Isn't this tease pretty much confirming that Michael Bay's Dora movie will star the qt as fuck delicious brown latina loli from Michael Bay's TF5?
Isabella Moner as Dora the Explorer
I wonder if this is going to go in the kid focused direction, a farcical self-referential comedy direction, or in an at least semi-serious gritty reboot direction like the Tomb Raider reboot
If I had to guess, it would be kinda like that new Jumanji movie.
She's perfect for the role.
Dayum
>16 years old
She should play Raven in Teen Titans.
>She's perfect
Fixed it.
she'd get the Fritzl treatment for sure
Certain boards would never shut up about casting a non-white.
Or celebrate that a half-demon is mixed race.
>sexualizing a 16 year old
Legal in a majority of countries and or states/provinces
But only one of those (yous) has expressed any sort of sexual attraction. I think you are projecting.
Just because it's legal in a bunch of shitholes doesn't make it less disgusting and fucked up.
>states
Wrong.
Sorry boys, but she's taken
GAAAAAAAWD DAYUM
>Anthony "I'm a one eyed god" Hopkins
>Just because it's legal in a bunch of shitholes doesn't make it less disgusting and fucked up.
Hey I am just presenting the facts, as I am not that into it
>Wrong
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nah, he's definitely projecting confusion and awkwardness at the situation he's in
he's probably attracted to her, but I don't think he's one of "those guys"
tan goddess
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I WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME
T male feminist
Such as Sup Forums.
>Michael Bay's Dora movie
OP, are you one of those people who takes headlines from ClickHole literally?
Consent laws usually have some fine print attached. Like "16 but you can't be older than 21" as just a random example pulled from my ass. Also I've heard these laws follow you to different countries. Study your local laws, then fap anyway because it's not illegal and you will never be in a position to so much as be tackled by her security.
>just because I don't like flat 16 year olds, which most people on this board, makes me a feminist
J-JEEPERS
She was in a Michael bay movie. She wants to be in bigger pictures now!
And i no longer care about age. It's MY fap bank. Thought crimes are still not a thing, right, RIGHT?
Not even flat. Go nut off to scat or cuck porn faggy.
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based
exactly
for now...
i mean, they might as WELL be because all humans are prone to be violent and we could POSSIBLY kill, so why take that chance?
women are JUST as capable as men to seduce young boys and have sex with them, why aren't they getting WEINSTEIN'd?
i was hoping that whole thing would bring out into the light the giant sex ring orchestrated by hollywoods top females etc etc. fucking women, you want free rights, then you have the RIGHT to be arrested because you can also sex the underaged, BITCHES
>getting this mad over women
She should play Jessica Cruz in Green Lantern Corps
You're not even making sense.
how rich do you have to be to take a phone into the ocean so you can listen to music
the funny thing is Mariah Carey got accused of sexually harassing her male bodyguard but no one gives a shit
>le animu bait
Sasuga
>loli
Why do you keep saying she's a loli?
She's like 16 years old. She hasn't been a Loli for about roughly years or so.
>She hasn't been a Loli for about roughly years or so.
*5 years or so.
dan scheneider 2.0 ?
LORDY.
>16 year old
>loli
>anime image
well that explains a lot
>not the superior dora
wew lad
>OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED
>OLD ENOUGH TO BREED
but we bleed at all ages dude. are you telling me you're okay with FUCKIN babies? huh u sick fuck?
>not wireless headphones
obviously she's not rich enough yet
Great, that's loli enough for me.
16 isn't loli though.
Anthony :panty dropkins: hopkins
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My dick
the trailer was great, the mini was really shit
Is she going to play Terra?
If that doesnt work out for her, she can play my cock
come on joe
>Michael Bay
As long as she has pale makeup,imitating raven's grayish skin, I don't give a fuck.
It's just the whole "she is black, Look her beautiful dark skin, and we don't give a fuck about source material" that makes me mad.
I get you man, that monkey... Nnnnnnnnnnghhh
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Sexy Dora the Explorer is the weirdest shit.
any pictures of her when she WAS a loli?
somehow I'm not comfortable typing 12 year old isabel moner into google search, know what i mean
>somehow I'm not comfortable typing 12 year old isabel moner into google search
12 isn't loli either. 12 is when girls stop being loli.
They should make it a gritty realistic tale of human trafficking across the mexican border. Sort of like the movie traffic.
The FBI is lurking this thread
Isabela Moner gives me a boner
They're sick, we all know that
>The term is a reference to Vladimir Nabokov's book Lolita, in which a middle-aged man becomes sexually obsessed with a twelve-year-old girl.
That makes me uncomfortable...
And really jealous
t. CIA
Anthony Hopkins is a sexual predator it seems.
This.
It's probably gonna be Megan fox.
I hope she still talks to the camera like she did in the cartoon. Then it'll be like a JOI video.
I fuckin' love those. My favorite one in particular is where a nun has you jerk your sin away.
FANTASTICO!!!
She has pretty feet.
t. Sup Forums
he enjoyed her ass with some fava beans
Sorry but that's the sexiest age. I feel no guilt in admitting it.
>I feel no guilt in admitting it.
From behind your computer screen with your identity hidden from the world you forgot to add............
>tardinals
Nope
Yeah, I'm not pissed we have a dark Domino, I'm pissed they got her color scheme wrong.
Mexican here, just to clarify, the 12 yold thing it needs to be after marriage, and only applies with a ceremony done by priest expert in prehispanic traditions.
TL;DR illegal if you are not married to her.
I'd probably admit it in real life too. Who actually believes people who say they aren't sexually attracted to anyone under 18? Like it's a ridiculous lie to tell.
>Like it's a ridiculous lie to tell.
Not so ridiculous as being open about it will earn you being named a pedophile and be among the first to have fingers pointed at when pedophilic activity as reported.
It's safer to keep it to yourself, like homosexuality.
I would my sour cream in that taco
>pretty much confirming that
Another set of hollywood stars will be busted for sexual abuse?
Yes, definitely.
Who would play Jubilee in inevitable biopic?
I can't fap to this, right?
>I'd probably admit it in real life too.
No you wouldn't.
Jizzabella Moaner
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Katya Elise Henry
She's a fitness instructor in Florida. More Dora than the peruvian tweenie.
FUND IT!!!!!!!!