So... I got really bored and made this

So... I got really bored and made this.

>Thwip!

but... but... spiderman can literally fly with some of his costume upgrades....

I hope you never get bored again.

Yet he still webslings.

never get tired of this oh so epic meme, never fails to make me XD even lmfao'd once haha, carry on sirs

Web swinging looks like it would be an absolute blast.

So does flying. Dammit Sup Forums, why do we have to be on the ground?

Why didn't you kill yourself instead, you fucking literal redditor?

web swinging would be fucking disastrous though if tried in real life. you would probably be dead before you even learned to do it properly

>Venom
>not using Batman

>Web swinging looks like it would be an absolute blast.
No it wouldn't, even if you didn't dislocate your arms and die, you'd have to be constantly worrying about not falling to your death. It's a shitty way of transportation.

Can you make the Chad Stark vs the Virgin Von Doom?

Well, yeah, none of us have spider-sense.

I also got bored, user

>webs up people dressed up as farm animals

Humans are too fragile.

The thwip! Was a great touch

what's the story behind that meme?

This. Change it to Batman for the capekino master race.

You're not as funny as you think you are.

teleporters are the real chads

or more like the Stacies, because most of them tend to be women

>Teleporting
>Chads
>No effects to the outside world, laziest form of traveling around, broken as all hell.
Nah, time travelers though?

Superspeed>Poofing

>the virgin time explorer
>carefully checks the past, making sure nothing is altered
>the chad quantum traveler
>fucks up shit as he pleases

This is funnier than the OP.

I still don’t understand how the speed force gathers kenetic energy

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oh my god

-time traveling energy vampire who only needs to touch people with his crystal hands to absorb all their life energy

-can use that energy to open portals for teleportation, interdimensional travel, and time travel, and his time travel is of the good kind, not the "it just starts a new timeline" kind.

>Virgin: "Who the hell are you?"

My chad friend used to do it every couple of months, I fucking hate my chad friend

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I wish I had a Chad friend who'd do that for me. I'm too fucking jaded to even talk to a girl for more than fifteen minuets, I keep feeling like it's some kind of set up or sick joke.

it would be better if the Chad had yotsuba

I don't know why people hate Chads they do cool shit like this if your friends with them and its not difficult to friend Chads

Even better. Photon.

>shirt says thwip

This, my normie chad friends were 100X more enjoyable to be around than my whiny backstabbing nerd friends.

If you're gonna do a Chad Teleporter edit, it needs to be Nightcrawler with BAMF! on his shirt

i got you family

this is great, but quicksilver would be better for being a beta who probably masturbates to his sister

Hulk has the most Chad flying technique, he just jumps really hard.

eat shit johns

Johns is the one who got Guy and co. back into the limelight to get character development. If anything you should be thanking him.

Guy Gardner is unironically the greatest green lantern

this

johns "brought back" guy so he could seem impartial, but it was all so he could blow his buddy hal forever. kyle and john suffered too

Warrior Guy > Lantern Guy
Fight me

>John suffered

John got the best deal out of all of them except maybe Hal. John was busy being a recently healed non-cripple who just got dumped by an alien and being the replacement (again) for the JLAs Lantern right before Rebirth which lead to him getting an increased role in the corps even if it meant him becoming MUH XANSHI and MUH RINES 24/7.

I mean, you're not wrong, but Warrior Guy had his run ended sometime in the late 90's so he'd been sitting around in cameo land for a while.

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They're both shit.

Eddie is my fave but I had to do it

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bump

I made this Virgin Pip vs Chad Butters image a while back. Can someone please add text to this?

More.

Kek, nice touch.

>Virgin Speedster
Has to run everywhere
Reads quickly to learn skills from books
Mom is dead

>Chadcrawler
Has never even heard of the speedforce
Learned his skills in a circus
Mom is a blue MILF

hey my OC is relevant outside of splatfest

Someone do a Virgin Reed "Cucked by Namor" Richards vs Dr. Chad Doom please.

I'd say it was the other way around

The Virgin Von Doom vs Mr. Chadtastic

this thread got good

>Never skips leg day

Too soon.

this is still my favorite one

>No it wouldn't, even if you didn't dislocate your arms and die, you'd have to be constantly worrying about not falling to your death
You're right, the only way it would work is if you had superhuman strength and the pseudo-precognitive ability to detect danger.

>mouse isn't plugged
What did he mean by this?

This further cements my theory that superheroes are incredibly powerful due to their mobility and ability to get from one place to another quickly.

>chadcrawler
>has never walked in his entire life

It was "flicks goats" FFS.

>Descendant banged supergirl
Sauce?

Kingdom Come is the most definitive version considering they have a daughter there, but they've generally always in a romance together to some degree when they have coexisted. IIRC they were going to get married if she hadn't died in COIE.

I want scans retard

Vril Dox in REBELS i think had a thing for supergirl back in the post-infinite crisis era

then you never will

>always naked
someone explain that. I didn't think venom meant being naked.

>that time Flash fucking let Kwyzz be annihilated with a smile on his face

Also doesn't this violate causality?

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>Bamf!
Off to a good start

>Virgin Speedster
Gets tired from just using their powers
Hides their costume in a ring
Gets beaten up by bad guys with mirrors, boomerangs and snow
Can't do anything except move fast

>Chadcrawler
Can bamf anytime and anywhere
Has own private dimension
Always looks like a Chadcrawler
Also has the power to cling to walls too, and doesn't even need it

Brock usually just morphs the symbiote into being casual clothes as opposed to wearing clothes under the symbiote, hence why half the time someone uses flame or sound weapons on him he ends up naked.

Chad doesn't need a mouse

I couldn't think of anything funny except the shirt.

Well shit I think it might be "Aw, Hamburgers" oh well I fucked up.

Virgin Speedster
>Wears leather or piano wires
>stuff his face like a fatass
>has skinny runner thighs
>falls on ice and trips on pebbles
>is alone in the silence of speed

Chad Teleporter
>Wears a flashy circus costume
>Can do an instant 180 degree turn
>accesses platforms or enclosed areas
>sick flips
>tail constantly flailing in in confident, unpredicatable ways

Can someone write shit there? I think it has great potential.

user where you at that was great

Is there a character who flies "standing" rather than "lying" like Supes or Iron Man?
Or better yet, a character that moves by standing still and moving the reality around himself to bring the destination point under his feet.

hmmmm

you guys are fucking bad at this cmon.

I'm just spitballing ideas, man. There's a reason I'm not actually adding to the image

please someone do this one
the potential is there

>Cant solve one simple equation
Lost hard

spitball better, then!

please try

>thwip!

>spitballing
That term is so lewd

>Smartest being in the universe
>vs
>Was actually in Countdown

Can we get Virgin Thanos vs Chad DOOM

Speedforce is far better than the both of those. It looks cooler, it's extremely OP and it's very convenient.