You only have one bullet

You only have one bullet.

The character you shoot is written out of Marvel continuity forever.

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The white one.

Either ri ri, america, or whor. Something about ri ri really triggers me, while whor started the trend of forcing down women in comics. America is shit but its also kinda funny

The EIC, that japanese guy.

OP for being a fagget.

Miles Morales

But I'm not in the pic.

Protip: I don't need to since most of those characters will lose popularity within this year, and
Marvel will have to kill them off and bring back the original characters to make fucking money.

ANAD Wasp.

The others at least have potential to be interesting. She's just kinda... there.

Failing that, the blue guy who is most likely an Inhuman.

America.

Miles has a movie coming out

This thot.

With Bendis leaving I'm gonna get more then one bullet

Carol Danvers.

Riri.
Plenty of the ANAD crowd are bad, but they could still be reinvented and offered new roles. If we can have three Flashes and seven gree lanterns, we can have these.
But Riri? She has no place. She has no niche whatsoever. There's nothing about her that's unique, nothing other characters made before or since don't have. She's just Bendis's OC daughterfu.

I use the bullet to ask for infinite bullets, then shoot everyone.

Just Squirrel Girl. My penis cares too much about Gwen and Kamala.

It's legitimately hard choosing between America and Riri. Like for real that shit harder than Sophie's choice.

Iron Negress

Probably Riri, just because as far as I know she hasn't really done anything interesting.

I don't really care enough to want any of these characters actively written out, though.

Kill Squirrel Girl.

Yeah.

An *animated* movie.

Gwenpool. Then I would find more ammunition, and fire more rounds into her corpse.

Which did you prefer, Hank? Live action JL or animated JL?

What's the deal with that movie anyway? I feel like it's been announced months ago and we still know next to nothing about it. Do we have ful confirmation it's being worked on? Hw far along is it?

I'd say Riri but with Bendis leaving she might just shrivel up on her own.

So lets kill America.

Moon Girl

Shes annoying and if im shooting at her she aint gonna superpower her way out of that shit.

Close second is Squirrel Girl.
Who knows, maybe one will hide behind the other and I could get both with a large caliber rifle, I've always been a pretty decent shot.

Okay that's... that's just not fair.

Written by the guys who did lego movie
Story by the guy who did gravity falls.
And directed by the guys who did raise of the guardians.

Riri and anyone who says differently is a faggot.

Moon Girl is harmless and is aimed at little kids.
America has existed for ages anyway.
Ms. Marvel is good.
Cho Hulk has been built up to for a decade now and makes sense.
Kate and Miles are fine, not great but have potential.
Nu-Wasp sucks but is easy to ignore.

Riri is the only one who is completely creatively bankrupt and actively ruins things she doesn't belong in.

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>OP's picture is badly recolored Poser

how did we get to the point where comics look worse than porn?

Shoot Gwenpool and Ms. Marvel, user.

Gwenpool is harmless too. She sticks to her own book and it has its own appeal.

I think Kamala is fine but I can understand why people might find her annoying since she gets shoved in lots of crossovers.

Computer era + page rates and deadlines putting pressure on artists

Half of those can dodge it and or tank the shot though

Nick Fury, Jr.

hey faggot, some of us are taking it seriously, you get riri but only because she doesnt have her helmet on.

theres only a handful of them you could actually stand there and shoot in the head without them either tanking it, avoiding it, or some other damn thing.

I mentioned squirrel girl but even she has massive plot armor and ridiculousness surrounding her, same with gwenpool.

Fail

Gwen to stop the daily waifufag threads.

I kind of liked Squirrel Girl originally. Cho as the Hulk is silly but makes some sense regarding their past. Miles is fine, Kamala is fine, Gwen Pool is great.
Its really just between Riri and America.
So I'd shoot young Novafuck you, give me back Rider as Nova

Squirrel Girl has been pretty good in the past and I think most of what's bad about her book is the unbelievably horrendous art. It's just bad. You can't excuse it with "Well, it's my style!" Shit is just unappealing on most metrics.

