If he’s so evil why doesn’t he just rape everyone on the planet?

If he’s so evil why doesn’t he just rape everyone on the planet?

He's barry-sexual.

Remember that last time your butt itched user

>IT WAS ME BARRY
>I'M YOU BIOLOGICAL FATHER

How do you know he hasn't? He's as fast as the fastest man alive, you know.

My butt itches right now!

>It was me barry

The question you need to ask is:
>how would raping everyone on the planet make Barry’s life more miserable?

>not raping everyone Barry loves in front of him in rapid succession with his amazingly short attosecond cool down periods allowing him to produce massive amounts of jizz

Are you implying he hasn't?

>Not milking Barry's dick from the past and placing his cum in a bunch of ovulating women so Barry has a bunch of kids to pay for

I bet he licks all of Barry’s food and hides his toilet paper

What if he did do that and every single sexual assault conviction in judicial history was made against an innocent fall guy?

>remember when you were accused of perpetrating the rape of Nanking?
>it was me Barry, I was the raped Chinese women

If he's so fast can he rape himself via time travel?

Obviously

Because there are at least two Japanese "Heroes" that do that already.

Well, it was less rape and more kill everything
You know he sucked off Barry to place the cum in those women.

Because that would make Gordon happy.
Which would make Bruce a little less pissy at the next JLA meeting.
Which would make Barry's life ever so slightly easier.

How is that evil?

Because it would take him .5 seconds to rape every person on earth and then he'd have nothing left to do.

Maybe he does but he has a micro-penis?

My God, he's PERFECT

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This, it's all about his hateboner for Barry