Judging from their track record dude, it would probably be totally radical or really bad.
Tyler Harris
Would you a green midget android?
Charles Jones
Smoking?
Jaxon Rivera
>android Not saying she is a cyborg. You are reported for this! youtu.be/5SsffHO2cnU
Brandon Mitchell
How can she be a cyborg? She doesn't even have organic parts.
Jayden Carter
Limb enhancers.
Asher Hernandez
Down with JEW-ey! Down with JEW-ey! Down with JEW-ey! Down with JEW-ey!
William Jones
Can Peridot remove her leotard?
Like when Garnet was fighting Jasper, her sleeves/gloves got tattered and she seemed to have "skin" underneath it, so for Era 1 gems at least, clothes seem to be generated on a different level than the body.
Adam Jenkins
Smoking real bad for you so don't do it you prick.
Caleb Ward
Let's talk about Kiki's sex appeal.
Austin Davis
>Can Peridot remove her leotard? For porn she can.
Charles Cook
I think its canon that gems are naked and their "clothing" is simply part of their body. Peridot seams confused by the idea of removing her clothing.
Nathaniel Williams
But there still aren't any proper organs in place, there's no tissue to connect cybernetics to.
Daniel Myers
How did she manage to win the election? Her whole platform hinged on blaming the towns problems on Dewey but in the end she threw that out the window and said that it's everyone's responsibility while not actually saying what she would do while in office or how the people would benefit in the change of leadership. She had no platform or offerings of any kind so why would anyone even vote for her even if Dewey gave up a debate? And how is giving up the debate even comparable to saving everyone by sacrificing yourself?
Play a little kiss and tell with poison pills Bitten in the valley of thirst, the body kills I got an ocean pearl I see an open world O...cean pearl! You just have to whisper, promising the moon And if she dares to dream, make it true I got an ocean pearl I see an open world O...cean pearl! It's what I wanted 'cause I'm only gonna do this once Gonna wash me in your water Put the "vive" back in "la difference" yeah I got an ocean pearl And I'd die without my O....cean pearl! I got an ocean pearl I got an ocean pearl I got an ocean pearl I got an ocean pearl I got an ocean pearl
Jace Rodriguez
dewey gave up on his fight and steven gave up on his
Samuel Collins
How kewl is Perry?
Lincoln Gonzalez
She's cooler than being kewl.
Oliver Allen
Not very dude, but the green helps her out.
Ian Bell
Whoever started the taped sunglasses , I love and makes me giggle
Luis Morris
Why does MC Bear Bear lie?
Aiden Morris
Wasn't it just that her clours were getting messed up because she was concentrating on leading Jasper to the engine room and was taking a lot of hits because of it?
Luis Baker
Uprooted sounds like a good band name desu
David Howard
Fuck Connie.
Gavin King
Because he was a little tired and thought that the woman with no points or policies at all beyond hating Dewey, which she gave up on, would ever win. Steven and Connie on the other hand had no chance and only one option that could stop what was happening.
Nicholas Green
I love me some hot pizza
Noah Bailey
That's what he just said, learn to read.
Tyler Taylor
colours. Jesus...
Logan Ramirez
oh yes~
Henry Collins
Don't usually by into fan theories (especially from episodes as nothing as Future Boy Zoltron), but remember this line: > "You said you were always trying to make him happy. Did he even know that he was making you sad?"
Replace Smiley with Peridot and Frowney with Lapis and it still makes sense. Not in a shipping way either.
William Gonzalez
Bears look great.
Ian Peterson
No, he was implying that gem appearance modifyers exist on a seprate layer of a gems form. I was suggesting that repeated damage forces gems to divert energy away from keeping their photons in place. I think gems are pretty much one solid mass.
Jaxon Long
since peridot calls her clothes appearance modifiers i assume she can actually take them off, they're just normally bonded to her body in form of extra light shit
Noah Anderson
...
Chase King
I'd fuck this bear.
Cameron Turner
Perry the Perverted Peridot.
Caleb Sanchez
Nope, they're physical clothes.clothes.
Thomas Nguyen
but that's a fictional representation of Garnet based on Steven's fantasy story.
Eli Smith
I want to turn that bear into a sex slave
Austin Reed
I don't mind one bit but what's with the Scribbles posting?
Sebastian Phillips
Every single human in SU reasons and thinks in ways that are alien to IRL humans.
The plotline made no sense. The pseudo writers are to stupid to give her a platform or even a coherent debate and/or position. She was written to win and Dewey simply resigned for no reason because the writers will make the world itself bend over backwards and suck its own dick.
Dewey was written unreasonably points a real politician might make in his position:
>I have evacuated the town in a emergency, I kept it stable and functional. >She participated in restaurants wars. >And now she is calling me decisive? >Where was her called for moderation while her family was involved in this travesty? >You want a person like this to be mayor?
My dear child, I'm a mayor. >While the loss of one of our citizens is regrettable >I'm sure that the police department is already investigating this tragedy >I suggest you contact them in this matter. >I have full faith in our police departments ability to solve this crisis
(I seriously did hear these lines in SW:CW Palatines voice while writing them) She has nothing on Dewey. Shit writing is shit.
Joshua Baker
>+horns great for grabbing >+fangs >+tummy >-footjob Still Want
Andrew Carter
>-footjob what are you, a coward?
Michael Hall
How flexible are her toes? Honestly seeing her spread/curls her toes while pounding is more of my fetish than fj
Lincoln King
Is there a pearl? Scribble pls
Gabriel Jackson
Beach City... has police???
