Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom!

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom!

Please stop trying to bring this extra strength autism back

OK is anyone else hating this new reboot series?

I mean look at me!

I look ridiculous!

Gordon won't stop trying to get people to rape me! Anyone got any ideas to shut him the fuck up?

Eat His Soul. Works Every Time.

Hop on my back and I can use the Cosmic Treadmill to go back to his starting years in Gotham so we can rape him together.

rape aquaman

Wait a minute.

Joker! Why aren't you wearing your new suit?

Sure it looks like shit but still if I have to look like this now, I at least want one person suffering with me.

I covered up the tattoo because people were laughing at me but not in the way I like...

Good... Now back to business.

Let's kill Superman.

Because I'm pretty sure he's alive.

Forgot pic.

we added a new member to the team. So, give a big evil welcome to candlejack. Welcome to the tea

I’M HERE BECAUSE I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE BIG FAT ASSES

Why do they hand out in a swamp

>Let's kill Superman.
>Killing Superman
>Not Making Him And All Of His Loved Ones Suffer In Anguish Together, Despairing At Their Failures And Lamenting The Loss Of All That They Love As The Darkness Claims Them
Pathetic. No Wonder Yu Fail At Everything.

It was Floronic Man’s idea

Who is behind the door?

Oh hey it’s just little ole me.

Candlejack? Who the hell is Can

Why do ya’ll bitchass niggas run out the door everytime I arrive?

"Nobody will suspect that I, Hal Jordan, have disguised myself as the Riddler in order to infiltrate the Legion of Doom to find out their evil plans!"

Hey is that Hal Jordan?

Fuck these beans.

>hal jordan wearing yellow boots
HE'S POWERLESS

Who the hell are you? Let me take a good look.

(Oh no! They've spotted me! Act natural Hal.)

"How do you do fellow villains! Riddle me this! What super secret plans do the Legion of Doom have in store?"

(Fucking nailed it.)

We Personally Intend To Torture Yu For Eternity, Befre Using Yu 2 Open The Doors For Our Infestation Of The Rest Of Your Reality. We Do Not Know About The Rest.

Riddle me this? Why should I rip your dick off and make you suck it?

Fuck YOU Space Ghost

Well if you asking us about our plans, I was planing to send Green Lantern a fan letter then go get some liquor

Green Lantern,come in, what is your status?
Hal?
HAAAAL!

"Riddle me this: Why are you talking at that wall over there?"
"Because that would be something you would do to Green Lantern, and as you can see, I am very clearly the Riddler!"
"R-really? That sound ama-*ahem* I mean, of course! That sounds diabolical! You should totally do that!"

Hal is not here anymore. Come John. And I will make your dreams come true.

"J'onn, this is Green Lantern, I have managed to successfully infiltrate the Legion of Doom. They don't suspect a thing. I learned that someone intends to send me some fan mail, but I need to do some more recon. Jordan out"

>"Riddle me this: Why are you talking at that wall over there?"
What Wa- Oh. Well This Is Odd. Our Point Still Stands, Hal Jordan Of The Green Lantern Corps.

blow my cock

"Hahaha Hal Jordan? What are you talking about? I'm the Riddler! See all of these Question Marks? Green Lantern doesn't wear question marks!"

So while I was out I decided to go back to my original attire. Don't tell Joker.

Now back to busine-

Riddler. When did you get here? Also... Did you recently change your suit or something?

Enough of this Riddler. Prepare that ass

Do you remember that time at Arkham were we trapped Doctor Banner in Croc's Cage? That was fun, no?
We should team-up more times. Your riddles are a great joy. Maybe I will bring the Sphinx to life and gave her to you as a present. Edward, you one of the few with a scientific mind that respects my hermetic philosophy.

Dammit not again!

user we can't exclude Black Manta from the legion anymore, we'd get sued up the ass if we tried to.

alright I got some 40 cakes for everyo... where did they go?

"Bruce wait! It's me! Hal!"

Now That We Hacve Observed You Closer, You Do In Fact Resemble Edward More Than You Do The Lantern. Perhaps We Were Mistaken.

buenos noches, my friends.

how the hell did i end up in this outfit

"No problem! It's a mistake everyone makes!"

Hal?! Bruce?!
The true identities of two of our adversaries are Bruce Wayne and Half Jordan?!

Riddler that's the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

I will construct a riddle even Superman couldn't solve. A riddle so strong and powerful it will bring a god to its knees

The handies happen in the swamp because not everyone's out yet and we respect that

Hayptonite?

Wait a minute?!
Two Riddlers?!

Reeeak

"Hey, not every riddle is a winner Lex."

(Let's hope he buys that.)

You are like little baby. Watch this.

I GOT IT! CALL GORDON AND TELL HIM IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
AHAHAHAHAHAH SOMEBODY STOP ME!

guys i think its time we go with the squid

YAR! I BE ON BOARD WITH THIS PLAN!

