He doesn't read the Daily Bugle

>He doesn't read the Daily Bugle

Daily Bugle is fake news! SAD!

I only read the Daily Blabbity.

Fuck off Sup Forums. The Bugle is the only paper that has the balls to speak the truth and call someone a menace when they clearly need to be called that

>Not reading daily planet

JJ is a shill

Go to bed J.J.J., shitposting on Sup Forums won't save your son from space madness.

I uses to, but after Parker left their pictures kind of suck

Daily planet is the original company

Apparently he's back there, but isn't doing photography anymore. They have him writing science journals.

>They read ((((super hero)))) propaganda

Marketing to make us forget about his shitty company.

JJJ is controlled opposition, he doesn't even admit that Spider-Man is paid by George Soros!

Yeah, like that'll ever happen. You know how much porn I had saved on my Webware? What a prick.

Are you fucking serious? Don't you remember the Spider-man skeleton found on a chimney fiasco?

>Implying Spider-Man isn't a Latverian spy

You wish you were half the man John Jameson is.

Eh, I used to, but for some reason or another the Bugle just decreased in terms of actual quality. They kept drifting away from the stuff that they are known for and started pushing their own agenda. It’s like they lost their spirit, their integrity. GOD DAMN IT, WHAT HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO?!? I BLAME THAT THAT WEB SLINGING WEASEL SPIDER-MAN! THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT!

I don't know how Spider-man can be friends with that pricks, he almost blows New York

Jameson? I love Threats & Menaces

kissing his ass aint gonna get you that raise, pete

>He fell for the good guy Spider-Man meme
Whooptiy fucking doo. He picked up a car that he probably rented for that gay stunt. Obviously menaces would be friends with menaces.

>reading """news""" that is literally nothing except baseless slander against /our guy/
Fuck off shill.

Why do people like that guy's photos so much? I mean, he's decent, but he's no Phil Sheldon. I'm sure if I was as much of a fucking sociopath as Parker was I'd rush into the line of fire too for a half assed photo

What newspaper does Mr Luthor read? I don't any alien or vigilante propaganda in my news.

>/ourguy/
>probably a mutie lover
Fuck out of here.

You are right, I tought he could change after joining The Avengers, but they lowered their standards it seems

Luthor strikes me as a Bugle type of guy. God knows he isn't a Planet reader.

The bugle is a bunch of biased hacks, get your news from a reliable source.
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>Implying all the Avengers weren't already menaces
They have fucking mutants on the team! The only good Avengers is Hawkeye. Finally did something about that monster

>Alien propaganda
I hope they lay eggs in your brain faggot.

Hawkeye was a criminal he is a threat, the only good Avenger left was Captain America, but the whole Hydra thing blew un his face

Oh fuck off. Hulk was a raging monster who needed to be put down. Do you know how much property damage that fucker caused with his attack on Earth? But yeah, sucks about /ourguy/.

Yeah, Hulk was a menace but so is Scarlet Witch and drunktard Tony Stark, but he does nothing about them

>no one reads Daily Globe

There's hope for this board yet.

im sorry i dont read/listen to (((FAKE NEWS)))

>He doesn't read the Daily Bulge

Are those cucks even still around?

>REEEEEE MUTIES

fuck off Sup Forums

t. libtard mutie lover

You love defending those muties but I bet you're all for taking our guns away you fucking hypocrite.

>Spider-Man is paid by George Soros
This. Sp-AIDS-man is antifag, and Parker is his cuck fuckbuddy shill
prove me wrong

Also it's a sham, there are at least four spidermen if you pay attention to the shape of the head and ankles, let me find my mspaint infographics