men: A Porn Parody
>not XXX-Men

You had one fucking job! When did open parody names get so lazy.