SOUTH PARK

SOUTH PARK
TITLE: SPLATTY TOMATO
Episode #2110 Air date: December 6, 2017

"The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children."

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someone in that preview is going to die

I was here first mods js
>the episode hasn't even started and Kenny's already dead

Fatty going splatty

Heidi is a wonderful girl who did nothing wrong.

These are your main characters for tonight

I want Heidi to not die and stick around

ftfy

ftfy

ftfy

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ftfy

WHERE IS THE PREVIEW CLIP RREEEEEEEEE

There will be no preview

Bummer. I was really looking forward to a 4 second clip of Stan sitting in a chair looking pensive before there's a knock at the door.

Reminder that Tweek is going to suicide bomb Kyle in hopes that it will stop Canadians from using their Q-bombs (build with tech bought from Iraqis and Norks, originally authorized after the 2nd war of American aggression) against USA in an retaliation for that whole nuking Toronto thing.

Same, but unironically. It would be better than nothing

Nah, it is more likely that someone else gets splattered by those whales.

>stan becomes an alcoholic as a way to deal with the fact that his life has no continuity and that everything repeats time after time with minor variations
>there is now continuity
>yet they do not dedicate even a single episode to see how it has affected stan, instead of opting to banter to the shippers

Would it had really hurt to cut off one scene with Cartman and Cartman 2.0 to see if Stan is still starting his days with a shot of vodka?

Fingers crossed for fake out death

Kyle brought up his nihlism

>Splatty Tomato.
>The image baits you to think Heidi will be the one to jump
>But the tomato is right behind her.

>kyle dying
Yes
>tweek dying
No

>not removing both best boys in a single episode

Shit taste, m8.

Will Heidi really die?
She’s become such a good character lately

>calling kyle best boy
No

>Kenny nowhere to be seen
>Kyle in deep shit
>Craig and Tweek replace them
>Stan is back to being the one who learned something today
>Heidi & Cartman and Craig & Tweek completely replace Stan & Wendy as the show's main couples for good

It is not like they'ven't killed off/put permanently off-screen other good characters during the shows run.

Fuck Wendy!

All of that sounds so good though

Mr. Only Good Canadian is a Dead Canadian is a best boy.

You're saying that dumb crap again even after being corrected by an user last time? Maybe it's your life that doesn't have continuity.

I want that to happen

Reminder Karen is cutest South Park girl.

Kenny is the nihilist. Stan was just cynical for a few episodes and everyone chooses to endlessly obsess over it.

>all those shit ideas

So this is your brain on shipping.

Lies
He hasn't been a best boy since season 15

Sure thing Kenny you weirdo

Stan's drinking was never that meta. It was about his tastes changing, his standards increasing and his becoming too cynical and jaded to enjoy any of the things he used to enjoy, or even enjoy anything period. He drank to dumb himself down so he could see things the way he used to again. It hasn't been brought up recently because it isn't that important and contrary to popular belief is not the single defining moment of Stan's character that colors his every decision.

Can't wait for the Casa Bonita DLC.

This
Do nihilist care for their little sisters?

I want to believe he'll come through with the lewd

Supporting leaf genocide=automatically a best boy desu senpai.

Get out of here Kyle, Stan is for straight.

Kyle "Commander in Chief, Wipe Out Those Leafs' Broflovski

He knows she'll turn to dust eventually and nothing he or she does matters, but he does what he can to make the tiny insignificant glimmer of her existence just a little bit brighter before it returns to oblivion as all things do. Mysterion is a nice nihilist, that's why he helps while wrestling with the futility of it all.

Kahl needs to be stopped
and theres only one who can do it

But he killed butters canadian girlfriend
That is unforgivable

And lets be honest, Wendy clearly wears the pants in that relationship. Or the yellow tights, as it were. If anybody is doing the fucking it'll be Wendy.

Butters tackling Kyle from screen left and beating the shit out of him when?

Wednesday

>Butters tackling Kyle from screen left and beating the shit out of him
Oh man I want this

NO QUARTER, BUTTERS

>OOHAHAHHAHAHA
>COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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It's out.

WHAT IS THE SPLATTY TOMATO.

hopefully it means khal death

You can't give a president a kyle death.
My guess is that M+T wanted to keep the splatty tomato a secret until wednesday to fuck with us but didn't have anything else that wasn't spoiler

FUCK OFF WENDY!

Shut your bitch ass up, Heidi

Boo Wendy.

Boo Wendy Testaburger. Boo.

my guess is they're going to make it look like heidi's gonna kill herself- standing on windy overpass, everybody telling her to not do it, but then she just shits off the side of the railing- this act being called a "splatty tomato" because of what it does to a car's windsheild.

Anons have been saying it's a rotten tomatoes thing and I think that makes the most sense. Whether Heidi dies or not is 50/50

What was the most gory and gruesome deaths you've seen on South Park?

Chef

He didn't deserve it.

Definitely Chef's. Trey and Matt can be so fucking petty, like dumblrinas.

YAY FATTY ISNT GOING SPLATTY

It's a rotten tomato score
Justice league = DC comic
Garrison = Washington DC

Token was really into it. We darkies do love us some boxing.

Butters gonna fuck him up and shit in his hat

I think it's a reference to the website Rotten Tomatoes.

Careful not to get your hopes up too high buddy, it could still mean both.

one of their cutest moments.
if she doesn't die then they'll get married later in life

>There are people who think Heidi's gonna die

She's definitely just remembering how she "died" in that bridge, besides, if she were to die, they'd probably kill her in a different way

Please be Tweek or Craig.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Preferably Tweek

I don't hate creek but I would love to drown in the fujo tears.

Him calling her shit like "sweetheart" while slugging her was unironically cute, and cuter because Heidi probably socked him first.

But I like Craig. I wouldn't mind him getting amnesia and forgetting everything after Tweek vs. Craig, and only remembering that he wanted to punch Tweek in the mouth.

I don't think anyone's gonna die

The old Heidi could come back from the grave tho

Craig would kill the person responsible, and then himself.

that isn't south park

>Heidi is teased as the one to die
>a truck comes out of nowhere and wipes out Craig and Tweek

A lot of Heiman has been genuinely cute.

Which is why none of them are dying

a needed sacrifice to drive the tumblr faggotry from the fanbase

Where'd you get that pic user?

kenny

Finally!! It's been too damn long, I say. Take me now great abyss!

>punch him in the mouth
With his dick?

I don't think anyone's gonna die, Heiman could possibly maybe die, specially since Heidi seems to be remembering her old self or something like that in the preview, but I wouldn't bet on it

What I want to know is where the fuck is Kyle

i just assumed it was talking about the nukes

If Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina didn't drive the Tumblr audience away, what makes you think killing off Tweek and Craig will?

Is he as fucked as Garrison right now?

South Park has always had fujo tumblr faggotry even before TweekxCraig episode.

I saved it from a thread. But according to Google reverse image search it can also be found on South Park Archives and some other places.

Nah, I find Tweek funny. Maybe because I love season six.
Craig annoys the fuck out of me. His "I don't give a fuck" shtick got old in the Pandemic two parter.

Chef and the kids in the "Put it Down" episode
nice filename
killing it would just push it further

With a knife.

I thought it did and TxC brought them back.