/comfy/ election thread

Let's MAGA, guys.

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politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president
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youtube.com/watch?v=aF-FkqkKFEU
youtube.com/watch?v=A0JhWrB9Ou4
youtube.com/watch?v=PwcS5e0OYQM
youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E&t=2040s
youtube.com/watch?v=T33j-7Qr_hk
youtube.com/watch?v=aH-qETCiD-M
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

WHAT DO WE DO BOYS?

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IT BEGINS

>More Haitians and Cubans voting for Trump
>WHAT DO WE DO BOYS?
You MAGA

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Why do people think that every latino vote is a Hillary vote?

don't worry

awwwwwwyeaaaaaaaaa

Nachdem Trump verloren hat, werden mich die Tränen von Sup Forums für Wochen nähren, vielleicht sogar für Monate. Ich werde dieses Imageboard heimsuchen, wie ein Wolf über Lämmer herfällt - und baden werde ich in der endlosen, ohnmächtigen Wut, die dieses Imageboard ausstößt. Mit Augen verspeisen werde ich die Themen über Selbstmorde, die zornerfüllten Beiträge, und trinken werde ich dazu ihr Gejammer. Sobald sie dann tatsächlich ihre Akte der Selbstverstümmelung, bishin zum Suizid, ins Netz stellen, werde ich wahren Rausch erleben.

Ich glaube nicht, dass mein Peniis jemals härter sein wird, als in jedem Augenblick, in dem eine Million Sup Forumstrottel die Verzweiflung ihrer winzigen weißen Schwänzchen ergießen.

MAGA

LANDSLIDE.

The sticky is a mess, is going way to fast

AHIIE

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What time Ireland will the results be out?

as a bong i usually take the piss, but tonight, this historic night, i wish every single one of the burgerbros can make america great again. the world is with you (apart from cucked scandinavia but fuck those queers). godspeed in taking your country back you magnificent bastards.

Eh, about 5,6 am I guess. I'm pulling an all nighter.

it's going to be a long night. put on the coffee.

I don't Mexico know.
You can watch it live tho
politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president

Around 4pm

>CNN have Florida leaning blue

Top kek, these shills.

Retirees and Cuban bros have Florida covered.

>Kentucky

Literally who

In the morning at 5am when you milk the goats

/comfy/ on my plane

theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Praise the most high

i have a dinner to attend but am too anxious. feel like throwing up or dancing. what do?

>tfw witnessing human history with my comfy bros

What will Trump appoint Good Guy Carson to?

I hope something awesome like surgeon general

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING POL?
WHAT IS YOUR THREAD THEME?
RESPOND

My body is ready

>tfw you got the gold hat just for election night

youtube.com/watch?v=aF-FkqkKFEU

Dedicated to our God emperor.

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How does this work? How are they already getting results for NH and KT if the polls are still open? Is this based on exit polls? What about the people who voted earlier in the day? Why isn't NH moving from 32/25?

*tips*
>captcha: stormerberg

holy fucking shit I've never been this tense and scared in my life, I can't sleep and I have early class tomorrow
I will pray for Trump

>day off from work
>have a 6 pack of beer
>dogs keeping my feet warm
>girlfriend is in the kitchen, cooking
>CNN on TV, Sup Forums on my laptop

im in maximum comfy mode

Will it still be comfy after you realise that Trump got anally gang raped and creampied by Clinton while you sat in the corner literally crying and jerking off?

Because that's what this board is doing right now.

Fuck class, this is shitposting history m8, it will be in the meme textbooks

youtube.com/watch?v=A0JhWrB9Ou4

/nbbmn/ ww@

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iktf, algeria. butterflies.

Let's hope it will all be worth it in the end, mi amigo

Why don't you contact hillary over E-mail about it?

FUCK, I KNEW MY TACONFYNESS MODE WAS LACKING SOMETHING
Brb, going for beer and lemon, don't kill yourselves Sup Forums, keep bumping th thread, the sticky one is a mess.

/comfy/ af faмalaм

>reality finally sets in for a Trump-Cuck

not afterwards, no. it never feels good afterward. shame, despair, dread, etc.
I WILL CUT YOU!

>OP(ENCE) DELIVERS

looking good MAGA

>dat landslide in kt
OH BABY

I love the little people

What site?

INKY YES

Hoosier here. I've never been more proud of my state in my entire life.

Shillary got BTFO

update

YES

KY GELL state is red. Indian state is red. NHS state is red

youtube.com/watch?v=PwcS5e0OYQM

We can do this. I want the salt mines on butthurt Saudi Arabia levels of production.

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theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

here ya go lad

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Guys, when do polls on Florida close?

The Guardian

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forgot pic

We speak American in this board, chink

Comfy

Than you britbong, kek is with all of us this day

7pm i believe

youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E&t=2040s

i only have one question,

it's happening?

Your flag says burger but your picture says Stralya

What's up with that m8?

>be me
>live in CA
>vote Trump
>feels good, man

Verb before pronoun when you ask questions, Guido.

post your war room

Thank*

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

What did they mean by this?

Fellow Californian here. Feels pointless desu but I voted anyway

No, Sup Forums is reaching levels of delusion never seen before, its kinda sad. Luckily it's gonna be over quickly because Trump is going to lose in Florida.

What is the best website for results? Is that website that we all used during the primaries still up? The one with the cartoon candidates

Burger Bro's get out of Chicago. The uneducated Niggers and Spics are gonna burn it down when Trump wins.

>Kentucky is 85.8% white
>Few adults have high school degree

They're just letting their liberal guardian viewers prepare for it to go 80% red

>when Trump wins

kek, Chicago is safe then.

MAAGAA

Got beer, post your stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=T33j-7Qr_hk (stream español)

/r/equesting war room / comfy battlestation thread

Thanks for correcting the record. In 25 minutes your lying mouth will be shut for good and your shilling campaign will be eternally btfo ctr

>dumb white people vote for Trump

colour me surprised

Probably the most popular election live shows.

>one nu-male
>two feminists

One of the females wear a Bernie shirt and the other wear one saying "The future is female".

kill me now

how long til florida results

>tfw will never have a girl like this

youtube.com/watch?v=aH-qETCiD-M

And the two females are the band of the evening which I guess will play a bunch of songs throughout the night.

All the hosts talk about is how vile Trump is

Can the fucking Anthony cumia live show start??? fuuuck

sure, whatever floats your boat my delusional friend

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I didn't realize covering up muslim rape was high society in the UK.

Stick your diploma up your arse you uppity cocky Brit.

You've done your part, centipede.
Doubt it. People have been getting busted there for attempting voter fraud. They wouldn't be doing that if they didn't think they NEEDED to do it. That state's going red.

literally everything this black guy has said tonight is DAS RASIST!!!