Pawn Starlins

I'm Rick Thanos and this is my pawn shop.

Ask me anything.

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I've got a cosmic cube I'd like to sell, how much is it worth?

can you spare me tree fiddy?

Do you have Battletoads?

Let me see that for a seco-

That's a great cube and all, but you're not going to get top dollar if it wasn't owned by the Red Skull. We get a lot of Nazi memorabilia collectors in here.

No, but I can spare some ... Chum.

From which reality? What if I told you there is timeline where they fight them Double Dragon Boys.

Do you know an expert on photon-rifles from the Kree/Skrull War?

I don't need an expert to know that this photo-rifle was manufactured during the Kree/Shi'ar War. I'm sorry but your grandfather's suicide note was not accurate.

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how does one bargain?

You wanna cook?

Let's see... mint condition Infinity Stone, grants ultimate power, owned by HYDRA... best I can do is $15. You see it's a little scratched in the corner. That's gonna hurt it, it'll sell below market value.

I got a love letter from Lady death herself. How much is this worth?

Rick Thanos I've come to bargain

Got a collection of Infinity Stones what can I get for them?

about tree fiddy

Hello sir, this is Eddie Brock of the Daily Bugle and I have found a rock with a hard to pronounce name.

Uh, what was it again? Bada...bantium? No, Mada...dantium, no not that either

If you look closer, this was signed by Lady Deathstrike. It had a $1.25 cover price, it now trades for about 50 cents.

They actually dont sell Nazi memorabilia

The scratch gives it character!

Best I can do is 25 cents. That's my offer.

I never said they did. Learn to read.

I got some funky lookin sunglasses. What can I get for em?

How much can I get for this surfboard?

Crazy story, guy crashed through my ceiling, spoke gibberish, decided to take it. You can't find something more silver than this, man.

I found these mystical stones of infinite power. Is that something you're interested in? I'm hoping around $1000?

Haha good one mate

Robocop memorabilia has been ice cold since the last movie tanked. I could maybe sell that ruby red quartz for parts. I'd do five dollar sell or eight dollars trade.

What's Norrin Radd? That like Body Glove?

Granted that's a lot of silver, but think of how much space that's going to take up in the shop. Silver is trading for $75 and ounce. I could do $150.

What's gonna come through that door?

Those are from a game called Columnus for Philips Genesis. Not much interest in those. If they were Sega or Nuttendo, you'd be in business.

You want I should throw them out for you?

You have LITERALLY asked me the one question I cannot answer. Are ... are you Grandmaster?

What are you trying to get out of that Agamomo monocle you got there? You wanna pawn it or sell it?

Hey Magus, brother, I hate to be the one to break it to you ... but you don't have a set ... that reality gem is a fugazi.

What can I get for this extremely rare Pepe?

This thing crashed in my backyard. I'm not entirely sure if it's still functional, but considering the Nova Corps went extinct I'm hoping to get a good deal out of it.

There's not really a market for cosmic cubes out there and i've gotta make a profit, mm let's say...4 dollars

We get the occasional New Warriors collector in here. But they're not really looking for Kid Nova merch. Speedball is what's hot right now.

How much for a mint Hansi?

C'mon, man. You and I both know this thing has a market literally beyond the planet.

I just want to make a quick buck.

ACKSHUALLY it is canon that Rick doesn't sell Nazi memorabilia because he doesn't like the clientele it attracts.

If post ends in 88 then Rick starts selling only based Kraut merch ...

ACKSHUALLY its canon that Rick does not deal in Nazi memorabilia because he doesn't like the clientele it attracts.

>That one officer in the background desperately trying to save her from Hitler

I think you mean save her FOR Hitler. Mmmmmm, prima noctre ...

I thought Big Man Adolf was only into his niece.

I got a cube guy let me call him

Rubik speaking.

>Calls his "guy"
>Tells him this is a very rare and valuable item
>Even after learning its value he goes EVEN LOWER

Wage cuck identified. You will die without owning your own business, which is to say, you will have never truly lived.

Hi, Rick.

I've got these negative of Mary Jane Watson. Any interest in seeing the rest of the set?

Let me call my MJ guy

Rick, I've a pickle here

>That time Chum Lee bought 7 long boxes of comics filled with shit like X-Force for $500

I know it's all fake but that gave me a laugh.

I’ve got a used Spear of Destiny here I can confirm that this was used to Stab Jesus Christ and is an extremely powerful weapon but has been imprinted with the will of Adolf Hitler which will make anyone who uses it made with power, my Fiancée Jewish and is making get rid of a lot of my stuff for her art studio

>Underrated post
Good job user

I'll bid for the boy inside it.

INFINITY STONES, SON

I'd like to pawn my entire collection of toads that do battle; how much are they worth

Can I pawn my ancestor's shit?

I bought what I thought was a crazy looking awar. Turns out this shit doesn’t even open.

The guy at the garage sale went on about some fucker named Adam. I dunno what the fuck what was all about.

How much?

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>yfw chum lee acts retarded on purpose to hustle sellers and undersell merchandise

They can make those things out of thin air.
What you've got is a shiny garbage can.

The episodes with comics in them always upset me.

The guy tells him thats MARKET price, as in find the people who buy that shit and set it up for them which cost money and time.

I hate dealing with collectors. If the picture isn't just right they flip shit and walk away after hours of talking.

Did someone say MJ?

Is it from a once venerable house, both opulent and imperial, that since become a festering abomination?

I've got a whole long-box full of copies of Youngbloods #1. Yup, you heard me right, the FIRST issue. It was a bitch and a half to scrape up the funds to get them all individually graded, but now as you can see they're ALL in mint condition. Can I get an offer?

I'm willing to pawn off a donkey. I'll take any price offered.

Someone post the DBZ edit, please.

hey, mr thanos. you got any of them dragon balls?

Sorry, we don't deal in animals and have one retard working here already.

This has be in my family for years but i need the money to make rent. My grandad said it was a a great symbol of respect on the planet earth. How much can you offer?

Is this gonna be a new meme

Chum Lee is unironically the smartest one in that shop.
This user knows. It's all an act for the cameras and for hustling those dumb sellers.

How do I get a good movie? I'll pawn anything.

One of Rick's authenticators is named Criag Gottlief, he is a big collector and vendor of nazi memorabilla and had regularly shown up on pawn star to estimate the price of guns and medieval weapons.

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"I get a perfectly smooth shave on my face...and my beautiful bald head."

Sorry chum this only has 4 colors

He's been fired from the show a while.

No you idiot, he said you have a PORN star moustache not a PAWN star moustache

He's definitely not the smartest one in the shop, but his TV persona is 100 percent an act, but it is mildly based off his real personality.

>That time the lab blew up and killed Adam Warlock for the first time
I feel as though the "Adam dies" joke has lost weight since there hasn't been any shocking death since like the 3rd.

I AM NOT A RETARD

我不是一個白痴!

No honey he said Chum Lee not Chun Li