I'm pretty sure Tony gets so much ass because of his status, not his dick-game. Pretty sad, really. I mean, Reed outclasses him in everything. Doom is canonically hung like a horse. He's not even a billionaire these days.
He's rich, successful, a genius, seen as a hero the world over, but also a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE. An unpardonable sin at Marvel these days.
Jack Allen
Not OP, but all fanfics portray DOOM as packing a 12”x8” cock or something. As for Canon, well, there was that instance in that Counter-Earth mini where he was naked and the “shadows” went pretty down, alluding to a large dick.
Eh, let’s be honest here, not everyone has an 8” cock. Average is about 5.5-6. Tony’s of English & Italian stock, so it’s not like he was ever gonna be a stallion.
Jackson Walker
Richard "DICK" Rider >>>>>>>>>>>> Tony Stark.
Cameron Reed
Nah, Stark fucks good enough for SheHulk, Gamora was just too brutal for him or perhaps intentionally humiliated him to get him to stop flirting with her.
Jordan Campbell
You forget that She-Hulk fucked him only once, when he was Director if SHIELD, and she was working for SHIELD, so... I think it was less “he fucks good” and more “if I give him some ass and pretend I enjoy it I might get a promotion”.
And before she saw the disappointment that he was, Gamora was into it. There’s no case of it being intentional humiliation, as she gets extremely pissed off at him later. She simply wanted a good dick, he didn’t have it, and in her eyes he became worthless.
Jose Cook
Gamora seemed like a bad girl version of Starfire. She could get any man she wanted but she seemed to have a thing for in particular. And of course that man's name is Dick.
Bentley Peterson
Pichelli confirmed he fired early here and didn't get to fuck Gamora. Hence why she's still wearing her undergarments. Otherwise Gamora would've been naked under the sheets like Tony.
Bendis won't confirm anything but he alluded to the same thing, Tony just couldn't handle her.
Honestly just seeing Rich gets her horny (pic related).
She's been attracted to Rich, Adam, and Vance Astro.
Adam she formed a connection with and him constantly frustrating her plus being a badass made her want to fuck him but Adam turned her down. He's also the peak of human perfection and probably could fuck like a god but to her dismay and that of every women and men he doesn't seem to care much for sex.
With Rich it started as casual fucking but eventually they both developed feelings for each other then went their separated ways. There is always sexual tension when they meet up tho. I also like to think Rich is open to a lot of things and is kinky as fuck. He dated Namorita and even fuck her when she was blue and had webbed hands and shit, also Necker seemed like she would do some freaky shit in bed. Plus he's young (younger than her if you think about it) so he has the stamina too.
Vance Astro when he punched the Matriarch she got horny and asked him if he had a zipper in his suit. Then in Guardians 3000 she saw him kickass and take the lead and she was so impressed with him she wanted him to be the leader of their Guardian group instead of Star-lord.
Brody Flores
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Eli Rogers
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Dylan Parker
>fires early Still bad. And really, it makes sense for him to be a Dicklet. He overcompensates all the time, and constantly tries to aug himself.
Michael Peterson
>Canon Dicklets & Bad Fuckers Ralph is a 4.
Xavier Hill
Step aside dicklets.
Caleb Collins
It's time to show these guys who the real fuckers are.
Charles Allen
>It's a literal dick measuring contest Freud would have a field day here.
Joseph Torres
Chulk is such a bad kisser he turned Viv gay.
Austin Miller
no psychoanalysis needed, we like dicks.
Oliver Perez
So Bruce has been hinted at being hung but what about Dick? Not like it matters because he's always depicted as great in bed mainly due to his stamina.
Gavin Ortiz
Freud was a memer and is barely entry level psychology.
Luke Gonzalez
check that shadow again user
Adrian Diaz
Huh. I remembered it bigger. Looks as if his balls aren't even visible. I guess they're flying sideways? I guess the fan-fics lied, cause that's not hung.
How many of his fucks do you think turned out dissapointing Sup Forums? is Tony canonically the worst sex-doer? I mean, we have tons of panels of Parker wooing MJ. Stark's a playboy, but it seems to me he sucks at it. It's why he doesn't have a stable love-interest. He attracts women due to his status, but he cannot keep them. I mean, his longest relationship was with a Japanese, while his favorites are blondes & redheads... Being Tony is suffering...
>So Bruce has been hinted at being hung but Sauce? I know that he's got great stamina (dee-dee), but I don't know about the Bat-Dick.
>what about Dick? There was an issue of Grayson where they examine him and he's naked, but nobody makes any mention of his dick or whatever. So average, I guess.
Gavin Gray
'Member when Gomora was super sexy good times
Justin Johnson
>Sauce? I know that he's got great stamina (dee-dee), but I don't know about the Bat-Dick.
Cannot confirm but I believe I heard some remarks and innuendo in comics.
Kevin Taylor
>nobody makes any mention of his dick Dat ass tho ...
