More like Clark CUNT!!

More like Clark CUNT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Lex, such language is beneath you. Stop bitching on the Daily Planet and the people who work on it.

xd lmoa

Doesn't he actually like Clark Kent?

no cake for you!

Another quality thread

Only in All-Star.

Canon Luthor dislikes Clark because:

1 - Clark has written articles exposing him
2 - Lex had a hard-on for Lois.

Makes sense.

Kal-el?

More like Kal-CUNT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bendis?

Depends. Under a Yellow Sun showed that Lex is a closet fan of Clark's fiction writing.

>clark's fiction writing
Is it just his superman memoirs but with changed names or what?

Nah, spy thrillers with a not Lex Luthor as the villain.

Time to sleep Grant Morrison

Clarks self insert fanfics

t. Pitbull

Lobo? More like Homo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT I'M NEVER TOUCHING SPERMAN COMICS AGAIN

holy shit lobo btfo

Trying to copy the Mungposting format. Fuck off.

More like "belongs in the trash!"

Mungposting? More like DUMB posting

I think Cunt-el works better.

Mungposting? More like CUNTposting!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lex Luthor? More like stretched pooper!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, Lex, calm down.

He’s just made Lois married Clark and not him

Superman, I know you're eskimo brothers and all, but you gotta' let Kent fight his own battles.

Low blow, man.

Mungposting? More like KEKposting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BASED Lex

Clark furry guru rape fics

I wonder what Superman thinks of Clark Kent.

I would actually love to see a story where Lex becomes obsessed with destroying Clark Kent, but for a completely reason completely unrelated to him being Superman.

More like Bruce WANG, amirite? Heh, that was pretty funny.

More like KA LEL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit, cant unthink

fucking cunt, made me spill beer through my nose!

Wonder Woman?
More like I Wonder IF shes a woman, amirite?

I vaguely recall something about an anti-LexCorp report he does, and Supes thinks Lex found out his secret identity. Can't remember which run, though.

Meg, if your not going to try, don't bother to show up..

thats racist dawg

no, it has to be something completely fucking petty, like not holding the elevator or picking the last taxi cab.

Barry Allen? More like Faggy Ass-len!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

More like I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AQUAMAN!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

X-Men?
more like Ex-Men, if you know what i mean!

more like hobo

CYCLOPS?!
MORE LIKE CY-TWAT!!

Psilocke?
More like Sucks-Cocks

Jean Grey?
More like Jean GAY

Poison Ivy? More like Cunty Oaky

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

please comeback red, I miss ya

more like Farie Allen

Harley Quinn?
More like Hardly In!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Poison Ivy?
More like Pussy Envy!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Poison Ivy?
More like who hasn't tried me?

(zing)

Colossus?
More like Butt Floss!
Look at that speedo!

Dead Pool?
More like Dead Pan!

Shut up, Pat.

Iron Man?
More like Shit Canned!

Susan Storm?
MORE LIKE BOOZE AND PORN!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(come back to me Susan)

Professor X?
More like Professor Wrecked!
(hungg, cuz-cuzz he can't walk! CACKLE)

Two Faced?
More like two inches!
No wonder hes so mad!

Human Torch?
More like the Human Dork!
Ben Grimm
More like Ben Gay!

Two Faced? More like Shitfaced! Hahahaha

I-Is that not enough?

Why doesn't Lex Luthor just buy the Daily Planet?

Bruce Wayne bought it first.

Lex Luthor?
More like Sex Loser

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More like Lois LAME