Wyatt Young
>star wars shit >that grammar >larse Fuck off Spike you dumb cunt.
Jeremiah Mitchell
...
Jaxson Sanders
>appearance modifiers I take it she can reshape herself after reforming to make them look different no one has ever taken of gem clothing.
Jace Murphy
>that grammar Show 1 mistake I made. 1 grammatical mistake.
Jordan Sanders
In show? I think not. Should it have if the show was something else then ZERO dimensional paper cutouts? Yes. However there is no depth to the lives of any SU-human or how they even function. I tried to write a response a normal IRL politician might give. Because the only thing Dewey did wrong was apparently not knowing every citizen of his township.
And then the writers made him escalate this by making a idiotic line about >we get a new doughnut boy
With the exception of this, no one can get shit on Dewey. She is far more responsible with restaurant wars.
Josiah Stewart
How about every one you made?
>The pseudo writers are to stupid >Dewey was written unreasonably (should be a comma here) points a real politician might make in his position >restaurants wars >Where was her called for moderation
If you count Last One out of Beach City as canon, it does.
Samuel Baker
Oh, was just in the middle of listing what you already listed. Also notable typo: >The pseudo writers are to stupid to give her a platform "too"
Jacob Jones
that's not in beach city though
Wyatt Diaz
Spike continues to be, and will never stop being wrong.
Of course you were. You obviously aren't just trying to save face so nobody that wasn't in /trash/ during the hiatus will find out what an annoying slime you are, that'd be silly. Fuck you prick.
Leo Phillips
> tfw your town hasn't purchased McPolice(tm) subscription, so nobody is investigating human abductions
Jose Williams
>You obviously aren't just trying to save face Woah, woah, chill nigga, I'm not that guy, I'm just a random user who likes nitpicking shitty grammar.
In the mean while can you actually address the points raised instead of LARPing a grammer Nazi? You really start to look like a parody of yourself.
>herp derp he say things me not like >herp derp me not like >herp derp me say he spike! >herp derp me find pedantic grammar mistakes.
>being wrong So you think the writing is brilliant and everything made sense in the episode? Can you substantiate this?
Owen Richardson
>McPolice(tm) not McPolice®™ You are going to hang for this.
John Nelson
ITT everyone is spike
Easton Carter
> The registered trademark symbol (®) is a symbol that provides notice that the preceding word or symbol is a trademark or service mark that has been registered with a national trademark office > with a national trademark office > national Nice try.
Brayden Hill
I know your Spike because you're the only tard that writes Larse, now go back to /trash/ or a garbage can.
Gabriel Sanchez
No, is not. They are always wearing clothes and they can take it off.
Jaxon Hill
t.
Sebastian Gray
In the mean while can you actually address the points raised?
Levi Torres
>you will never slap connie stupid for being such a bitch
Cameron Butler
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I don't have a problem with your points, I just hate you and your insistence on bringing up Star Wars as a pinnacle of writing whenever you post about this topic. I also think you're a permanent bitch for your shit art that you make no effort to improve on because you know you have no talent or intentions to gain some as you only shitpost. Now fuck off back to a gas chamber you cumguzzler fuckpipe.
David Thompson
>Peridrill okay, I'm intrigued, I like drilling games
Isaiah Butler
Star Wars fans are generally = I CLAPPED CUZ THE DEATH STAR ATST ATST ATST
I enjoy orange butt cheeks..../r/ of Jasper Ashoka now
Daniel Gutierrez
But they aren't. They're a part of the gem's body, like their hair.
Charles Baker
Connie's not a stupid bitch she's just written that way
Hunter Morales
>Jasper Ashoka Hmmmm Do you know any other orange-skinned characters with patterns/stripes/symbols on their body/face? Because this could be a good tri-fusion thing.
Nolan Wright
Is that just Robot Unicorn Attack?
Zachary Phillips
Zombie magic lion attact
Thomas King
>tfw the provincial and local cops can't cooperate so your town's basically the setting of Fargo.
Alexander Reed
In a world of ugly gems there is no one like this beautiful queen.
Jayden Flores
Orange alien? Starfire comes to mind.
Ryan Morgan
You have a point there.
John Hall
It would be cool to have somebody with body skin patterns though, for a cooler fusion
Chase Thompson
Tiger girl from marvel?
Alexander Thompson
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eli Ramirez
> ROCKET
Nolan Richardson
>I don't have a problem with your points, Oh ok. >I just hate you "I only hate you personally" the post. May I ask why? > on bringing up Star Wars as a pinnacle of writing whenever you post about this topic Is not that Star Wars is a pinnacle of writing. The problem is that SU has one of the worst writing in all of history arguably the worst. You can bring up anything and it looks brilliant VS SU.
So do you have a personal hate SW or something?
>shit art not ITT >spike Oh I see its a variation on If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him If accounts did not exist, it would be necessary to create them
Look how bad this user needs to know who is behind this post. Spike obsession I say, everyone is spike. Daily reminder that: >to judge each post on its own merits is bullshit to you. Welcome to the Mongolian finger painting forum where everyone is named Anonymous
Jeremiah Moore
No you're named Spike because I know your faggot posting style from /trash/. It's you, I know it's you, anyone from /trash/ could know it's you, now fuck off you cunt.
Connor Scott
>Has a very distinct writing style >"Oh, but I'm completely anonymous guys xD"
Nicholas Phillips
A relaxing bump..
Carter Nelson
kys spike
Chase Morales
>If accounts did not exist, it would be necessary to create them.