Elijah Harris
I reckon he's the opposite. Lois is a lucky woman.
Jaxson Jones
i remember wizard magazine milking the "boy wonder" joke for all it's worth.
Joshua Garcia
That's cause Spidey is Marvel's best and most popular Self-Insert. Tony was always a B rank side hero no one really liked till the movies.
Ethan Foster
Actually he hasn't... Clark has though.
Angel Green
Well he is Superman. I think WW was happy to with Superbro
Owen Sullivan
You. Your dad. Your uncle. Your grandpa.
Josiah Hall
>Average is about 5.5-6 Maybe in Asia
Jace Evans
I assumed Tony has great sex skills for Earth, but Gamora is used to a galactic level of sex skills that haven't reached Earth yet. So the more time a person spends in space sleeping around with different aliens, the better they get at sex. Tony just couldn't handle Gamora's galactic sex game.
Charles Perez
>it’s an user pretends to be an “””average””” 8” episode 5.5”-6.5” is the world average. Even places like the Congo have an average of 6.5” or something close.
Juan Flores
That was my guess as well. Tony has developed skills over time, but he has no monstercock to instantly please an alien like Gamora. He compensates for his less than stellar dick by having moves, but Gamora being Gamora isn’t phased by that. If he had superpowers or a bigger cock, the moves would’ve been secondary, since he could provide the necessary force. But Tony being an average meant that he just couldn’t handle it.
Leo James
Okay, Nova and Miles faces waiting for something to happen got me
Landon Murphy
Hey, at least they all got laid. By the same woman.
Jaxson Bailey
It's because the majority are around the 5-7.5 mark - the dick bell curve is shaped more like a dick than a bell.
The further you go from the average (in either direction) the more the chance drops drastically.
In other words the vast men fall into the middle ground, less than 4 and greater than 8 are rare
David Edwards
There is no need for guesswork. the studies have already been done. read em and weep boys: Republic of Congo, 7.1 Ecuador, 7 Ghana, 6.8 Colombia 6.7 Iceland 6.5 Italy 6.2 South Africa 6 Sweden 5.9 Greece 5.8 Germany 5.7 New Zealand 5.5 UK 5.5 Canada 5.5 Spain 5.5 France 5.3 Australia 5.2 Russia 5.2 USA 5.1 Ireland 5 Romania 5 China 4.3 India 4 Thailand 4 South Korea 3.8 North Korea 3.8 digitaljournal.com/article/333932
Dylan Ross
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Isaiah Parker
why do people keep repeating that false Congo statistic, anyway?
Juan Scott
because muh cuck fetish
Oliver Smith
>North Korea 3.8
That explains everything.
James Long
This board really is just another Sup Forums now.
Eli Kelly
I don't get how these studies are supposed to be accurate when the data is all self reported. And what about girth?
Mason White
no one cares about hocky puck dick
Hudson Thompson
Truly
SK should blare dick stats into NK instead of music.
Easton Nguyen
So what I can infer here OP, is that you have a minuscule dick and the only way that you feel better about it is by comparing yourself to fictional characters whose dick sizes you're just pulling out of your ass.
Adrian Diaz
W-What? N-no...
Actually yeah, except I don’t have a microdick. It’s around 6.5”x5.5” but the fact that it’s not 8”+ has left me with a deep insecurity. This pic got spammed here so many times, I figured I’d give it a try.
And come on, Stark’s totally a Dicklet (not a Micro, just not BBC). He doesn’t have a stable relationship, he sleeps around but never gets closer than a one night stand, he always makes his armors flashier and even experiments on himself. It all reeks of overcompensating.
Aiden Baker
That's... pretty sad.
Juan Sanders
By The Goddess, to taste of Jen's ambrosial nectars...
Anthony Myers
Wait, that is Gamora? What the!?
Jace Torres
Bendis' GotG.
And Bendis also wrote Pic Related which definitely alludes to him being a dicklet.
Elijah Turner
Dunno about dicklet, but he's certainly autistic.
>everyone's wearing their beach attire >Tony the Autist shows up in his armor Can't get more pathetic than that.
Thomas Rivera
Eh, maybe he slipped into it to give them some help on pulling the r-
>he's wearing his swimtrunks over his armour Yup, he's an autisic dicklet.
Christian Miller
>fanfics
Carter Gutierrez
To be fair, looking at those unbalanced as fuck teams, he sort of had to.
Michael Young
Yeah but look at the trunks. He's wearing them OVER his suit. He showed up like this.
Jack Miller
I remember an issue of BoP that had Canary walk in on him showering, and I think she was staring at this dick, but its been years since I read it and have no scans with me.
Ryder Robinson
It could just as easily have been too small. I mean, the guy wears tights and never has a bulge...
Parker Davis
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Oliver Jackson
How is a guy who has nanomachine'd himself countless times a dicklet, much less firing early? Augmenting your sexual performance seems like the first things any male would do in his position.
