More like Clark CUNT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
More like Clark CUNT!!
Lex, such language is beneath you. Stop bitching on the Daily Planet and the people who work on it.
xd lmoa
Doesn't he actually like Clark Kent?
no cake for you!
Another quality thread
Only in All-Star.
Canon Luthor dislikes Clark because:
1 - Clark has written articles exposing him
2 - Lex had a hard-on for Lois.
Makes sense.
Kal-el?
More like Kal-CUNT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bendis?
Depends. Under a Yellow Sun showed that Lex is a closet fan of Clark's fiction writing.
>clark's fiction writing
Is it just his superman memoirs but with changed names or what?
Nah, spy thrillers with a not Lex Luthor as the villain.
Time to sleep Grant Morrison
Clarks self insert fanfics
t. Pitbull
Lobo? More like Homo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT I'M NEVER TOUCHING SPERMAN COMICS AGAIN
holy shit lobo btfo
Trying to copy the Mungposting format. Fuck off.
More like "belongs in the trash!"
Mungposting? More like DUMB posting
I think Cunt-el works better.
Mungposting? More like CUNTposting!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lex Luthor? More like stretched pooper!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, Lex, calm down.
He’s just made Lois married Clark and not him
Superman, I know you're eskimo brothers and all, but you gotta' let Kent fight his own battles.
Low blow, man.
Mungposting? More like KEKposting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED Lex
Clark furry guru rape fics
I wonder what Superman thinks of Clark Kent.
I would actually love to see a story where Lex becomes obsessed with destroying Clark Kent, but for a completely reason completely unrelated to him being Superman.
More like Bruce WANG, amirite? Heh, that was pretty funny.
More like KA LEL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit, cant unthink
fucking cunt, made me spill beer through my nose!
Wonder Woman?
More like I Wonder IF shes a woman, amirite?
I vaguely recall something about an anti-LexCorp report he does, and Supes thinks Lex found out his secret identity. Can't remember which run, though.
Meg, if your not going to try, don't bother to show up..
thats racist dawg
no, it has to be something completely fucking petty, like not holding the elevator or picking the last taxi cab.
Barry Allen? More like Faggy Ass-len!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
More like I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AQUAMAN!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
X-Men?
more like Ex-Men, if you know what i mean!
more like hobo
CYCLOPS?!
MORE LIKE CY-TWAT!!
Psilocke?
More like Sucks-Cocks
Jean Grey?
More like Jean GAY
Poison Ivy? More like Cunty Oaky
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
please comeback red, I miss ya
more like Farie Allen
Harley Quinn?
More like Hardly In!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Poison Ivy?
More like Pussy Envy!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Poison Ivy?
More like who hasn't tried me?
(zing)
Colossus?
More like Butt Floss!
Look at that speedo!
Dead Pool?
More like Dead Pan!
Shut up, Pat.
Iron Man?
More like Shit Canned!
Susan Storm?
MORE LIKE BOOZE AND PORN!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(come back to me Susan)
Professor X?
More like Professor Wrecked!
(hungg, cuz-cuzz he can't walk! CACKLE)
Two Faced?
More like two inches!
No wonder hes so mad!
Human Torch?
More like the Human Dork!
Ben Grimm
More like Ben Gay!
Two Faced? More like Shitfaced! Hahahaha
I-Is that not enough?
Why doesn't Lex Luthor just buy the Daily Planet?
Bruce Wayne bought it first.
Lex Luthor?
More like Sex Loser
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More like Lois LAME