HO! HO! HO! Hello denizens of Sup Forums! Santa here to ask all of you one question:

HO! HO! HO! Hello denizens of Sup Forums! Santa here to ask all of you one question:

What do you want for Christmas this year?

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high quality japanese onaholes

and chocolate

Toph tulpa

A creative renaissance at Marvel. I love both Marvel and DC, but god damn has Marvel hit a low.

somebody to love me [/spoilers]

To be treated with some courtesy, patience, and understanding at my job, I am trying to deliver presents and letters on top of my regular workload as fast as I can dammit!

For these fucking hiatuses to stop being a thing. Like literally every show that's decent gets a fucking hiatus. If it isn't mindless garbage it barely gets played. I want to cry I just want to watch cartoons damn it.

A new tablet to read comics with, any suggestions santa? Currently using my old nexus 10.

HO! HO! HO! I’m sorry user, I’m afraid that isn’t possible! I’m Santa!, not a necromancer!

If it makes you feel better, I can give that porn comic you been trying to find for the last 5 years! HO! HO! HO!

Get me some Bad Dragon dildos.
I really want a XL Unflared Chance.

A girlfriend that aftually cares about me, isnt crazy like my exs, and lets me come into her

>necromancer

Kek

I want my waifu to be real and to fall head over heels in love with me, although she'll be all tsundere about it.

Either that, or the next volume of the Boom Power Rangers comic.

Oh scarecrow, if you really want a brain, you should go and see the wizard instead.

Season 3 of wander of yonder

To be reborn as an anime woman

a job, I'm so fucking tired of this neet meme

grant me a peaceful death

To be beaten to death with a 9-iron

Ask one of my elves about THOSE toys user. They like to... personally test them for “quality assurance”.

I was going to ask for world peace, but this user is right I do need a steady job, Please Santa.

I can’t do that! That would Be against my moral code!

Now my old friend the Krampus, HO! HO! HO! He’ll beat you like the dickens!

Something good and meaningful to happen in my life

Santa's fat cock

An illustration edition of Alice in Wonderland.

I haven't had time to think about what I want. Now I'm sad and angry at myself. Fuck off, Santa.

HO! HO! HO!
HERE YOU GO!

Then go out into the world and look for an temp job or internship. Stop being cynical little twats and get to searching! There’s bound to be some job openings in your towns!

Santa can’t always give you exactly what you want, but he can give you a push in the right direction.

Santa believes in you, all you need to do is look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Do I believe in myself?”

hand some fucking cash over at my general direction so I can buy all the shit I want and get the proper education I need to get a steady job and a gf.

Archway Chocolate Chip cookies... or a 4k TV with HDR capabilities... or the complete series of Megastar XLR on Blu-ray

Whatever is easiest

I want OMD retconned. Pretty please, Santa?

Hope you want cookies this year user.
HO! HO! HO!

How curiously encouraging, Mr. Claus.

/r9k/ here. Bring me a qt gf.

I live to help! That’s what I do!
HO! HO! HO!

Mr Santa, I want your wife to blow me!

>implying you can resist eating them yourself
Whatever's easiest, Santa

Alright, let me just read your search history and we can get started on find you a nice gi-

You’re getting the fattest lump of cole I can find user.

Mr. Santa, sir, I just want your opinion on my webcomic. I'm working real hard on it.

Hi, Santa! I want peace on Earth and good will towards all men!

And I want DC to bring Power Girl back. Not the black one. The real one.

But I do work as a freelance illustrator, because I live in a country with no comic/movie/cartoon/videogame/roleplating industry, I was just asking for something more steady.
However, you are totally right, maybe is time to shift gears and do something more serious from my position.
Thanks Claus

>implying I would eat another person’s gift.
Besides, I have hundreds of cookies stored in my sled’s glove compartment! If I need a quick cookie break, I reach into the glove compartment and munch away! Now milk on the other hand, that’s an entirely different tale...

Mind giving Ol’ Santa a link to it?

No problem user! Always glad to help! HO! HO! HO!

