At Mcdonalds

>at Mcdonalds
>standing in line
>cashier asks what I would like to order
>tell them I hate order and walk off
I'M GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!

>order a pizza for carry out
>don't pick it up
D A M A G E D

post in a joker thread
without the greentext

>LOCK ME UP AND THROW THE KEY BOYS!!

>order an ice cream sundae with extra nuts (just like me!)
>pick off the nuts and eat them last
MY MIND IS A HURRICANE

Gonna take your cake, and THROW IT TO THE GROOOOUND! I'm not a PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

>hear that Sup Forums has too many waifu threads
>post in them anyway
CANT STOP
WONT STOP

>Order pizza that's supposed to arrive in 30 minutes or less
>Delivery guy gets there in 31 minutes
>Pay him anyway

ABSOLUTELY INSANE!

>taking a shit
>finish wiping
>throw it in the trash instead of the toilet
ESTOY LOCO

>captcha asks me to select all pictures with road signs in them
> select all the cars instead
CUT UP MY LIFE TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>go to Sup Forums
>tell them I hate Jews
>I don't really hate Jews
SOMEBODY STOP ME

what year is it

>Go to Sup Forums
>Talk about cartoons
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>fapped and cleaned cum with a dirty shirt
>turns out it was clean
>let it dry and wear it anyways

I WEAR MY DEAD OFFSPRINGS ON MY SKIN

>Peeling potatoes
>Leave a single unpeeled strip on the potato
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

>Spelling dont
>Leave the apostrophe out
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>pirate comics
>don't buy them and support the creators later
I AM THE VILLAIN
I AM THE MONSTER
BUT YOU LET ME RIGHT IN

>At a steakhouse
>Eating the old 69er for a free meal and T-shirt
>Eat the whole 69er except for one piece of gristle and fat
>They ask me why I didn't finish it
>Tell them I hate gristle and fat
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG.

>put in hot pocket for more than 2 minutes, take out it without letting it cool

Ya gonna get'ch ya'self hurt....

>Wake up from coma
>Ask what year it is on an anonymous imageboard instead of using the desktop calendar
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE.

>At the crosswalk
>Sign says "Don't walk"
>No cars coming
>Walk anyway

AND I
I'M DARKNESS
I'M ANGER
I'M PAIN

>buy ticket to Thor
>go see Justice League to laugh at it instead

INSANE IN THE BRAIN

>wants to get a 5
>gets dubs instead

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

>little sister wants to watch powerpuff girls
>make her watch the reboot
SUFFOCATE

>Restaurant opens for lunch at 1pm
>Happy Hour is from 4-7pm
>Drink Wine Coolers from 1-3:59pm
>Leave after paying my bill

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IF I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT TO

>Watches dubs over subs
I AM THE ONE YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT

Welcome to Greece.

>know Sup Forums hasn't been good for years
>still come here every day anyway

GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>posting in Sup Forums
>I don' t even read comics nor watch cartoons
CONFUSING - CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

>watch a DCEU movie
>actually liked it
>give a bad review for it anyway
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>friend wants me to watch anime
>watch cartoons instead
THE VOICES, MOMMY, THE VOICES

>play Wii game
>tells me to tighten the wrist strap
>wear the wrist strap loosely

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

>I don't like chocolate milk

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Say I'm gonna get dubs
>Get 87
I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS

>play video game
>tells me to take breaks after play sessions
>don't take a break
HEAVES TORN ASUNDER

>Domino's Pizza, what can I get for you today?
>Hello, is this Pizza Hut?
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>watch Batman v. Superman
>actually like it
>because of Lex
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

>see year old off-topic Sup Forums meme
>sage and report thread

>i cAPITALIZE eVERY lETTER eXCEPT tHE fIRST oNE

>cross the sreet
>RIGHT next to the painted crosswalk
ONE

>see people having fun
>try to ruin the fun
INSIDE MY SHELL I WAIT AND BLEED

welcome to anywhere with a septic tank and not a full functional sewer system.

>rules say not to announce you reported a thread
>do it anyway
STATE OF EMERGENCY

What's wrong with this

>Pet my dog
>I dont wash my hands before eating

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

They do it all the time at Fiesta and dollar stores despite being in America where it's no longer necessary.

>make a comic book movie adaptation
>ignore source material altogether
I'M TIRED OF BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE

>at Burger King
>ask for Big Mac
KEEP EM ON THERE TOES

>put character in the front of every promotional material
>he basically isn't in the film and he isn't part of the main plot
REBIRTH AND DESTRUCTION
HERE AT MY COMMAND

>go into thread
>compliment how nice it is
A N A R C H Y R E I G N S

Underrated. Sup Forums aids in and abets killing the industry

>finish my theatre drink
>tell them I spilled it on the ground so I get a free refill

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Good idea, user.

>Read the latest issue of Super Sons
>OP says "I hope ya'll enjoyed it"
>Tell him I didn't
>But I really did
BLUE CANARY IN THE ALLEY BY THE LIGHTSWITCH WHO WATCHES OVER YOU

stop making this thread it's like the third fucking one in the last 24 hours

>Visit Sup Forums, /tg/, and /x/
>Visit /fit/, /out/, and /fa/
I’M THE EMBER THAT’LL BURN YOU DOWN

>Demand others stop having fun
>Not a single person takes me seriously and only respond with memes
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY