This is my one true pairing

This is my one true pairing.

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please no more

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I never seen a single Elsagate. YouTube seems to going full on moralfag regarding this regardless of the fact that kids always look up the most perversive shit online and coddling them from this is a great way to create uneducated manbaby SJWs.

I love how all of the SJWs get mad at this shit even though they don't have children.

Unless it involves a kid making a life-changing decision like gender-reassignment surgery, PROTECT THEM CHILLEMS is always top. Coddlle em till they're 30

poos gonna poos

SJWs don't coddle them unless they're black, hispanic, or jewish. The conservatives have that long history of coddling children from the outside world and I have a feeling the older conservatives are bitching about this too.

The problem isn’t that it’s morally perverse or anything. The problem is that it is literally computer generated flash toons/games from China made to exploit Youtube’s bad ad revenue systems, and parents are literally putting their kids in front of that shit for hours on end like it’s a fucking bitcoin miner.

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the difference is that these are being viewed by literal 3 year olds who don't know how to type yet and have just been put in front of a tablet thats autoplaying this garbage, not 11 year olds who'd be looking up edgy shit on their own accord

I like the one where Spidey was surprised to find Elsa in bed with the joker

>Sprite Cranberry

What does that have to do with anything? Are you a Lebron shill?{/spoiler]

t.autism

3-year-olds aren't allowed to be on the Internet, numbnuts. Nice try, but your SJW bullshit won't fool someone who has been redpilled. Also, you poke a hole in your own logic when you said that they don't know how to type. So how did they find the content in the first place, hmm, smartass?

> What does that have to do with anything?

Bing it, nigga.

The whole system is designed to make programs like Elsa Spiderman exist. This is Youtube's final form. They can purge it manually, but it's the strongest strain of virus machines could invent to make money on the platform.

Animation on Youtube died for this. It's everything Youtube has been striving to achieve. It updated constantly, it was long, it was about things people are already searched for, it had millions upon millions of views.

It was perfect.

It's better they learn about the real world as soon as possible and coddling them like some conservative soccer mom housewife would damage them more. This is why we have SJWs in the first place.

Glad those guys are now feeling what the rest of regular youtube is feeling.

so, what's with the syringes? I don't understand.

It's social commentary on how needles cause autism.

You're morally bankrupt and probably haven't touched a woman who isn't your mom. Stay out of adult matters..

What could it teach kids about the real world? Even adults don't understand the logic of Elsagate videos unless you explain the context of them being computer generated crack cocaine for Youtube's promotional algorithm.

All the videos tend to mirror similar subjects. A lot of the early iterations of Elsagate videos were performed by live actors in cheap costumes, and they were a bit on the side of... I don't know, snuff films or something. The people doing them were kind of fucked up.

The computer generated videos then took their formula and followed it, including the same elements like pregnancy, "buried alive", and syringes.

>Spider-Man
>Frozen
>in what clearly is GTAV

the funny thing is that its N _ O _ T the real world

at least if a 3 year old was watching real videos of dental surgeries and people ramming needles in their eyes they would be learning what real life injuries are like

this stuff is a complete slurry of non-sensible dogshit that has nothing to do with real life and teaches pre-K kids that what happens when you're pregnant is you go to a beautician who holds a blowtorch to your face and then the joker buries you alive by zapping you with a magic fidget spinner and then you become an iron man suit which replicates itself and they all dance the harlem shake

Hold up i'm confused. From what I heard prior was this shit was polluting kid's minds and engineering them to become degenerates. Has the consensus been flipped around now?

It was never about kids. At least not as far as Youtube cared. Youtube is cracking down on it because advertisers found out that's where shit tons of their money was going, and it caused advertisers to ask what retarded bullshit Youtube insists is "preferred content" as though Pewdiepie weren't indicator enough.

Youtube is acting now like they had just NO IDEA any of this was going on for as long as it was, and that they weren't running away like bandits with Bicardi's ad money for playing it against a computer-generated mash of child-oriented madness.

>GTAV
That’s GMod.

That much I already knew; I'm referring more about the batshit theories and stances Sup Forums and /x/ had about it.

>There should be at least somewhat of a separation for media for Adults and Children
>SJW bullshit

Well, as far as what parents think, I assume they found it aberrant. They were probably annoyed, and they reported the videos, and Youtube did nothing because parents do not hold billions of dollars to give Youtube in ad revenue.

Sup Forums probably blamed the liberals.

/x/ thought there was a ghost in their kitchen so they hid in the closet and sobbed for like an hour and now they can't remember what their theory was on Elsagate.

The money is literally the only thing in all of this that mattered, and it's why I figure we're in for a repeat of this same shit under a different name next year, because that was a really profitable scam for Youtube, it's what their system was strategically built to produce, and unless they make a TON of real changes it'll naturally occur again.

Are your 4 or 5 years old Billy?
Raised on Youtube son?