>Mind giving Ol’ Santa a link to it?
witchwayswitch.com
tapas.io/series/witchwayswitch

She's been back
She was in Earth-2 Society and in a mini with Harley Quinn

Santa, I'm writing a story I'm not sure anyone will like. I trust myself to finish this one more than I've trusted myself to complete my other works, but some extra assurance from you, Mr Claus, would be very encouraging.

That's not really back.

Death

The art is swell, concept is quite interesting, and the humorous moments don’t feel forced at all!

The characters could be a little more defined and the setting, though I know you’re planning to reveal more about it in the future, can be explained a bit more.

Otherwise, I say you have a winner on your hands! Good job user! HO! HO! HO!

Thanks Santa! I'll do my best to make you proud!

>What do you want for Christmas this year?
everyone from Sup Forums violently dead

Santa, I want to know what it's like to love someone and have them love me back.

Well the only way to find out if anyone will like it is to present it to the world.

I know it’s hard to bring something new to the world, you don’t know how people will feel or even care for it. Trust me, on my first Christmas run, the first village I ever visited chucked rocks at me calling me “THE FLYING WINTER DEMON!” (Didn’t help Krampus was with me that first year).

But if you never get it out there, all you’ll be left with is a never ending feeling of self doubt and bitter resentment.

Criticism is good, if your first story isn’t a home run, take the advice from your critics and improve the next one!

Now get out there and write! HO! HO! HO!

I want some goddamn respect, and Varan in another movie. [spoiler/]

All I want for Christmas this year is a port of Scott Pilgrim vs the World on PS4 with the DLC included.

All I want for Christmas is to punch Tobyfox in his stupid face.

I want twelve cases of Uranium-238 for my research, Santa!

For Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan to shave those fucking beards off. I can't say the rest of what I want in public.

I want the Invader Zim movie to spawn a new season.

Does anyone have that one .gif of the OP Santa where he's laughing and rocking his head around in circles?

I want the current voltron to have longer seasons with better character development AND the threads for the show to have meaningful discussion without all the gay-ass thirsting

The ability to draw good.

I want you to stop being a holly jolly asshole or at least give me a nintendo switch

... I know I’m not supposed to give presents out until the 25th... but... the rules can be bent...

I'd settle for the completion of my Y-The Last Man deluxe editions, the last couple volumes of Copra, and the back issues of Island I don't have.

Thanks senpai.

A bottle of Kahlua.
A bottle of Bailey's.
A bottle of eggnog to pour them in.
And Sunstone HC Vol 2.

I want captain amelia to be real and love me

My period

Please, it's getting late

That's bloody

A JSA book that doesn't fucking suck

Sure, I'll write it for you!

I can get one of my elves to do that. They are quite the curious fellas! HO! HO! HO!

I want porn comics of marvel and dc characters, the one that are on patreon that I can't buy because I'm poor. Help me santa.

A painless death

A world where the greedy and corrupt do not get into power, and we don't let them ruin our lives. A world where corporations aren't people, or at the very least are punished like regular people when they fuck up. A world where company mergers aren't celebrated, where oligopolies and kleptocracies are dead and lobbying is a dirty tactic considered taboo in the political sphere.

And if any of these things do happen, people don't cheer the evil on because they think it'll make their political rivals sad.

A girlfriend. A loving family who will live long, wonderful lives. A huge amount of money and friends. A job that I love instead of any soul-sucking retail/customer service shit. But most of all, I don't want to be scared anymore. I don't want this anxiety to cripple me and keep me from doing what I want to do in life. There were so many things I wanted to do as a kid, that are now faded away by so much fear and doubt that I don't know if I have a reason to be anymore. I'd kill myself, but I'm too much of a fag to do that either. I don't want to be another Randy Stair or Andrew Dobson. I want to be someone I can look at in the mirror and be proud of.

I've been real good and suffered a lot, so I'd like my own loli (or shota if you're strapped) elf sex slave please.

you must have lots of spare elves, because kids these days, santa old buddy, they're really rotten to the core.

That Rocko's Modern Life movie turns out alright.

