It's time. Soldiers of Kek report in!

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kekbees standing by

in and ready to follow your command.

Kek Praiser445 reporting in

Oh my fucking god

salute the get squad!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Will we make it to the GET before the end of the election?

reading loud and clear.
We are under heavy shilling, repeat heavy shilling

TRUMP NEEDS EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. CHANT THIS FOR HIS VICTORY OR YOU DO NOT CARE!

To Satan, giver of youth and happiness.
I give you my seven lives, my lord and savior.
To Satan, giver of youth and happiness.
I give you my soul for eternity and forever yonder.

Come, almighty eternal devil!
I ask you for one favor.
Come, almighty eternal devil!
Grant Donald J. Trump the Presidency this November.
Come, almighty eternal devil!
Seven lives for my emperor.

Devil, set a guard.
For Donald Trump will be our President.
Devil, set a guard.
Grant Donald Trump your energy.
Devil, set a guard.
My soul for a favor.
Devil, set a guard.
Seven lives for my emperor.


Ad Satanas qui laetificat juventutem meam.
Veni, omnipotens aeterne diabolus!
Pone, diabolus, custodiam!

Agent smiling guy, standing by

Aus trump squad standing by

kek be with us all!

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Hey thats pretty good

Red Virgin Standing By

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Praise Kek.

So who is founding the Church of Kek when Trump wins?

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reporting in

praise kek

Keknician standing by

TRIPS!!!!
PRAISE KEK

Trump Internet Defence Force standing by

Men, it’s been a long war, it’s been a tough war. You’ve fought bravely, proudly for your country. You’re a special group. You’ve found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers. You’ve shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You’ve seen death and suffered together. I’m proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.

NO GOD BUT KEK AND PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP HIS MESSENGER

Reporting and praising Kek, all power to Donald. WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

Silver Backs reporting in boss!

KEK WILL DEFEAT MOLOCH
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I'm in

PRAISE KEK

LETS MAKE HISTORY

codfish bros reporting in, sir!

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LET'S MAGA

SHADILAY

11th KEKS FURY STANDING BY FOR TRUMP!!!
MAGA!!!!!

lets focus on florida twitter stuff, bring up #hillaryforprison etc etc again

Keklover333666999 reporting for magical ritual

OH FUCK

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When they ask you
what will you say?

PRAISE KEK

Mimetic Shaman, standing by!

I want whatever gun P&W are operating with

Hillary has already won Florida. Give up delusional Drumpf shills.

Praise Mighty KEK

believe

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Show them some of the memes I drew and as I reminisce suddenly get PTSD and call the little boy a leaf.

MAGA

Also fuck my state of Illinois.

CHEK'EM

FEET FOR KEK

Sup Forums here

PRAISE KEK

I will sacrifice a chicken for Florida

TRUMP WILL WIN. KEK WILL WIN

Kek, I beseech thee, reveal yourself to the faithful.

For salvation!!

PRAISE KEK!

Chek'm

PRAISE KEK DRUMPF BTFO FOREVER

National Shitposting Agency reporting in

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We need to steal power from /x/ and feed it to kek!

Reporting in

Ausfag backup squads inbound hot!

PRAISE BE KEK

Get for the god emperor!

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/x/ doesnt have any power

PRAISE KEK

I OFFER MY DIGITS TO KEK

OKLAHOMA IS RED

GO GUYS GO WE CAN DO IT

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kek help us

we need you now more than ever

Go go go

Fuckin' here.

O GREAT KEK TAKE MY DIGITS LET THE GREAT DONALD WIN!

Come save us Kek, I offer you lolis

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for the Trumpo! versus the Owl Witch! versus the world!

KEK BLESS US!

We are here brother

Lurking

WE WILL TAKE FLORIDA AND WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY

MAGA MAGA MAGA

Reporting in

Shoo shoo ! hill dog!

KEK IS ON OUR SIDE

WITH KEK ON OUR SIDE THE ONLY ENEMY IS TIME ITSELF

TAKE MY RARE

This is Froggo 2-2. We have infiltrated enemy territory; repeat, we are deep in enemy territory on a liberal college campus in Maryland. Requesting meme strike zero point one klicks northwest of my position, danger close. It's been good knowing you lads. I'm going down fighting.

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