Doesn't look like she's starring to me. She is giggling though, so maybe he's packing heat.
The fact that he's so fucking eager to experiment on himself should give you the answer. He's trying to upgrade himself, but he's still an engineer, he's not well-versed in biology. And what can he do? Go to a clinic and say "ay girl, put those super-cool nanites on muh dick". It'd make national news. Remember, Extremis was Hansen's creation that he modified with Machine Code.
Best theory I can come up with is that he's trying to boost his intelligence back to Extremis level and become enough of a polymath to change his biology. Become immortal, taller, etc, etc.
But really, the fact that with all the disaster stories around him, he's still dead set on modifying himself, tells everything...
Owen Sanders
All Star Batman came in a flash of lightning and Black Canary immediately gets surly with him.
Jeremiah Moore
I thought he was already capable of doing all those changes. Wasn't he pretty much changing 4s to 10s during the whole superior stint?
An inch or 5 compared to all the other shit hes done over the years seems like it'd be nothing.
Colton Young
Reed views this thread and laughs
He ain't even black
Aiden Butler
He purged Extremis though. But yeah, dunno. Might be an ego thing. His obsession with upgrading/augmenting himself does hint at him being dissatisfied with himself, but I think he's too prideful to make any significant changes to himself.
Either way, Pre-Extremis he was definitely on the average side. During Superior, he probably gave himself a bigger dick. Post-Superior, dunno.
Easton Brooks
Reed is actually the biggest Chad in comics.
>smartest person ever >addoration of millions >space explorer >can make his dick any size he wants
Seriously, how can the rest compete?! Stark spends so much time trying to control the world, when Reed could easily do all that shit if he wanted.
Parker Butler
His wife keeps giving the side eye to the fishman who's tried to kill him multiple times.
Bentley Baker
And? What does Reed care about some thot? Unlike Stark The Dicklet, he could satisfy any woman in th Multiverse. His dick can take any size or shape. He simply doesn't care about it.
>the Virgin Stark >vs >the Chad Richards
Robert Butler
man i miss when Gamora used to be fun
Aaron Moore
>Reed is actually the biggest Chad in comics. Reed go to sleep, you can't even change into a bicycle.
Lincoln Rodriguez
I have a feeling sue would never actually fuck namor but she knows making reed jealous leads to him actually coming to dinner and banging her out
Oliver Taylor
No, there just pretending his dick doesn't exist for modesty sake, otherwise his dick would be literally non existant.
Chase Powell
Woah.... So this is the power of superhero lore...
Jackson Thomas
I want to defend my waifu. But no. Gwen is a thirsty whore.
Josiah Lopez
Not sure about dicklets but Superman is hung it happened in new 52 Morrison said some shit about Batman being hung. Hercules in marvel if I remember correctly is also hung Wolverine I believe was hinted of being a big guy. That's all I got.
Landon Moore
Sauces?
Lincoln Lee
Bruce has Canon the biggest dick in the justice league. Morrison says that the guy has a monster dick.
Leo Williams
Then how come it's not visible when wearing tights?
Caleb Morales
Morrison just wants to fuck Batman
Austin Richardson
Superman and Batman have equally huge dongs. I can't imagine it any other way.
Xavier Williams
>"Dick " Rider
Luke Russell
All of the Wayne's have great dicks Barbatos spares no expense for its favourite family
Clark is pretty lucky but I bet Lois is pretty happy
Oliver Thomas
Because showing dick outline is consider boardline pornographic. The same reason why the don't usually have cameltoes and nipples shining through the tight among women heroes. Shame too because I could go for some Super and Bat dongs.
Ethan Perez
So is Cap the only hero in Marvel who hasn't fucked every vagina in the Avengers? Seriously Marvel characters are such sluts holy fuck.
Levi Sanders
Hulk hasn't fucked much.
Logan Nelson
watching SymbioteGwen drool over Murdock was adorable
Julian Thomas
Namor has a small dick
Jaxson Lewis
I don't know about that, just ask Black Widow.
Cameron Roberts
Wait... Is that a drawing of Goku behind Alfred?
Matthew James
Freud more like fraud
Ayden Hughes
Volstagg has, like, twelve kids. Not counting the ones he's adopted. Dude just doesn't stop.
Levi Wood
Yeah, the number of people Cap's slept with is pretty low. I think it's basically just Sharon Carter, Peggy Carter, Bernie Rosenthal, Diamondback, and that one prosecutor chick in the mid-2000s.
Logan Price
Reed: 10/10 Pym: 10/10 Tony: 1/10
Brayden Foster
This may be why Carol prefers women now.
Logan Nguyen
Spider-Man and Judge Dredd both have small dicks.
Thor's implied to be hella hung.
Xavier Turner
Hank is probably pretty big even without Pym particles. Sex is the one thing he doesn't seem to have much trouble with.