ITT: In an Alternate Timeline

>Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a show featuring the members of Aqua as adolescent superheroes who fight starvation.

The Simpsons is a generic celebrity-based cartoon about O.J. and his family.

Bump, this is hilarious

>Johnny Bravo is an animated spinoff from The Brady Brunch.

Kek, I would see that.

>Hey Arnold! is a show featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as the caretaker of a boarding house with wacky tenants.

>Steven Universe is a documentary about Stephen Hawking's theories about the universe

Haha. That's kind of funny.

Goosebumps is about geese and road safety.

>Garfield and Friends is about the 20th president of the US and his buddies

>Rocket Power is a 1960s sci-fi show.

Adult Swim is nothing but The Adventures of Pete & Pete episode "Splashdown" over and over and over again.

>Rocko's Modern Life is a current day tech show, exploring gadgets and the future of tech.

>Dexter is a live action adult spin-off of Dexter's Lab.

What's the Shawshank Redemption about?

>Coco is a spinoff from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

It isn't?

George Bernard Shaw getting shanked while redeeming a coupon.

Well, they are cartoon heroes

>Rugrats is about some inner-city kids growing up in the hood

>My Life As A Teenage Robot is a documentary about the effects of social media on youths

Bible Black is about Christian missionaries in Africa.

>King of the Hill is a period drama about an incestuous royal family that isolates themselves on top of a hill overlooking their kingdom
>Pinky and the Brain is a spin-off of Arthur
that teaches you how to correctly masturbate your samurai

>Rugrats is about some inner-city kids growing up in the hood
And they're all lesbians.

>that teaches you how to correctly masturbate your samurai
I hecked up here. Meant to say that Samurai Jack is an infomercial that teaches you how to correctly masturbate your samurai.