Thanks Santa! Will do!

wander season 3

I want Iron Man comics to get good again, and to stop being a lazy asshole,so that I'll become a competent /sci/entist once my studies are finished.

to stop feeling so much

A bottle of booze as Im starting to run low.

Do you really want to know what I want? Do you really want to know?
I want White people to get mad.
Mad at the way we are protrayed by jews in the media and entertainment.
Mad at the way our lands are flooded with caliph.
Mad at the traitors who sold our culture piecemeal for cheap seats and political speculation.
Mad at those who poisoned our minds and told us we were somehow to be shamed for winning the game.
Mad at these dregs and eaters that exploit our magnanimous nature to fester and flounder in squalor for sympathy.
Mad at the rape.
Mad at the murder.
Mad at the fact that society shames us for wanting to continue ourselves so we have to jump through subcultural hoops to get it fairly.

And I want that anger to boil into a hot molten will, to take it all back.
Take back marriage.
Take back the cities.
Take back the media.
And the Entertainment.
Our sports.
Our laws.
Our lands.
And the lands they took and sullied too.
I want Carthage.
And the Yucatan.
And El Norte.
And Rhodesia.
And South Africa.
And Antioch.
And Edessa.
And Tripoli.
And Constantinople.
And Egypt.
And the fucking Stars.

I want the name white to be a banner of pride and respect again, not some mockery and lampooned derided scum.
I want the jew to know pain unlike any shoah he could imagine, for the world he inflicted.
And I want the world to know its place.

I want them to understand, white supremacy is the banner they called us, because even they knew, when we take our reigns back, we’re going to take the world again. And I want that to happen, to get it started. For that final straw to land and break and the hot rage of my people to boil over into a willpower to drive us one thousand years. No more capitulations, no more cowering, no more cucking. I want Whites to Rule again.

Does that answer your question, Saint Nicholas?

Volume 5 and 6 of Phoebe and her Unicorn

I want some money please and a puppy


And I want a successful year

I honestly can't think of anything I want for Christmas. I'm pretty content with what I have, and anything not material that I want is something I have to work to achieve myself, and I'm okay with that.

So, maybe just skip my house this year. I'm good.

... How about I just give you a DVD box set of your favorite show? HO! HO! HO!

Cut the crap, Nick, you of all beings don’t get to pretend you don’t see it.
You’re our myth, a white man’s legend.
The summation of a legend of European wonderment, sharing in our work together, bringing us all through harsh winters.

You like the dragon-fighting knights and the inspired Crusaders, you were the glue that held us together in the coldest nights. That inspired our children to greater heights. And now you play whimsy and corporate spokestoy, shilling technologically ancient recording discs? The children you protect want a future and our future is more distractions on the flatscreen?

You want to give the world a gift? Give it a world of white men awoken and advancing. Set right the wrongs, turn back the doomsday clock, and make our world great again.

Give me some more pics like this pls, Santa.

John Constantine to have a nice Christmas.

HO! HO! HO! Let me tell you something user, I will out live you. My tale will live on and on, the next generation of children will learn my tale, and I will live on. I can never die. Even when their parents tell them I don’t exist, I will continue to live on. Santa is eternal.

You on the other hand, will be lost to the sands of time. You will only be know as a bitter man that even Scrooge would call a wanker.

I bring joy and hope to people from all over the world! What do you bring to others my grinchy little user, other than a headache? HO! HO! HO!

Dear Santa, I want to learn how to make comics, but I’m sucking at drawing. Any tips and sites where I can learn how to ducking draw would be awesome. Thanks!

But she's married, user. Married with children.

I mean I made a link for the Christmas cheer thread if you want to see it

Santa, I want her to be real.

Just get money and pay an artist.

Aside from the whole “keep on practicing” thing, have you looked into how to draw books. More specificity “The Animator’s Survival Kit” or “How to Draw Comics The Marvel Way”? Those two books contain some helpful tips from the masters themselves!

Or if you’re attending college, there might be a art course available. Those generally teach everything from proportioning to anatomy. While it may seem odd, trust me, those will help in the long run. You don’t want to become like the next Dobson now do you! HO! HO! HO!

Christmas every day. I don't give a fuck what all those specials tried to teach me