All jokes aside get ready for these kids in ten more years folks.

Damn. This is going to be part of my goto soap box speech about this shit because its so true.

>All jokes aside get ready for these kids in ten more years folks.
You mean more channers, redditors, and tumblrs?

Pain fetish plus it mesmerizes kids because they like to witness shit that causes fear. Its like a drug fuel emotional reflex.

That too but specifically kids raised on JewTube by absent and burned out parents.
Kids will grow up thinking there is a pink Spiderman lady or Elsa dating Spiderman and fighting the Joker is part of their normal story.

I remember the vids from long ago, before the retarded -gate was added. Last I remember were Sup Forums threads about this being dark statnic liberal stuff.

Put me up to date
What happened? So this became widly known and not just NEET internet trivia?
Youtube is actually cracking on this? Why? Is it really that big of a deal?
How was YT profiting? Why would they want their content to be shit instead of play some other more interesting video?

Was it really all AI computer generated?

How do the family fingers tie in on this?

>Was it really all AI computer generated?

Ok so the issue is these things are created en-masse by god knows who. The titles are a mishmash of buzzwords that catches Google's automatic playlist generating algorithms. That's where AI plays into this. They've fooled the AI into playing days upon days upon days of this trash to anyone who fires up Let it Go and plays it for their kid.

>we will live in a world where thanks to sketchy YouTube copyright dodges anything can cross over with anything
We’re getting there already with all the weird crossovers comics have been having lately (Turtles/Batman, Predator/Archie, DC/Looney Tunes, etc). Might as well just take the dive and make the whole world one weird fucking action figure mishmash.

This.
I did the research before this became news and this is basically how they get 43million views in a week because of auto play.

Imagine all the little kids growing up on YT videos like this who will lose the memories over time but will have a subconscious imprint within them for decades to come.

In ten years we're going to see SO much artwork that everybody will assume just comes out of nowhere, like the S that you drew in grade school. You know the one.

The finger family videos and other similar videos are generated with a template and free 3D assets.

The videos more commonly associated with Elsagate are the result of people abusing YouTube's search algorithms and making a quick buck doing stupid shit on camera while wearing masks. Spoiler alert: It's the Bradberry brothers, Moe and Ethan (YT/MoeAndET). H3H3 has made a few videos on it.

>It was [x]
As far as Elsagate goes, it's not clear who owns them, and it's probably several companies doing the same thing. One such owners is a company identified as "Mango Kids" because they claim to own numerous Elsagate videos and put Content ID claims against anyone who uploads them or portions of them.

The way it worked was that bots would generate dozens of Youtube channels, and then it would generate dozens of Youtube videos based on pre-made animations. It took pre-made mocap, put the bodies of popular characters on them, then mashed scenes together. Each scene was similar to other scenes unique to these videos, like "buried alive", "pregnant", the syringes, and all that crazy stuff. This made is easy for Youtube to understand the videos were similar, so Youtube would also recommend content from these same channels to viewers. Then, an MCN would claim ALL the Elsagate channels at once, so that everything was under a single unit with the few perks that MCNs still provide, such as less fussy monetization.

So these people were in Youtube's system pretty much as deep as you can go without being in the actual company. Obviously Youtube had some awareness of them and was letting it all happen.

But then the news started talking about it, and suddenly advertisers started sending in a lot of angry e-mails. Because here's what's cute about this: Youtube never tells advertisers where their ads play. Instead, Youtube promised them a "Youtube preferred" program, where they'd pay top dollar to appear next to the most popular content on all of Youtube. Or rather, the content most popular with Youtube's retarded bot that killed animators and all other forms of creative content.

So! Bottom line. Youtube indirectly engineered Elsagat by trying to make a system that could only logically promote something like this in the end, they let it run because it was profitable, and now that they're in trouble, they're acting like they had no idea.

actually that's GTA IV (the good one)

I read this post in MGS2 Colonel's voice.

I spend a lot - I mean A LOT of time on YouTube every single day. I watch a lot of Sup Forums-related videos. I have never once been ever recommended one of these videos. Why?

>YouTube indirectly engineered Elsagate
I don't want to get too /x/ here, but this is the so called ghost in the machine.
This is a silly example, but it illustrates very well an aberrant (and slightly harmful) behaviour spawned simply from context. The emergence of unintentional patterns. Not one person wanted this, but the circumstances and individual actors let some algorithm dwell in that.

Today +80% of America's stock trading is AI.
Just like leaves pile up in the gutter, strange and even dangerous patterns will emerge organically if these are left unchecked.

This is the real fear people should have of self-taught AI. Their process is too complex for us to actually look into the box, and this rapid accumulation of information, this creation of order, risks creating patterns we don't understand.

