Hello, I'm here to apply for Canadian citizenship

Hello, I'm here to apply for Canadian citizenship.

Fuck off ya cunt

sorry, we don't allow wild rhinos to roam free in canada

You stay the fuck down there where you belong.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Fuck off we're full

We have enough failed abortions here

you can come to peru and get raped by a wild pack of cholos

Leaf's are going to feel the wrath of the refugee crises, but an sjw one. Glorius

Didn't the Canadian Immigration website crash?

Canadian Navy already has enough leaking boats thank you. Don't think we need anymore.

i'm sure the Inuits could find a use for her

Fuck, the Bear hunt is so many months away...

When you get to the border be sure to do your whole "my vagina!" bit. Everyone loves that

I'm expecting a lot of "fuck off we're full" threads from canadians tomorrow

pigs don't require citizenship

Papers, please

Full list of incomings.

>Miley Cyrus
>Amy Schumer
>Chelsea Handler
>Lena Dunham
>Jon Leibowitz
>Cher
>Whoopi Goldberg
>Raven-Symone
>Megan Michael-Key
>Ne-Yo
>Samuel L. Jackson
>Barbara Streisand
>Bryan Cranston

WHY NOT MEXICO THOUGH?!?!?!?

Is there some country we can pay to take her? Please?

R-right here, s-sir

The blubber on her could feed the Igloo Niggers up north for years.

Is that everyone? I thought there were more?

ayy lmao

>You'll accept me, right, Canada?

They dont have the Burgers to sustain her.

Well, we do have a lot of shitty sjw female comedians. Whats one more, on the streets of Toronto?

Inshallah my sister. We will gladly accept you, although since pork is haram, you will need to wear a paper bag on your head. Welcome to Canadiallah, enjoy a complementary raping.

fuck no, you can keep her

Please let her vanish

LEL

How much you bet not even half go through with it and stay.

I'm very sorry, miss.
But as a result of the uprising of Muslim immigrants, we do not accept imports of pork into our country anymore.

only QT singles allowed not even a Newfie would touch her.

I love how random cunts/fags think threatening to leave the US if Trump wins will change anyways. Hell no I voted for the exact reason that you degenerates will leave. You're the kind of people ruining the country peace out go cry in Canada now. Good riddance AND ENJOY YOUR BUTTHURT FAGS

>discrepancy detected

Guaranteed none of them actually do it.

Proud of my leaves.

This bud light fat cow wants to go to Spain instead of Mexico......I WONDER WHY?????

tis but a fine export for you leafs, plenty of bacon can be pulled from this pig.

Consider it a gift

Honestly if I see any Americans who moved here because of the election I will tell them to go back to their fucking country and that they are ungrateful shitheads.

don't worry, you can buy citizenship like the corrupt chinese do via quebec

Not even one? Come on now at least Sam or Miley.

you don't look brown

Fuck off we're full.

tfw Canada builds a wall to keep all the
Americucks out

...

If they don't leave… badger them. Bug the shit out of them till they feel no choice but to go.

Run them right out of town.

Your passport says you are a woman.
Face the scanner.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Go away.

You have to wash your hand first miss, it's contaminated

Sorry Canada is a Muslim country and pork is haram

We're overflowing with liberals as it is, we don't need any American imports.

Sorry, we have an embargo on dairy products.

> Welcome to Canada, we just need to ask a few questions before we admit you.
> #1 - Tits or GTFO
> #2 - Ewww gross, GTFO

pork is haram

FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCK, WE'RE FULL

DENIED
off to Mexico you go

There's not enough food in Canada for this bitch

FUCKING DIE


M A G A

BUILD THE WALL CANUCKBROSs
BUILD THE SEAWALL AGAINST CHINA
YOU CAN DO IT

...

you have to go back

This.

And not just reg libshits, but ultra asshurt ones at that.

MCGA WHEN

fuck off cow, it's winter and you should be at the butchers.

All talk, no action like all Hillary supporters. I fucking dare these crybabies actually be worth of their words and move the fck out.

My favourite was Barbara Streisand

She was going to go to Australia be cause The USA is too racist!!!

She is going to be in for a very rude awakening when she get to Australia.

She'll be back home in a week!

Same with all those Jews -- they won't be able to stay away from Manhattan for very long.

This thread is now about "operation: you still here?"

We flood all those cucks saying they would leave if trump were elected with

>You still here

Get their twitters and YouTube's and social shyt

Please no.