I still can't believe they thought this was an acceptable style for their event poster.

Why did they make Riri look like a fucking ape?

What the fuck is all this hate on squirrel girl. Shes the most powerful being in all of marvel and you think you van kill just like that? Begone you bandwagoning thots.

Is she even old enough to vote?

>le miles has potential meme
Every time. Although someone saying Kate has potential is a new one.

Hank McCoy

Gonna need more bullets to remove the garbage characters.

To be fair, modern comic fans grew up in eras where Liefeld or Hitch were considered the best artists around. Until recently hacks like Tony Daniel were considered "superstars".

The nigger Iron Man. That bitch has got to go!

She's 16 so no. It's just Marvel grandstanding their politics once again.

>liefeld ever considered a good artist
Come on now.

Miles does. Everyone loved Ultimate Spider-Man, people want comics about young heroes growing up. They botched the first few years of Miles but it's possible to fix him.

I actually like Kate

Oh you sweet summer child.

>Everyone loved Ultimate Spider-Man
When Peter was Spidey, yes.

But unless you're a retarded characterfag there's no reason why Miles is intrinsically worse than Peter in concept.

It's a metaphor, son.

Try thinking of the bullet as being magic if that helps.

Erica Henderson. She fucked up Squirrel Girl, and she fucked up Sluggy Freelance before that.

Miles is intrinsically worse because, at his core, there is nothing about his character that sets him apart from Peter aside from the color of his skin. That is ultimately Miles' purpose. To be the black Spider-Man.

Namor or Deadpool

I mean Miles has been written by bendis only. I mean look at the green lanterns and batman, Simon baz and Jason todd used to be terrible characters.

I'll just line up the ones I don't like and shoot through the temple.

That's not intrinsic to his character. That's why he was created, but if you ignore everything Bendis has done with him so far, he's a blank slate you can do anything with.

If someone came in and wrote him like, say, Static, then they could do a lot with him. Static is a teen hero like Ultimate Peter, but they used his blackness to inform the character and his world rather than just make him "Peter Parker but he's black under the mask"

>I mean Miles has been written by bendis only.
He's been written by Mark Waid, Michel Fiffe and Chris Hastings among others. Plus he has a novel by Jason Reynolds. Same fucking deal. He's boring every time.

>If someone came in and wrote him like, say, Static
Then he would be a Static clone instead of a Peter clone.

1. Riri Williams
Everything about Riri is awful. I hate her character, and I hate why she was made. Bendis made her solely for the $$$. I would kill her just to see that fat bastard's face

2. Moon Girl
Moon Girl is just as awful. She has shit character design, awful characterization, and a awful uniform. The fact that they attached Devil Dinosaur to her is worse

3. Squirrel Girl
Ryan North has ass raped her for years. I want her to die just because of her shit series.

4. America
Chavez is fucking awful. Her story is awful and her current series brings bile into my mouth.

5. Ms. Marvel
Kahn is the start of the shit diversity push. I would like to see what Marvel would have become without her.

Honorable Mentions

1. Mosaic
Mosaic is a shit Nuhuman with a horrible series under his belt. The only reason I wouldn't kill him is because I want the creator to languish in failure knowing he made a bomb.

2. Miles Morales
I don't dislike Miles, but I hate that this was the start of Bendis's shit streak. Miles needs to be in his own universe apart from Peter. I think he can have good stories. The sole reason I would kill him is because without him we wouldn't have gotten Riri.

Oh look, it's reddit.