Stupid meme-posting aside

Elsa and Peter actually do have potential for a decent ship
>Elsa is a self induced outcast who shut herself off from society is fear her powers would bring harm
>Even after the film she's still inscure

>Peter is just a kid who wants to the right thing despite his powers bringing misery to himself and most others
>Has an on and off relationships with women but still tries to make things work

If actual effort was put in, I think there's potential for something adorable here.

>Elsa and Peter actually do have potential for a decent ship
I unironically consider it to be a possibility that Spidelsa was an accidental but good match-making, based on the optimisation of some demographic metric.


This is literally the first AI ship.

So I heard one of the people who acted in these things was a porn star...who's got links?

>decent ship
>both owned by disney
>kids raised by youtube will think its canon

5-10 years from now, Marvel will put Elsa, or a character LIKE Elsa (shut in with ice powers who wears ice colors), into canon Spider-Man comics as love interest. They'll sell. Soon it will be like MJ never existed.

I swear to god I've seen some lewd Spiderman/Elsa fanart but I can't find it since the only thing google gives is 'lmao, look at this weird stuff on youtube'

calling it "true" won't hide your obvious mental illness.

I've said it a thousand times over, but till everyone is aware of it, I'll keep saying it.

This is a series of videos made automatically by a basic AI. Not just a few, but HUNDREDS. DOZENS OF HOURS of footage. It's mostly put together by algorithm, including some of the model animation, but is sometimes interspersed with live-action footage of basically-confirmed porn stars in superhero costumes "playing" fetishistic scenarios out. The titles, casting of copywritten characters, the "plot", are all designed to pull views from very young children and their hapless inattentive parents in a scheme to rake in advertising revenue money off of a poorly-moderated video hosting website. This is definitely the work of an unknown party somewhere in the Far East, who is effectively polluting bandwidth and committing plagarism on a mass-produced scale to game the system in one of the most flagrant cases of runaway capitalism imaginable. All of this, likely without leaving their swivel chair. And that's ignoring the persistent rumors of embedded secret messages/links/metadata meant for pedophiles/human traffickers/Satanist cultists.

It's time to face it lads. It all sounds like a ShadowRun campaign. We're not entering a divergent cyberpunk timeline.. we're already there.

>This is a series of videos made automatically by a basic AI

That doesn't explain the ones with human actors.

Which makes me wonder just how many of these video makers are spoof accounts or live-action "branches" of the same operation. How many are out there? How many people are working on it, or similar projects? Surely this amassment of technology, man-hours, and materials can't be the work of a single man. Surely more than one person thought this racket through.

>We're not entering a divergent cyberpunk timeline.. we're already there.
Were is all the cool shit then.

You misunderstand. We aren't the heroes. We aren't the main characters. Shit, we aren't even the ones giving out quests. We're the "before people". It's our lot in this life to suffer and sweat and bleed, so that others down the line will be jacking into the OverNet with cyber-limbs. IF we are blessed by luck, we might live long enough to see the roots take hold where we planted the seed of innovation.

But remember the basic tenet of cuberpunk: "High Tech, Low Life". No matter how ya slice it, the coming days are gonna be full of WAT and suck. Stay safe out there, Sup Forumsmm-jockey.

Frankly, I think a lot of the cool shit is actually already here. It's just either not mass produced yet, still in development, or isn't made as flashy as we imagine.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YLwTJMyoB8

Or the ones with fucking stop-motion animation. If you know anything about that, you'd know that out of all the things to animate, stop-motion animation takes some REAL effort to do.

It only further increases my personal suspicion that this shit is a coordinated effort for some weird reason.

I haven't seen those. That's baffling.

You can record a hundred of the fucking live action ones in a week if you cleverly recycle footage, and you can probably shit out a thousand in flash..

It's PREEETY fucking incredible, creepy, and pathetic that there are channels on YouTube that more or less prosper on what little kids just type into their mom's iPad

I've seen the stop motion ones and they're animated recently. I wonder who did them.

I hope so mjs been such a bitch lately

Do jewtube profit large from this shit anyway?

thedailybeast.com/youtube-toy-channels-target-kids-who-watch-instead-of-play

Fuck off. Only woman for spider man is twilight sparkle.

I guess thaat makes sense

who made this and why

These videos are literal conditioning videos to groom children into being "accepting" to abuse and not tattling on their to-be molesters to their parents.

Who are the actors and actresses in these Spiderman & Elsa videos?

Did a paper on this last week for my Writing 2 class. There's some real cool shit in the works.
>nytimes.com/2015/05/21/technology/a-bionic-approach-to-prosthetics-controlled-by-thought.html
Mother fucking robotic prosthetic that allow you to feel touch. That shit's insane. Also, there's that one dude who claims that in 30 years we'll be able to upload our minds to computers.
>bbc.com/news/magazine-35786771
Just think of the possibilities. I can use VR through my mind hooked up to the computer and live out my size play fantasies with all my senses in place while jacking myself off in RL with my prosthetic arm that has a built in fleshlight.