(Oh no! If Lex figures out who I really am, then the whole plan will blow up in my face! I need to think of something fast...Got it!)

"Oh no! It's Green Lantern disguised as me! The Riddler! Get him!"

Now we don't know which of them is Hal Jordan.

And we can't ask them either because they'll just answer with another fucking question.

Why? The Squid idea is fucking stupid. Who invested this guy?

Meant for

I NEED MY RING!

Skreeak
(I'm sure the riddler has a ring somewhere, he always does.)

Who let Fiddler on the Roof in?

We can spray them both with mustard! Whichever is the real green lantern will be powerless.

No! We're doing my plans and my plans alone!

Joker what are you doing back in your old costume? Get back in your new one!

Three Riddlers?! Riddler how are you doing this?!

That spells Kryptonite you dyslectic fuck!

Buenos noches Bane.

Because you chose to put in on jackass!

Thank you Toymaker!

You two have a point. Find the ring!

But the Riddler is already powerless. We still could not differentiate them.

What ring? I thought he had a lantern?

For the last time Luthor
NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR THREE DOORS DOWN VINAL

(Who's this guy again? I don't think I've ever even seen him before. I want to distance myself from him but I can't let him know that I'm Green Lantern! I know what will do the trick!)

"Riddle me this! Open, Point, Talk, Cry. What am I?"

STAB BOTH! I WILL ENTER THEIR MIND AND FIND OUT WHO THE TRUE ENIGMA IS! HAHAHAHA!

THERE YOU ARE!

Did you finally beat He-Man, Skeletor?

>No! We're doing my plans and my plans alone!
Yur Plans Always Fail Luthor. Our Plans On The Other Hand, Will Ensure An End To The Man Of Steel's Never-Ending Story.

That's a good plan
I say we go with his plan

Octavias we had this discussion when we had Superman and Spiderman fighting each other.

His powers come from a ring and the source of his powers come from the lantern.

We are not stabbing people here Taskmaster.

But he's not Stan Lee.

The time is 6:29 PST, 9:29 EST, 2:29 GMT, and 11:29 JST for the weebs.

I'm Doctor Destiny not some copycat. Tell me how do 5-dimensional biengs dream? I have entered the dreams of many beings; human, animals even gods, but never glimpsed at a mind that thinks beyond time. Let me in.

(Oh so his name is Taskmaster! Okay, got it, I'll just play along.)

"Yes Taskmaster! Stabbing is not the way that we villains intelligently solve our problems"

OK then tell us your "oh so perfect plan" jackass!

Don't you think you should take me to dinner, first?

L-Luthor, it's me Dee. John Dee. Don't you remember, you asked me to teach you lucid dreaming, so that you may kill Superman every night. It's quite insulting that you don't recognise me.

Boy, any old drug addict can become a superhero, now can't they?

Bizarro think you are true Riddler

We Shall Put All Resources Towards Completing Construction Of The Oblivion Machine. And With Its Completion, The Souls Of All Life In The Entire Multiverse Shall Be Entrapped Within A Cycle Of Suffering Without End, And We Shall Rejoice In Anguish Together. This Plan Is Truly Without Flaw, Unlike Yours.

Skreeek
(Not enough smashing.)

Who are you and what did you do to Hal? I will reach into your mind for the answ-AAAAAAAAAH

Jeez I'm drawing a bank here.
You're really are a forgettable guy.

Well Bizarro has spoken, you're the real Riddler.

Boring, not to mention sounds like something that cocksucker Doom would do. Not my plan involves kryptonite and jabbing it into Superman's neck.

I don't think I even did anything...

I'm hungry, who wants to go with me to a diner I know off?

(Dang, Clark told me that this guy has a strange way of speaking. What was it again? I'll have to think of something.)

"Uhhhhhhh no?"

Let me stab him! And whose hand is this?
Fuck you Luthor! I can defeat Superman by my own!

>this thread

(Little do these roleplayers realize that if I make one of them say Sup Forums backwards, they'll be taken back to their homeworld of Reddit!)

Hey Lex, you got anything to drink? Milk, OJ, /oc/, Coffee?

But Luthor how will you get through his skin?
I could eat, what's the name?

Are you crying underneath that mask?

Sup Forumsfee please.

Fuck you the plan works!!!

>Boring, not to mention sounds like something that cocksucker Doom would do. Not my plan involves kryptonite and jabbing it into Superman's neck.
You've Attempted This Same Plan For Years, Luthor. And It Fails Every Time. And Then We End Up Having The Legion Defeated And We're Forced To Go Into Hiding Until It All Blows Over. We Don't Doubt That This Time Will Be More Of The Same.

So it’s agreed we kidnap Superman’s son and have “fun” with him right?