Name a better ship

Name a better ship

Carol and Jess!

OP and a shotgun mouthwash.

What happens if she takes off the dress? Is she all skeleton? Will those giant funbags turn to air once she flashes them or does she have some of skull-like appendages on her chest?

Death and Deadpool is a shitty ship since she got bored of him already.

Marvel Death ain't loyal.

>death dating
From Thanos comics I always feelt like hisguest was doomed to failure because Death is not female or even like a human being so it could not feel love because it was not part of "her" nature

Also why the fuck Thanos didn't kidnapped deadpool kicked his ass and send him to a blackhole,hell another dimension or something? Death made him kill his lovers and kids to be with her, it would be logical that he did the same to her.

I would be cute if they didn't look like kids with boobs

why didn't thanos just an hero?

The Joker and Reptar

Death can make herself look human if she desires.
The skull hands and head are to to emphasis that she's death.

Dipper and Pacifica
Beast Boy and Raven
Jaune and Pyrrha
Asuka and Shinji
Young Cyclops and X-23
Tim and Stephanie
Kid Flash and Jinx
Hiccup and Astrid
Norman and Agatha
Mike and Eleven
Ryuji and Ann
Tae and Iwai
Percy and Annabeth
Batman and Catwoman and a Cheaper By the Dozen situation with the whole Batfamily

This
I've been wondering the same since I got to know about the story, I haven't read it at all but I heard it was something about "dishonor" for committing suicide or something

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I wish for a graphic novel, lewds and 3 pornos of this.

So is it just me or is Thanos being cucked by Deadpool?

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Yep, I remember something about he making Deadpool (completely) inmortal so he could never be with her

Would she and Taskmaster even team up? I feel that taskmaster is too professional or blue Collar to team up or have relations with his boss.

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This is the correct answer.
Man, they look cute in that art style.

The leaf beret was fucking genius.

>Beast Boy and Raven

>Asuka and Shinji

Wew lad nice bait

Thanos is gonna be piiiiiissed

You know, that just sounds like something straight out of a Greek myth.

>And low, did Thanos' jealousy of the mortal's relationship with Death grow to such an intensity that he performed the foulest of vengeances. He gave unto his mortal rival that which many a mortal had longed for: eternal life itself. But alas this was no courtesy, but instead the greatest of cruelties. For Thanos bestowed this boon upon the one mortal for whom life held not which he desired and forever kept these two lovers apart for eternity, only ever being with one another for but the briefest of moments for when the mortal would experience that which would fatally end any other man's life.

Monsters in love. Nothing is more pure.

Best ship.

He's a handsome man

She's a pretty lady

Time to bang

Desu

RIP Mayday

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Because Thanos is a coward scared of rejection. While alive he can keep sending gifts and attempts at courting to Death, potentially forever. If he kills himself he exposes himself and takes one chance, and failure means he’s done forever.
Ironically Death would probably appreciate the gesture of suicide more than genocide, but that just adds to Thanos’ doomed love.

Say what you will, but you shall not quell the romance that beats within mine own heart.

USS Iowa

He's too good for her.

This is best ship

Because Death wanted Deadpool to die so he could become her boytoy. Thanos cursed deadpool to keep them apart.

Killing himself would mean he'd become the slave of Death, which he wouldn't tolerate. When he had the Infinity Gauntlet, it was suggested to him several times that he could force her to fall in love with him like a simpering puppy, but he refused to do it because he wanted him and Death to be equals while she has always wanted him to be the submissive. The reason she prefers Wade is because he has no problem taking it in the as, metaphorically and literally.

Thanos isn't a coward, Thanos just doesn't want to be anyone's slave.

After Death tried her damnedest to kill him, stealing all his powers then siccing a psychopath phoenix god on him, saying it was for his own good, he finally realized that she could never give him the love he was looking for because she'd never see him as anything more than a pawn, so he's now moved on.

I'm all for amazonian pysique but too mannish in the face

Goddammit, I ship this now.

>Deadpool had a hard life. He needs some time to rest...

>draw a man with long hair
>Call him Artemis

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Felicia and Peter.

thanos is a cuck

I stopped reading modern crap. What am I looking at now?

This is the not Starlin Thanos who is off living happily ever after but nu-Thanos right? What is going on in this scene.

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Fantomex and psylocke

Death tried to kill Thanos, failed, then claimed she was trying to rebuild him back to his former glory.

The current Thanos ongoing is actually pretty great.

I prefer Starlin's Than-fiction stories to actual canon Marvel Thanos from the past few years. Starlin's version has actual maturation and character growth, while the "real" Thanos seems stuck in the same ruts again and again for years on end.

Truest answer

Death and Ben

Phantom breasts though

Harley and Ivy

This.

>Thanos isn't a coward, Thanos just doesn't want to be anyone's slave.
Love means giving up control.

This

>Killer Moth has come to find out that Batgirl can be just as scary as Batman.
>there seems to be no place he could run to in Gotham without her knowing
>it's actually preety eerie
>and each encounter with Batgirl has gotten more...intense than the last, where Batgirl usually ends up straddling him and breathing heavily before putting Batcuffs on him.

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To a degree

But as a great man one said

You cant love some one who kisses your ass

yeah, very tragic

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You posted half of it.
Death x thanos
Just let him be happy.

That's dumb as shit but I love it.

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>You cant love some one who kisses your ass
I'm okay with this as long as you're being metaphorical.

Goddamn, That is one of the stupidest things to happen on the run.

Really? You can't find any god that ben can stick his dick in?

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Thanos is a mass murdering monster. He doesn't deserve to be happy.

>Young Cyclops and X-23
Not bad, personally I prefer
>X-23 and Hellion
>Legion and Blindfold

Make it so

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so sweet I got the diabeetus

Still love this story.

I hate Quesada with a passion.

Didn't know this was going to be a rage thread

I lost

>came to post this
>first response

Did not disappoint

The worse part, the worse FUCKING part, is how Quesada keeps /insisting/ the relationship was "anti-Spider-Man" since Spider-Man is supposed to be about a screw up who struggles. Anyone who reads the damn serious up till that cancer can clearly tell you it's about growth and the human condition. For fucks sake, how do you miss the point that much.

Literally the worst fucking ship of all time.

According to Starlin Death does love Thanos in her own way and is amused by him. But the thing is Death doesn't love like people do especially since she can't put any living being above another and she can't lobe Thanos like he wants her to.

But dumb Marvel writers don't get the character.

>not liking Asuka and Shinji

Yeah good job user, you can have him either fuck a meat hunk resembling his mom or fuck his mother figure now. You really hit it out of the park, bro

That sounds retarded, why would she want to kill him?

He isn't happy because he's never satisfied, not because he's a mass murderer.

At least he owns up to the shit he does, Deadpool fucks up, people suffer, and he tries to squirm his way out of it.