Why? Most of them already are on the death row

Gwenpool
>Once Heather Antos is gone, she'll probably slowly fade from the spotlight
Mosaic
>Not worth wasting a bullet on something that was already dead on arrival.
America
>She's not bad when she's written by the right person. She's just shit in Gabby's hands.
Squirrel Girl
>A character that's been around awhile. Will probably stop being a "LOL SO RANDOM & COOL XD" character when that isn't the "cool" thing for characters besides Deadpool to do.
>Not Janet Wasp
A good idea not executed correctly. Has the potential to be good in someone else's hands.
>Prowler(?)
Who the fuck cares about some C list Spidey villain. There's already like...5 other Prowlers. Not worth the bullet.
>Moon Girl
Although I hate that Moon Boy had to die for her to get Devil Dino, she's just a harmless character intended for kids.
>Riri
If she became a villain, she'll get a pass from me.
>Cho Hulk
Nobody wants to be a Hulk, and Cho doesn't treat it like a curse like Bruce dose. If he went back to being just Cho and not a Hulk, he'd get a pass.
>Kate Bishop
Again, another character that's good in some hands and bad in others. She gets a pass.
>Ms. Marvel
I don't mind her, she's just another generic teen hero, certainly not the worst "legacy" hero, but not the best.
>Dr. Strange
He gets a pass.
>Miles
You were good in your own universe for a short time, but you've overstayed your welcome in 616. Bullet for you.

I mean for his main book. Also, you read his book? I haven't even try that.

Moon Boys actually OK now. Lunella went back in time to return DD to his natural home and DD saved him.

Ah. I haven't kept up with that series. I read the first two storyarcs when they were storytimed here, but nothing recent.

I didn't say he had to be a CLONE of Static. I mean writing a young character whose race is relevant to their characterization and world without being their sole defining feature.

Yeah, Lunella let DD go because she thought he wasn't happy in NY. It's pretty heavily implied that decision will bite her soon, but for now she's working with Thing and Human Torch as the Fantastic Three and helping them look for Reed.

They're meeting Lifebringer Galactus next issue.

America Chavez

Spider-Man/Peter Parker
He's gotta go before he gets any worse. Also you never said they had to be a character in the picture.

This man is on the right path.

However, there is only one truly correct answer.

>shooting Sam
>all those absolutely disgusting opinions
You should shoot yourself, fambo.

>hey mom, look at me, i'm posting something funny on fourchan!

Since they basically have the same mindset, shooting one kills them all

>Also you never said they had to be a character in the picture.

It was heavily implied.

...

A bullet? Nah, that's too easy. No, if I'm going to forever write out one of these characters, its going to be poetic.

In Mile's case, he'll die trapped under rubble, unable to muster up the strength to free himself. To mirror one of Peter's great personal achievements, reminding himself he IS Spider-Man, Miles will be faced with the same obstacle, only to fail. Because he isn't Spider-Man, and hasn't figured out who he was supposed to be.

Riri? A system failure where her suit locks up during a fight, and she's trapped inside while succumbing to her injuries. A literal Iron Maiden if you will.

Jane Foster will die of cancer, unable to lift Mjolnir one final time.

Wasp

Line them up. One shot.

Wow. If you're that vindictive against fictional characters, you must be an absolute gem of a person in real life.

They're fucking fictional characters, dude.

Bravo.

Fucking Bravo.

I would love to see any of those.

America by a long shot

I have a special bullet that shoots all them through the head one at a time then explodes over their corpses and erases them from existence.

Oh cmon, I can't be a little bit colorful and have a bit of fun? I was practically in a swivel chair with a cat in my lap. Sorry for the needless edge I guess. Hell, I hardly read Marvel anymore so I don't really care if they stick around or not.

Dr. Strange

I love her design but everything I've heard about her doesn't sound good.

These are pretty great.

>y-you must be fun at p-parties hehehe
Well executed, m'sir!

You could do quite good horror and dark fiction user. Give it a try one day.

Please don't kill yourself, Bob Dylan!

Funny enough this is the kind of retarded shit people like Bendis and Loeb do to characters they don't like

Any idea how I can create a portfolio and get published? Trying to break into the industry, but have next to no idea how.

Newfag here, who is Riri?