Pick your villain. He is in the power of Stardust now. What happens?
Pick your villain. He is in the power of Stardust now. What happens?
The un stopable Meme vs the un movable marysue.
In retaliation to the evil deeds he has done to the poor catgirl, he's struck with a EARWORM RAY that makes him hear increasingly loud sounds that will get two times louder by the second no matter what physical limits his ear nerves may have into his brain, becoming enmaddening as time goes. Out of mercy, Stardust will let him in a superficial coma which will last only until he dies of aging.
>With his TRANSFORMING-RAY Stardust shapes Black Hat into a literal Black Hat and with his LIFE RAY he creates Red Hat, a communist who looks the same as Black Hat. Red Hat will always wear Black Hat, who has to witness the free distrubution of his possession to the masses, while Red Hat will lead earth to a communist utopia.
How will he be a Red Hat if his hat is black though?
>With his MINDHOLOLD-Ray Stardust traps Manta's mind inside Mera's. manta will feel everything what she will feel. Stardust grants Aquaman,Mera and their children eternal life and Mera great fertility.
Bump
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>Stardust takes him to a planet full of gypsies, and with his IMPOTENCE-RAY makes him unable to have sex with the females there.
Implying Stardust would support filthy fifth columnist enemies of freedom
Stardust is more interested in the suffering of his enemies than helping the world, any action he does, that benefits the earth is only by accident.
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how could it possibly be worse ?
Did Xavier doth evil?
Black hat is already a shapeshifter, thou.
transforming him into something wouldn't really be a punishment.
Maybe freezing him.
Also god literally lives there, and he shits on frollo every chance he gets.
>xavier
>villain
if he's a villain then don quixote is too
With his REVERSE-DREAMING RAY, Stardust transforms Freddy into a quadriplegic midget squirrel. Krueger is now stuck in his own eternal dream, where his former victims are now given their own dream powers and an eternity to torture and kill him endlessly.
That sounds like some /d/-tier mind break shit. And also arousing.
What about Jason?
>unleahing his horrifying OEDIPUS RAY, Stardust traps the villainous murderer in his own mind, a subject forever tormented by the wretched evil within! Also he leaves him on Mars!
What's Stardust definition of evil, anyway?
Reminder that Mike was right
Racketeering and espionage.
Stardust decides to find a punishment suitable for you.
What's your personal hell, anons?
An eternity on Sup Forums with no other life.
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Dementia
Could be worse.
I'm pretty sure Black Hat would get a kick out of the endless purges, famines, and general misery that would result from a Communist world order.
He'd be the titular hat of a Glorious Communist Leader, he'd be privy to all manner of debauchery and hedonism while billions starve and are brutalized en masse. His tiny inner circle would monopolize all of the world's wealth and resources while the rest of the planet's population are rendered chattel and peons.
Honestly, it'd be the best thing that ever happened to him.
Placing me in a magical anti-gym, where every second spent poisons me with more phytoestrogen than ten Starbucks soy lattes. To combat this, I must work out all day, every day, only to break even.
Endless routines, endless reps, but no gains. Every day I would live with the knowledge that if I skip leg even once, my moobs would begin to lactate
>With his FRIENDSHIP RAY, Stardust makes it so that Aku is trapped inside a body which always tries to be friends with Jack, and said body will last for all of eternity, making him unable to ever do any evil
Stardust will change human nature so that it will work and everyone will be happy so that Black Hat will suffer.
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>With his POST-SEASON ray, Stardust inflicts a curse upon Squidward so that he will forever be chased down by an infinite amount of Spongebob clones, all with the single goal of tormenting Squidward by any means necessary
But didn't Aku enjoy being Jack's friend in those episodes where he pretends to be someone else?
Here's the thing though, he can't ever break Jack's spirit by destroying a time portal or whatever Jack's after, so he's stuck inside a body that's in love with Jack, with no way to control it.
Could be Sup Forums
Stardust is very merciful indeed.
Stardust will probably also clean the ocean to torment Manta even more.
I mean, he'd still be able to have sex, he just wouldn't be able to get anyone pregnant. Now an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION RAY, that's the spice
>implying manta doesn't do it all because he wants the aquacock.
Immortality aside that's a pretty good ending for him.
can someone storytime stardust?
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